Chapter 102: King God Emperor Kim Sang-hyeok [R-18]

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“Stella?”

While getting blasted by a blizzard in a snowy field and shouting about my Gum-Gum Gatling gun, I ran into my blonde-haired little sister.

“Ah, Orabeoni!”

“Whoa there. Don’t come any closer. Are you with the Imperial Army?”

“I’m on your side, Orabeoni!”

“Oh? Trying to pull a honey trap on me?”

At the words “honey trap,” Stella raised both hands in a gesture of surrender and laughed cheerfully.

“I’m a free agent! Didn’t you see me taking down Imperial soldiers?”

“True Queen, what should we do?” Sol asked, stroking her chin thoughtfully.

Crackle.

“If you don’t let me in, I’m going to wreck this place, Isolde.”

Uh oh. Is she trying to become Pikachu, that electric mouse Pokémon?

Unlike Serena, who participates in the game with a bit more decorum, how could I not find my little sister adorable as she rampaged around, insisting she was unconditionally on my side?

I find them both so lovable.

Serena, who, despite being on a different side, values her bond as a sister more.

And Stella, who just shouts that she’ll be on my side no matter what.

Their ways of expressing love and their personalities were different, but I liked them both all the same.

“Stella, you have to at least pretend to play along! Can you just throw a tantrum and demand to be let in?” Isolde said.

“You should just gratefully accept when an A-rank mage offers to join you.”

…I think I see why Stella doesn’t have any friends.

Sol, however, looked like she understood.

Thanks, Sol.

“…By the authority of the True Queen, I accept you into the Rebel forces.”

Fwoosh!

Stella immediately threw herself into my arms.

The snowy field backdrop was being dismantled, so the surviving Imperial soldiers showed no signs of hostility.

Kibelle was the same.

“Aren’t you going to finish them off?”

“Me?”

In response to the question from a junior with glasses whom I’d never seen before, I stroked Stella’s hair and answered.

“It’s better if we all do it together. It’s too tiring to keep fighting while the dungeon is being taken down.”

It wasn’t a desperate situation like before.

Hilaria smacked my back hard. Thwack.

“The first part was good, but the end was a bit… ‘Too tiring’ sounds like something a beta would say, Seonbaenim.”

“A beta…”

This junior really doesn’t hold back.

The way she just smacked me, I thought she was one of my close guy friends for a second…

“Anyway… thank you.”

Kibelle bowed her head deeply. To me.

“What? I didn’t attack either,” Hilaria protested.

“I already knew you weren’t the type for that, so it’s not surprising.”

“Hmph. Compliments feel nice.”

The nuance made it sound like she was calling Hilaria simple-minded.

In any case, the surviving academy students were moved to a neutral zone before proceeding to the next stage.

[Welcome to Neutral Zone B-30322.]

[Access Authorized – En]

Huh?

Was the neutral zone always like this? When I came here after the first round, it was a completely colorless space.

But now, the sky was blue, the temperature was perfect…

Truly, the kind of optimal weather that seemed impossible outside of a simulation greeted us.

The warm sunlight seemed to seep into my body, reminding me just how cold it had been until now.

Everyone brushed the snow off their uniforms and looked around.

‘A town…?’

It was a cozy little town with a large tree growing in the center.

The setting for the “Exchange Event” had been a fantasy world that didn’t stray far from the medieval era.

But this place was different. It was hard to say if it was completely modern. It felt more like a movie set built to film a slightly old-fashioned street.

There were many houses, but they didn’t seem inhabited.

“What is this?”

Am I the only one who’s never been to a place like this?

But everyone else was looking around with the same unfamiliar expressions.

Just as I was waiting for some kind of explanation to appear, time stopped, and a blonde goddess peeked her head out.

It was En-chan, making her second appearance of the day.

“En?”

“This is a rest area. I’ve opened up a nice place for you.”

“…With no ulterior motives?”

“Oh, come on. I just want you to enjoy the world of ‘Onahole Academy’ a little more comfortably, Sang-hyeok. You know that, right?”

Hmm…

It looked like a harmless space, so I doubted any magical beasts would appear.

In truth, En just wants me to play without thinking too much. She has a condition that makes her break out in a fit if she has to endure anything resembling a frustratingly slow plot.

“What happened to you lecturing me about handling the Jellies more roughly?”

“Ah, that…”

En fidgeted with her fingers.

“Looking back, I think I was a bit cheeky this time… I wanted to apologize…”

“…Huh?”

You set up a rest area just to apologize for your lecture?

“It’s not like it’s the first or second time you’ve been cheeky.”

“Mmmph…”

I see what she means.

“I-I like your playstyle, Sang-hyeok. I hope you don’t misunderstand that part. Having sex with your sister’s friend in a tent was super hot, too…”

“…Uh, right.”

The atmosphere turned awkward.

It’s a little embarrassing when she brings up past sexual encounters. Where the hell is she watching from?

