episode_0891

It’s morning.

Last night, I had a really hot night.

“Does it look like it?”

“I don’t know. It only happened once, so how do you know? Um, this was tested a few days later?”

“I don’t know much either. Just check it right away starting tomorrow.”

Since Kim Yun-ji and Nadeshiko got together overnight, their relationship has improved significantly.

As countries have faced common enemies, no matter how Korean and Japanese heroes may be, their relationship is bound to become stronger as they have fought together against the same enemy.

Of course, this is a joint struggle.

And of course this joint struggle-

“Mr. Goblin?”

“Uh.”

“If another Japanese woman tells me she had a child with a goblin, she will die.”

“…How can you make a more terrifying threat than saying you will kill me?”

It was patriotic.

I don’t know what will happen to Yunji Kim and Nadeshiko, but it is clear that they will definitely have at least ‘one more child’.

“I have no intention of meeting another Japanese woman, but I would feel quite bad if you met another man.”

“What are you talking about? From the moment I decided to cooperate with you in forming friendly relations between Korea and Japan, I had no intention of meeting another man?”

“Thank you for saying that.”

“Heung, of course. They say that a woman like me will never meet another man for the rest of her life and that she will become a local agent in Japan.”

This is also patriotic.

The Japanese were anxious.

Even though it is a neighboring country, Japan was very uneasy because it did not show any significant patriotic actions despite the previous visit.

But there are no such worries anymore.

“We will announce it officially. Nadeshiko slept with a goblin.”

“Well, with this one, I’m sold out. Ah, indeed, it was long and long. Right?”

“I don’t think it was that long.”

“Sure. Is it because I made up my mind not too long ago?”

The whole world will know that Nadeshiko has become a goblin’s woman, and that she will not only become a woman, but will also become ‘pregnant’ like Baek Seol-hee.

“Hey, by the way, what if I end up like Yunji?”

“What?”

“Well, there is an imaginary pregnancy.”

“Ugh.”

Yunji Kim, who was quietly drinking her morning coffee next to her, clutches her chest.

“…Although it was an imaginary pregnancy at my desperate request, after it was revealed that I was not pregnant, the people looking at me hurt in many ways.”

“It’s not a lie this time. It’s not like I did anything with the intention of not doing anything.”

It is about creating a life.

In that regard, goblins do not lie carelessly.

“I’m pregnant. If you fail this time, you can do it again and again until you get pregnant.”

“That’s fine with me, but…”

“You’re going to keep doing that? Seriously?”

“Of course. In order to give birth to the healthiest child, shouldn’t we naturally follow the laws of nature? Surely you weren’t thinking of a test tube or something like that?”

“Of course not. …Hmm, I see. If it doesn’t work out, I’m willing to do it until it works out…”

Nadeshiko was still in a dazed state, and I also did not use my ability to confirm whether or not life was created.

‘In the first place, that’s something that shouldn’t be suppressed or suppressed with this ability.’

It’s not confirmed yet, but at least in that regard, I don’t want to use this ability to make it a 100% probability.

It’s just that it will happen in the future, and at least there will be no such thing as taking any different action when performing patriotic acts.

In other words, there is no treason.

The only thing that exists is a virtuous cycle of patriotism that leads to rising birth rates and national competitiveness, which leads to world peace.

“But I might not be able to do it now because the timing is not right?”

“I would have said that. Just keep doing it until you get it done.”

“You can do that as much as you want, but…are you trying to take me?”

“Huh?”

“Or…stay in Japan?”

Nadeshiko scratched her cheek with a rather serious expression.

” If you stay in Japan until it happens, it would be nice, but what about Korea or America? If you were anywhere other than Korea, you would feel very anxious. All Korean people.”

“I guess so. Especially because it’s in Japan.”

Externally, Goblin is Korean, but even among Koreans, each person has different preferences for certain countries depending on their personality.

There are people who like East Joseon but hate West Joseon, and there are also people who hate Cheonjo-guk but like Noh Seo-ah.

“People are making a fuss when they say that the goblin will now become an oni, so what are they going to do?”

“It’s too much of a fuss….”

I don’t plan on catering to those people individually, but what if they don’t just keep their anxiety to themselves but spread it to others?

“It’s going to be a headache. ha. Just because it’s number 1 in the world doesn’t mean you can’t even travel to Japan.”

” Doesn’t that mean that many people want goblins to be nearby? Nadeshiko too.”

“My, me?”

“Yes. Otherwise I wouldn’t have asked this now.”

Yunji Kim poked Nadeshiko’s side with a meaningful look on her face.

” Before the goblin said he was returning to Korea according to his personal schedule, didn’t he say that he would stay in Japan and stay by her side until she got pregnant? ”

“…….”

“Are you calling this gaslighting? That’s fun.”

