Chapter 100: Gum-Gum Gun Barrage [R-18]

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[Crown Seeker Pt +15]

Somehow, I ended up in charge of finding the crown, the most important part of this mission.

The temple’s interior was a single, endlessly extending path, with a new room appearing each time we passed through a door.

The overall atmosphere was drab, like a cavern, and the dim lighting made me judge that an ambush was likely.

“Kushina. If you would.”

“Yes!”

I gave a hand signal to the invisible onahole Kushina and had her take the lead.

While Kushina, who could observe things without a care even if she was spotted, peeked her head into the next room, her butt wiggling, I waited for a moment.

She soon returned and whispered in my ear.

“Imperial soldiers are left behind on watch. Two on the left, two on the right. Three up high, and one in the center.”

“Let’s go.”

There was no time to hesitate.

I loaded my Benelli with non-lethal rubber bullets and took a deep breath.

Timing it with Kushina’s entry, I threw a rock inside.

Clack, clatter…

“What was that?”

“Who’s there?!”

The moment the Imperial soldiers’ attention was drawn.

“Kushina, now!”

Flash!

Kushina’s 「Flash」 robbed everyone of their sight.

In that opening, I scanned the Imperials’ positions and shouldered the Benelli.

“Personality Excretion.”

I’ll aim for the female student leader first!

“Gum-Gum!”

I fired the Benelli wildly, at a speed rivaling a semi-automatic.

First, two shots to the female student’s stomach in the center!

“Guhk!!”

She was a member of Dihrit’s squad. Her name was Atali.

Pumping the action rapidly as if firing on full-auto, I quickly picked off the Imperial soldiers spread out on both sides!

1 kill! 2 kills! 3 kills! 4 kills!!

“Gun Barrage!!!”

Let the rubber bullets rain!

And with them, the inescapable power of Personality Excretion!

“Kagh!”

“Urk!”

“Ugh!”

The Imperial soldiers collapsed, letting out single screams as they violently spewed out jelly.

「Gum-Gum Gun Barrage」 complete.

“Become onaholes.”

[Ordinary Imperial Soldier Onahole]
[A soldier’s onahole. The material is tough and has uniform ridges. Seems better than a mass-produced one.]
[Rarity: D+]
[Tightness: C | Durability: B | Warmth: C | Response: D]

[Imperial Soldier Onahole collected!]
[Added to the Onahole Collection Codex!]
[Strength +3]
[Stamina +3]

The onahole collection bonus is always welcome.
It’s treated separately from level-up stats, so it’s a huge gain.

The fact that Atali didn’t disappear confirmed once again that she was an academy student, not an Imperial Army NPC.

“Hands up if you don’t want to become an onahole.”

“Wh-what… an onahole?”

I aimed the Glock at her and shouted!

“Hands up!”

“I-I surrender!”

Atali hastily dropped to her knees and shot her hands up like a child being punished.

That’s right. Good girl.

“How did D-rank Kim Sang-hyeok get this far…?”

“Use your Forfeit Flag and get out.”

“…”

Atali clamped her mouth shut, being stubborn.

“Not leaving? You want to put on a fantastic jelly show with your ass like those twin sisters did?!”

“Eek! I’ll do it, I’ll do it! Please… just not the ass jelly show…!”

Rub, rub!

Atali rubbed her palms together in front of me, begging.

“Hmph.”

It’s not like I wanted to threaten her.
But since putting an enhanced bullet into a female student’s body wasn’t pleasant either, I threatened her forcefully.

Atali is eliminated from the exchange event.

[Strategic Victory Pt +5]
[Outstanding Finesse Pt +10]

[「Insight – Red」 activated.]

I’ll catch up to him in one go!

“Kushina, let’s go!”

“Yes!”

I advanced, brightly illuminating the poorly lit dungeon interior with the SureFire attached to my Glock.

I found Dihrit in a narrow corridor inside the temple.

The bastard was waiting for me.

“Dihrit Ade! Hands up, it’s the FBI!”

“Damn it! What do you mean, FBI?! You’re Kim Sang-hyeok, the onahole collector!”

As I chased him down the long corridor, a pillar of fire suddenly shot up before my eyes.

FWOOOOSH!

“Tch!?”

This son of a bitch!

“Are you trying to turn me into a pile of ash?!”

“It’s not enough firepower to turn you to ash. Stop being a baby! It would’ve just ended with your whole body covered in blisters!”

“You really…!”

He wouldn’t know if I ‘accidentally’ used Personality Excretion on him, would he?

I dropped to one knee and aimed the Glock at Dihrit’s back!

Bang! Bang!

“Flame Barrier!!”

Dihrit weaved in and out of cover behind stone pillars that jutted out like vertebrae.
He blocked my line of sight with flame barriers and ran.

I chased him into the next room, only for a shower of fire to rain down from the ceiling.

“Tch!”

I threw myself to the side to dodge.

“Kushina! Are you okay?”

“Y-Yes!”

But Kushina looked like she was burning up.
Her Exhibitionist talent and his fire-wielding talent were a terrible match.

I have to create an opening.

Dihrit turned to look at me, a smirk on his face as he held a mass of fire in each hand.

“Come to think of it, there’s no reason for me to run from a bastard like you, is there?”

“Hey, you got some bad memories involving onaholes or something?”

“This is a matter of honor. This academy is no place for a half-wit like you!”

“How about we duel without any interruptions, then?”

I lowered my gun and asked.

“Man to man, one-on-one. Let’s see who’s superior.”

“Fine!”

Dihrit Ade began to gather the power of fire.

“Kushina!”

Kushina quickly rushed forward and landed a dropkick on the casting Ade’s torso.

“Hiyah! Onahole Kick!”

“Keok!?”

So much for one-on-one!