“…Though I am a little dissatisfied that you didn’t pin down Sarika, who was trying to preserve her virginity, and punish her with a breeding press…”

“Pfft.”

I knew it.

It wouldn’t be En if she held back on her perverted feedback.

“Why are you laughing…!? Sang-hyeok!”

“I know how you feel. That’s why I’m letting it slide and finding it cute.”

“Ugh…”

En-chan is just a total pervert. She’s not a goddess who forces me to do things I hate.

Well, not exactly force… more like strongly recommend?

There are quite a few times En-chan has given me some perverted inspiration.

“I want to see more… Your perverted sex gives me inspiration, Sang-hyeok…”

“…”

Why is she suddenly so endearing…?

Seeing En act shy, a smile unknowingly spread across my face.

Right.

“We’re two people who inspire each other.”

“…That’s right!”

“But for a perverted goddess like you, you must have seen plenty of stuff like this.”

“Have you ever seen anything like this before, Sang-hyeok?”

“Me…?”

Well, in porn videos…

No. I knew exactly what En was talking about.

“I’ve never seen heroines that beautiful lose their minds like that, I’ll admit.”

“…That’s it, exactly. I’ve never seen it either. And not with a man like you…”

Looking back… the appearance of (New) Sang-hyeok, who seduces women with a mountain of cheats and fucks them into submission with his dick, was the product of a coincidence.

A monster of an alpha male, born from En’s desire to somehow fix the situation after she accidentally summoned me.

That’s me.

The fact that inside that shell is not an alpha male or anything of the sort, but Kim Sang-hyeok, a pure-love enthusiast, creates a jarring sense of dissonance.

“What was Onahole Academy originally like?”

“Onahole Academy was a simulation game with a high difficulty level… The protagonist’s physical abilities weren’t as insane as yours are now, and he didn’t have infinite stamina…”

“And it still managed to be called a hot eroge?”

Isn’t infinite stamina a basic requirement?

“…”

En-chan looked deeply offended.

“Are you saying my eroge isn’t hot, Sang-hyeok?”

Uh oh. She’s turning to the dark side.

“If it wasn’t hot, do you think I’d be running around like this from the second playthrough? Honestly, it’s driving me crazy…”

And that’s not even counting the girls here I haven’t gotten with yet.

This place is filled with beautiful female students that any man would fall for.

“Hmph.”

“However, when it comes to the male character’s stats, I think (New) Sang-hyeok had the right idea.”

Well, I’ve benefited a lot from it, so there’s that.

“It’s getting so hard to hold back from creampieing them.”

“Ah, for someone like you!”

Flash!

The goddess of eroge held up something that glowed brightly.

I just knew she’d done something again.

“Ta-da!! 『Guaranteed Pregnancy Creampie』!!”

…

“And here I thought you were going to give me automatic contraception or a condom creation skill.”

“Aww, that’s no fun. A creampie is only thrilling when there’s a risk of pregnancy.”

She seems to have her own philosophy.

“And with condom creation… you lose the fun of making your woman run an errand to get you condoms!”

What kind of fun is that, exactly?

It was a philosophy I found difficult to understand.

“Now, this power! It can force a woman into ovulation during sex, allowing you to impregnate her without fail with your thick semen.”

“Did you even understand what I said? I’m holding back because I can’t just go around knocking up female students with bright futures ahead of them…”

And you give a skill for guaranteed pregnancy to someone like that?

“I don’t think I’ll have much use for this either.”

“You don’t know what you’re talking about, Sang-hyeok. I told you, didn’t I? Every heroine is happiest when she’s by your side! The absolute happiest!”

“…”

I pictured Stella’s smiling face.

It wasn’t an entirely unconvincing argument.

“It’s the fundamental premise of ‘Onahole Academy.’ This.”

“The fundamental premise…”

“Just because some female is a little good at studying, smart, and strong, do you think she’s truly happy living her life catching monsters? Huh? True happiness is getting creampied by you, getting pregnant, and raising a cute baby, right?”

“You think every woman is like that? For example, the Student Council President…”

“Pfft!!”

She’s laughing in my face. This little brat.

“You think that Student Council President would keep up her hero activities even after getting pregnant with your baby?”

“I think she would…”

The Student Council President is the real deal, a rare breed.

“Aww, you really don’t know a woman’s heart at all.”

“Isabella is a genuine hero. I don’t think she’d give up her career just because some guy knocked her up with a creampie.”

“Wanna bet? Wanna bet!?”

“…”

Why is she so confident?

Anyway…

“An unwanted pregnancy makes everyone miserable.”

“Then just ask them once. The heroines.”

“Huh?”

“Ask them if it’s truly an unwanted pregnancy.”

…?

I… hadn’t thought of that.

Of course, even if it’s an academy, getting pregnant as a student would fuck you over… that was just common sense.

Was I being too rigid?

“I’m sure they’d let you. They’re probably dying to get pregnant with your gallant seed.”

Gasp.