“Someone gaslighted me…”

“Then is it true that Nadeshiko wants to be next to the goblin?”

“……Well, the whole world will declare you to be a goblin anyway, so there’s no problem with me being next to you. Single mothers will also go to Korea.”

As Nadeshiko became a goblin’s woman without getting married, one advantage arose.

“If I were to represent single mothers, I would be able to build a good relationship between the two countries if I were to live where those people live. Isn’t that right?”

“Are you by my side?”

“…At the entrance to Japan, I try to keep my eyes wide open to see if anyone is going to covet another Japanese woman. Why?”

“What if you’re not Japanese?”

“……Mixed Japanese people living overseas are not eligible for the quota.”

“The standards are looser but stricter than I thought.”

“Of course. I was chosen as the one and only woman in this country. If I make an official announcement now, people will say that about me, calling me a ‘goblin shaman’?”

“Are you a shaman?”

Now I understand Nadeshiko’s remarks a little more.

“I had originally planned to do that, but it ended up being the best for Nadeshiko.”

“Except for the fact that the person with whom I solved political problems, relieved the tension in my heart, and began my life as a woman was a married man.”

“So you don’t like it?”

“I told you. As long as you don’t meet other Japanese women. If that happens, won’t all the Japanese women know what will happen to them and attack them?”

Nadeshiko traced her hand up and down with a firm hand.

“Let’s end it on my own instead of making other women drink kimchi soup. Okay?”

“If you say it like that, doesn’t it sound like a sacrifice offered to a goblin?”

“Heung. Isn’t it a fairly common case that the offering is also hoped to be eaten by goblins?”

” Usually, such things are romantic fantasies where a god has a fling with a shaman dedicated to the god.”

“What if you already hope that the spirit of the goblin will reside in the offering?”

Nadeshiko pointed to her abdomen and narrowed her eyes.

“I will work hard until I am sure. And once the pregnancy test is confirmed, I can just stay home and focus on prenatal care…”

“One thing.”

I stretched out my finger and pressed Nadeshiko’s lips.

“There is something you are mistaken about.”

“…What is it?”

“I didn’t tell you exactly, so there’s something you’re misunderstanding.”

“So, what is it?”

“I plan to kidnap you.”

“……What?”

“So-”

“Stop.”

Nadeshiko bit my finger, chewed it once with her lips, and then opened her mouth again.

“Tell me the conclusion first. Don’t cause another misunderstanding. Summarize it briefly in one line.”

“…Can’t it be three lines, three sentences?”

I spread three fingers.

“I think three sentences would be enough.”

“Good. Tell me.”

“I will start traveling the world from here, Japan.”

As soon as she recited the first sentence, Nadeshiko’s expression cracked.

“Kim Yun-ji, no, the Brain Emperor. Did you know?”

“Yes. To be exact, it was one of two options…”

“What are the other options?”

“I return to Korea and continue to stay in Korea.”

After Japan’s invitation.

I had to choose one of two paths.

“…Why?”

“There are still many foolish people in the world who do not consider me number one. So, in order to let them know my strength directly, I plan to go around the world breaking seals.”

“Ah, I see what it is. Well, the Japanese association has been making fun of you like that, so there are a lot of places that need true education.”

From now on I’m going all over the world.

“But are you saying you’re taking me with you? By making you pregnant?”

“Okay. second. I’m taking you abroad. Right from now.”

“Hmm….”

Nadeshiko crossed her arms and was lost in thought.

“There is no need for me to be in Japan, and in the case of single mothers, there will be no big problem even if there are other heroes. Because the symbol and image alone is enough for me to have a goblin child.”

“That’s right.”

“Then, I think this will probably be the last sentence.”

Nadeshiko pointed to my last finger.

“How do you plan to go abroad? On a plane?”

“Unfortunately, I don’t think flying through the sky on an airplane would be good for prenatal education.”

“Then you want to take a boat? If you take a boat like when you came here, it would be slow in many ways, right?”

“So I made one.”

I prepared just in case.

“Finally, the time has come.”

I turned on the TV, and soon there was a scene on TV showing a black and gold train crossing the sea, honking its horn.

“…Is this a live-action cartoon?”

“No. It is broadcast live in real time. News magazine.”

Puuu

“A new mobile base of death. I also thought about a giant battleship, but I thought this would be good.”

A black and gold train crossing the sea, sounding a horn like a ship horn.

The train was running towards Tokyo, where we were staying, creating a rail made of ‘ice’ directly on the sea.

“That is the new base we will ride together from now on, and the goblin’s new hideout prepared to travel around the world.”

Name it.

“Patriotic Train 892.”

The train.

Wandering through the world.

Across the Pacific Ocean.

“It will be a trip to find mom.”