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    “Ugh, ugh….”

    “…Lily, are you okay?”

    As I looked at the real bitch…woman for the first time and felt nauseous, Edan gently stroked my back.

    “My head is spinning. I should have turned my gaze away as soon as I saw her face.”

    Even though my body had turned into that of a woman, there seemed to be a constitution that just wouldn’t change.

    At the same time, seeing Evelyn, who I had slapped in the face in my past life as Lily’s maid in Rugal, made me reflect on my past actions. Despite triggering my unicorn sensor by not being a virgin despite being the main heroine, facing Evelyn directly made me realize that she was much more formidable.

    “You have every reason to be nervous. Is your stomach feeling better? Should I get you some water?”

    “…No, it’s gotten a bit better for now. I’m fine.”

    Just breathing the same air almost made me want to throw up the empty stomach acid, but I managed to hold back the urge, which was quite an impressive moment.

    Fortunately, Edan seemed to think I was feeling this way because of the upcoming showdown with MacHart, so it was a relief. If he had asked for a reason, I wouldn’t have had any excuses.

    Still, exchanging information for vomiting, it was almost certain that MacHart would attend the noble social gathering today, so all that was left was to wait patiently.

    As people began to gather, I gradually reduced my conversation with Edan and deliberately created an awkward atmosphere. MacHart hadn’t revealed himself yet, but I needed to prepare in advance to deceive him.

    By the time the other members gathered according to the schedule, Agnes and the warrior, Gyetmyo Joshegikwat, had already revealed themselves.

    “Agnes, is it uncomfortable to walk in step with me? Should I walk a bit slower?”

    “Don’t treat me like a child.”

    “Your dress is pretty. It looks different from what you usually wear, right?”

    “I didn’t wear it to show you. Mind your own business.”

    Agnes appeared in a light dress, and the warrior, Gyetmyo Joshegikwat, walked in step with her.

    “….”

    “Miss, if it’s not too much of an intrusion, would you like to dance with me when the party starts?”

    “Oh, no…! I, I have a dance allergy…!!”

    “What?”

    I confirmed the attendance of Ceristha, who appeared in the ballroom with a noticeable eye mask (even more noticeable), as it shouldn’t be known that she was participating in such a public event.

    It was quite embarrassing to see Ceristha alone at the event due to the unexpected variable of Agnes not receiving an invitation. As she was originally a shy person, she always stuck close to Gyetmyo Joshegikwat at such events and never strayed, but now she looked like a hamster thrown into a snake pit.

    I feel like I did something wrong. However, Ceristha’s presence was essential for this operation, so it was unavoidable.

    But once this is over, I will make her a real saint, so it will be a decent apology and reward for the fake saint, Ceristha.

    Lastly, even the bitch Evelyn returned after leaving her seat for about 30 minutes. Everyone except MacHart had gathered by then.

    As the host (anonymous) offered a brief greeting as the emcee, the social gathering began, and about 10 minutes passed.

    With a particularly buzzing sound, a man entered the ballroom.

    …Naturally, he was accompanied by about a dozen women.

    “Have you been well, Prince MacHart?”

    “Yes, I have been well. I apologize for not being certain, but are you the daughter of the Vercos family?”

    “Our father is not a viscount, but a marquis… Just remembering that alone is an honor!”

    “Luckily, you got half of it right. Do you have any plans for tonight? The time I spent with the young lady last time was quite impressive. If you do what you did back then, I will definitely call for you again tonight.”

    “Really?! It’s an honor, Prince Machart!”

    “I, I can do anything for you, Prince Machart! So please, bestow honor upon me as well…”

    “Me too, Prince Machart!”

    “I am safe for today…”

    …It would be better for my mental health not to look in that direction for a while.

    With Machart’s appearance, the atmosphere of the room, already filled with unmarried women, became even more tense. Nevertheless, having been vaccinated with Evelyn, I felt like I could handle it.

    With Machart’s arrival, both the knights and Agnes seemed to be preparing to take action, sending glances our way. I quietly conveyed the message with a blink of an eye.

    …Now, the operation was about to begin.

    ***

    From the moment Machart entered the palace, Edan carried out the operation as I had instructed.

    The operation was to deliberately shift his gaze to another lady, ignoring me sitting across the table. For now, it seemed like Machart was targeting me, so creating an obvious conflict was necessary.