I snapped back to my senses.

“You, you… are you creampie-lighting me now?!”

“Ah, you caught me!”

“Yeah, I’m sure my school life will be just fucking peachy if I knock up every woman around me in a single year!”

“Aww~~ But irresponsible creampies are essential for perverted sex…”

Doing it to my onaholes is stimulating enough!

“Get going. Hurry up. Geez.”

“Anyway… Sang-hyeok…”

“Yeah?”

En-chan spoke shyly.

“I like you. So… please continue being the protagonist of Onahole Academy…?”

“Yeah. Alright.”

She’s a small, cute goddess who sometimes goes berserk because of her perverted philosophy.

But still, she’s my goddess, the one who looks after me.

I have to let it slide even if she crosses the line a little sometimes.

After the time stop was released, I had a moment to speak first while everyone else was still looking around.

“It’s a neutral zone, so it should be safe. Let’s take our time and see what’s here.”

[Entering the final round in 54000 seconds.]

15 hours again.

We dived on Wednesday morning, and it’s Thursday afternoon now…

The final round will start on Friday morning.

Just as Yuuna said, it’s really taking several days. And I have a feeling I’ll meet Yuuna in the final round.

‘Where did my dungeon wife go?’

Tsk.

I got Hena back, but it’s a shame I was separated from Yuuna.

In times like this, a normal couple could at least contact each other on their smartphones.

But the only one here who can use a phone is Isolde, whose device was enhanced with magical beast steel.

“Should we look for a hospital first?”

“Is someone hurt?”

Stella peeked her head out from my side.

“Sarika is. It’ll be hard for you to walk, so get on my back.”

When I turned and offered my back, Sarika didn’t know what to do.

“Um, Seonbaenim… I’m alright.”

“Hurry up and get on. You got hurt taking a hit for me.”

“…”

When I said she took a hit for me, Stella also gave her a look, urging her to get on.

“Th-Then, please excuse me.”

I lifted Sarika onto my back in one go.

Her soft breasts and gentle warmth pressed against my back…

…Giving a piggyback ride to a girl in a skirt feels pretty erotic. Is it because my brain is rotten?

No.

The problem is that I was just talking about creampies.

My dick was about to raise its head as if to say, ‘Is it time, brother?’, so I forced my mind elsewhere.

“Sang-hyeok. There’s something that looks like a hospital over there.”

“You’re right.”

It had the familiar feel of a local clinic.

Would the door be open? When we got to the entrance, there was some kind of card reader terminal installed next to the door.

“What’s this?”

Hena tilted her head.

I don’t know either…

“Looks like every building has one.”

If this is a rest area for us, shouldn’t it be open?

As I was wondering what to do…

“Stella, try using your student ID.”

“Huh? Okay.”

It was the only card we always carried around.

We used it to pay for lunch, and it was the same size as a debit card.

Beep.

As expected, the card reader scanned Stella’s card.

[Verifying Card Information]

[Pt 0. Confirmed as Untouchable.]

[Cannot unlock.]

“Un-Untouch… what?!”

Isolde and Sarika burst out laughing.

Ah… I see. So that’s the system…

Sarika was laughing so hard on my back that she was shaking.

“Hey!! You’re discriminating against people based on points? Hey! I’ll give you Coins. Open it with Coins!”

[Coins are not accepted.]

This AI is damn smart…

Crackle!!

Stella immediately shot a bolt of electricity at the door. She must have thought she could just break it down.

But…

[Aggressive action detected.]

[Nullifying.]

Stella’s attack magic simply dissipated into thin air.

…For a shabby old hospital door to block Stella’s magic.

I guess it makes sense if it’s a set created by an external god.

Humiliated, Stella trudged dejectedly back to me.

“Orabeoni, they’re griefing me…”

“It’s okay. You have the point monster Kim Sang-hyeok right here. I’ll try last, so everyone else give it a shot.”

I was curious how many points it would take to activate the hospital.

Hena went first and held her student ID to the reader.

[Verifying Card Information]

[Pt 33. You are a Common Citizen.]

[Cannot unlock.]

Hena had 33 points. Not enough to unlock the hospital’s functions.

She retreated with a sullen look.

“It wasn’t enough…”

Next was the True Queen, Sol.

[Verifying Card Information]

[Pt 51. You are a Common Citizen.]

[Cannot unlock.]

“A common citizen can’t even use a hospital?”

“Using the hospital and unlocking the hospital seem to be two different things, Seonbaenim.”

“I see.”

So we can use it if someone else opens it. Is that it?

“My points are similar to Sol’s, so now it’s your turn, Seonbaenim.”

“Alright.”

As I held up my student ID, a strange tension filled the air among the girls.

[Beep.]

[Verifying Card Information]

[Pt 245. Confirmed Rank 1 King God Emperor Kim Sang-hyeok-nim.]

[Unlocking.]

…

Isn’t “King God Emperor” a bit much, En-chan…?

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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