I immediately ran over and stomped on Dihrit mercilessly.

「Onahole Clone Brawling Style」

Time for a group beatdown!

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

“Gack, ugh, urk!?”

“I don’t like you either! Take this!”

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

Exposed to mine and Kushina’s senseless assault, Dihrit curled into a ball and shouted.

“You said one-on-one, you dirty coward…!”

“You had a whole group from the start!”

“Dragon’s Breath, Flame Pillar!”

I retreated back with Kushina, dodging the pillar of fire.

Thoroughly beaten, Dihrit stared at us, his eyes swollen as he panted for breath.

“Use your Forfeit Flag.”

I warned him, aiming the Benelli.

“The next round is a 「Moonlight」.”

“I won’t accept it! You think I’d lose to a D-rank onahole collector? I am Dihrit Ade!”

“Then take a little nap.”

Just as I was about to eliminate Dihrit with a 「Moonlight Rubber Bullet」.

The familiar sensation of time stopping seeped into my body.

Huh?

The eroge goddess, En-chan?

Was this her cue to appear?

Just as I shouldered the Benelli to pull off a cool finishing move, the tiny, blonde goddess peeked her head out.

“Sang-hyeok? Why aren’t you turning on Personality Excretion?”

“Why should I? I can win without it.”

“But it’s such a waste. You could turn Dihrit’s jelly into an onahole, too.”

“…”

What are you talking about, Goddess?

“What would I even do with him as an onahole…?”

“Well~ you could sell him for a high price. As punishment for giving you a hard time, a penalty where his personality is used by monster dicks until it’s worn to shreds…”

“Since when was 「Onahole Academy」 a gore-fest?! I’m not doing something that cruel to a classmate.”

“You could also insert his excreted personality into a female-type onaholoid and make him submit to the pleasure of a pussy, you know?!”

“…”

I lowered my gun, momentarily stunned.

Oh, Lord.
Have mercy on this lewd and corrupt soul.

That last idea was enough to make me, a lifelong atheist, search for God.

“I have no desire to do that to a being with male chromosomes.”

“Eh? If you just insert his personality into an onaholoid and turn him into a pussy, you could do a whole ‘Why have I become a woman?!’ or ‘Ngh, I’m starting to love Sang-hyeok’s dick…’ kind of playthrough, you know?”

“Aaargh, fuck! Don’t make me imagine it!!”

For the first time in a while, I cursed with genuine anger.
So this is what the goddess was on about, appearing after so long!

Wait. Don’t tell me…

“I was wondering why this eroge kept pairing me up with ill-tempered male characters… don’t tell me you were trying to make me do that kind of bizarre content?”

For the first time, I felt sorry for Dihrit.

“You could even modify his personality to make him think he was a woman all along…”

“Like hell I’d do that kind of depraved content!”

En-chan clicked her tongue as if I just didn’t get it.

“You still haven’t cast off the shell of pure love, have you, Sang-hyeok? To think you’re trembling at such a mild playthrough.”

“I haven’t cast off the shell of being human!”

“Eeeh~. The kind of play where you turn a guy into a pussy and make him submit to a dick is surprisingly tasty…”

“That’s probably because you’re a woman…”

Honestly, just imagining it makes me sick.

“I’m heterosexual. So no, that content is a no-go.”

“What if a robber held a gun to your head and said, ‘I’ll shoot unless you turn Dihrit into a pussy and fuck him’?”

“What kind of robber would do that?”

“Hmph. Sang-hyeok, your use of jelly is way too clean. Are you really satisfied just watching female students spurt out jelly?”

Satisfied?
It’s already way too stimulating…
A blonde beauty sticking out her fair ass, eyes rolling back as she spurts out jelly.
That’s already stimulating enough.

“Strictly speaking, it’s not like I’m just watching, either.”

“It would be so much better if you tried a wider variety of things~.”

“Stop backseat gaming and get lost, you little brat.”

“Don’t forget you can always use Anywhere Fellatio and Instant Shameless Breeding, okay?”

“…”

Just when I’m about to forget, she brings it up.

“You can get that pretty girl’s pussy right away, you know? Right?”

“Get out of here before I use it on you.”

“Kyaa~~!”

Time resumed.

Before any other thoughts could enter my head, I shot the Moonlight Rubber Bullet straight into Dihrit’s thigh.

BAAANG!!

“Kuaaack!!”

All the blood vessels in his thigh might have burst.
Dihrit collapsed with a tremendous sound.

“I win, Dihrit.”

“Damn it. Damn it…!!”

Dihrit slammed his fist on the floor in frustration.

In the world of men, this is enough.
He should have learned his lesson by now.
For the price of his verbal abuse, that must have hurt like hell.

Leaving Dihrit behind as he drooled and gasped in pain, I ran to find the crown.

Fortunately, the rebel NPCs were guarding the crown without a single scratch on them.

“Olaf!”

“Oh, brother, you’re here? Look what we found.”

[Crown Acquired Pt +100]

[Queen’s Crown Acquisition Complete]

It was a beautiful tiara, studded with countless jewels.
I lifted it carefully so as not to damage it.

[Dungeon Cleared!]
[The Rebel Army has obtained the crown!]

“We carried!”

“Yay~!”

Slap!

I shared a celebratory high-five with Kushina.

“We’re done here, right?”

“Let’s go clean up the remaining Imperial soldiers.”

My invisible onahole is a huge help.
As if reading my mind, Kushina gave a bashful smile.

“If you think I’m helpful, you’ll give me lots of Magical Beast Steel, right?”

“It hasn’t even been that long since I bought you that Agility gear.”

“Aww~ Maasteer~. I’ll become an even more useful onahole~.”

“Let’s go finish this!”

I firmly shoved Kushina into the Onaben.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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