    It was said that focusing on women with higher exposure was more effective, so Edan fixed his gaze on a woman who had almost half of her chest exposed, emitting a somewhat sinister vibe.

    …Well, even if he exposes himself like that, Edan must know that my chest is bigger.

    “I’ll go get something to drink, Ed.”

    “…Sure, Lily.”

    As the lady who realized that Edan’s gaze was a deliberate insult moved away, I purposely vacated my seat. To incite a conflict, some vulnerability needed to be shown.

    As I brought back two drinks from the bar, the poor sacrificial lamb took my place and seemed to be enjoying a conversation as if she had become Edan’s fiancée.

    “I didn’t know Blackwood was that kind of person, subtly sinister.”

    “…I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

    “I saw you staring at her. If you keep staring at someone’s chest so blatantly, they’ll feel it.”

    “….”

    “Doesn’t your partner touch you? Or are you getting tired of those unnecessarily large breasts?”

    Unaware that I was approaching from behind, the unnamed lady continued to engage in a lively conversation with Edan. And while avoiding her gaze, Edan continued the conversation as nonchalantly as possible.

    “I’m sorry if it seems like I’m comparing, but I don’t know what’s better about your body compared to Lily’s.”

    “Do you really have to say that to a woman directly? Anyway, explain yourself.”

    “First of all, your fiancée’s chest is unnecessarily large, isn’t it? Such breasts may look good, but they’re not fun to touch~.”

    What nonsense. It was a fact that most healthy men in their prime would agree that the larger a woman’s chest, the better.

    Of course, there are men who prefer extremely petite body types like Agnes, but they are exceptions and should not be included in statistics.

    For men who prefer women with larger chests, it was a general consensus that the bigger, the better. After all, I was like that in my past life, so it was an undeniable fact.

    “No elasticity, just sagging without any bounce, and even if you roughly touch it, there’s no feeling of being touched. What’s so great about that kind of chest? On the contrary, if it’s like that, it has just the right amount of elasticity and enough pleasure when touched. You don’t even have to worry about it sagging as you age.”

    In this world, everything is solved with magic, right? There’s no chest sagging as you age, right? I should just shove this glass into that rude woman’s mouth….

    “No, no….”

    Come to think of it, there’s no reason to get upset over something like that. I momentarily lost my mind getting fixated on something weird.

    In the first place, that woman was a pitiful soul who didn’t even realize she was setting up the situation to call forth a human like herself with Edan.

    Furthermore, in a way, she was helping with my MacHeart operation, so there was no reason to get angry with a woman like that.

    I wasn’t at the point where I needed to intervene and start a fight yet. I just needed to observe the situation a bit more and then intervene appropriately to start a verbal battle with Edan.

    “And also, you know, if the chest is big, the sensitivity decreases. A quiet woman in bed isn’t attractive at all. Isn’t that right, Blackwood Gongja?”

    “…Is that so? I’m not sure. Lily doesn’t seem to show a weak response in terms of sensitivity.”

    “That’s all an act, an act. How can you feel anything with such big breasts? She probably wouldn’t even know if a mouse crawled between her breasts.”

    Isn’t that wrong? I feel a lot more than that? I have a much more sensitive body than you think?

    Every time Edan touches my chest, I feel it every time? He’s just standing there listening quietly, so he’s just spouting nonsense as it comes out of his mouth.

    However, the unknown woman who was flaunting her chest like a prostitute seemed to have chosen to lower me while raising herself as part of Edan’s conquest strategy, still comparing herself to me and Edan as she continued the conversation.

    …At some point, without even realizing that her actions had crossed a line.

    “If you really can’t believe it, why don’t you compare once?”

    “…Compare?”

    “Today, your fiancée came with you, right? Being in a place like this with your fiancée ultimately means that this woman will do anything for you if you ask, right? So speak confidently. Today, say that you want to embrace both me and your fiancée on the bed at the same time.”

    “…That’s absurd….”

    “You’ll definitely feel it more clearly if you watch from the side. Who has a more lewd and attractive body, who is faking moans. And then you can make your choice, Lord Blackwood.”

    “……”

    “Shall we start from here first? Have you kissed your fiancée before? Why don’t you compare now which lips are softer between the two….”

    -Drip, drip, drip.

    “……Li, Lily?”

    When Edan shoved his pig-like snout in front of her face, I was already pouring the liquid in my right hand into the center of the woman’s forehead.

    “Get the pig intestines dripping with oil from Ed, you bitch.”

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