episode_0815
by adminDecember 24, 2025.
“Maybe because it’s Patriot Day, Ulleungdo is full of trees all over the place. Phew.”
“Isn’t that because it’s Christmas Eve?”
A man and a woman in a black convertible car talk while driving along the coastal road.
The unique thing is that both of them are incredibly handsome and beautiful, so it is no exaggeration to say that S-class people with special abilities came to Ulleungdo to celebrate the holy night.
“You know what? Christmas Eve is Couples’ Day, and most children born on Eve are born in October.”
“It must be a coincidence. Being born in October means knowing that your parents worked hard on Christmas.”
“That’s right. But, it’s not really something to be ashamed of, right?”
The woman giggled and drank strawberry ade from a plastic cup through a straw.
“This is a world where both insects and animals mate and reproduce, and the same goes for humans.”
“The same goes for people with special abilities.”
“Is there really a need to distinguish between people with special abilities and humans? Everyone is born out of love anyway.”
“Well.”
Unlike the woman who spoke sentimentally, the man looked at the people walking around him in a somewhat sour voice.
“I feel like I see people giving birth to children not necessarily out of love.”
“Hey. It’s been a while since I’ve been talking about a dream, but could you please stop talking about the cold reality?”
“The reality is, so what can we do?”
“Anyway. That’s ‘other people’ talking, we can’t do that.”
Toward the man driving, the woman poked his waist with her finger.
“We came here to give birth to a child born in October next year, right?”
“Yes, yes. I haven’t done it for a week now.”
Both the man and the woman paused for a moment.
Although their faces were slightly red and there was no conversation, the two were thinking about the same thing.
“How was it? Holding back for today.”
“I thought I was going crazy. I had a hard time bending over because they were making a fuss all the time to immediately increase the national birth rate.”
“Oh my. Even when you enter the dorm, you will have to keep bowing…?”
“It’s okay because you’re going to bend down and straighten anyway. There is that too.”
The man took something out of his coat pocket with a meaningful look on his face.
“I bought this.”
“Uh….”
The eyes of the woman who was jokingly joking shook greatly.
“Uh, wait a minute. This is a scam.”
“Why. It was made by a patriotic master himself. A very special pill that turns everyone into a sharpshooter, and it is said that taking just one pill will make you an S-ranker for the day…”
“[Do Ji-hwan].”
The woman laughed when she saw the goblin mask drawn on the steel case the man took out.
“No, what kind of Viagra did he make under his own name?”
“It’s the most certain name. Because it’s a special item that can turn even a kingpin like me into a goblin in bed.”
“How much did you pay for it?”
“100,000 won.”
“…….”
The woman covered her face with her hands.
“One pill that will make you pregnant without fail costs 100,000 won… Should I call this expensive or cheap?”
“First of all, it’s definitely cheap. You bought it for 69,740 won thanks to the holiday discount and Christmas discount?”
“You bought it cheaply. I am indeed.”
“Did you buy it well?”
“…….”
The woman pushed the Dojihwan that the man had taken out with her hand.
“Focus on driving. You just have to take it before taking it anyway.”
“Okay. As expected, you don’t like it, do you?”
“…That’s what I call a side effect. Any man or woman who receives the medicinal effect becomes an animal…”
The woman shuddered and turned her head to the side.
“…Anyway, I just want to find a well-soundproofed room and stay until dawn, so I just want to be sure.”
“You prepared well.”
“Because it is better to do it thoroughly if possible. I came all the way to Ulleungdo.”
“Okay. Ah, arriving soon…huh?”
Sigh.
The man stopped the car.
“Why? …Huh?”
“No, was it originally like this? It wasn’t like this when I looked at the company view, right?”
“Our accommodation is….”
“Ours is the same, but the one next to it has disappeared?”
In front of the coastal road.
The place where there must have been a fairly large private pension was empty, as if a giant had scooped it out with a ladle.
“How did this happen….”
“Hey!! Senior!!”
The woman got out of the car and waved her hand at the old man in a black suit standing in front of the space.
“Sorry! I want to ask you something!”
“…Hmm? Ah, I’m sorry. I was lost in thought for a moment.”
“No. I’m sorry while you’re thinking about it. But…what is here?”
“Ah. That’s it.”
The old man seemed somewhat saddened, but he burst into laughter with a reassuring smile.
“I was the owner of this house, but I sold it along with the land. Hehehe.”
“…Yes?”
” As a native of Ulleungdo, it was a place where my ancestors had lived, and while I was running a pension, a big man told me to sell it. He bought the entire building and land.”
“Uh, um….”
“A person with special abilities.”
“Ah.”
The woman was convinced.
“Ahh….”
But the man licked his lips as if he was truly disappointed.
“This is a place where I tried to make a reservation but failed…”
“Hmm? Ah, there you are. The voice sounds familiar. I’m sure they contacted you 6 months in advance and said you had to make a reservation for Christmas, right?”
“Ah, that.”
“…hehe.”
The woman narrowed her eyes and stabbed the man in the side.
“You were very determined to do that on Christmas day, right? Phew.”
“…I heard the hot spring has such a nice view. I was going to come to Ulleungdo anyway, so I just wanted to make it the best place.”
“Hehehe! Yes, that’s right. This is the best place. So what about reservations?”
“Ah. Us, next to here.”
“Um.”
The old man took off his fedora.
“Welcome.”
“…Yes?”
“Ah, well. I sold this and got 200 billion, but it wasn’t just this one thing.”
He pointed to another pension next door.
“Uh, when making a reservation, the young owner was definitely…”
“She’s my granddaughter.”
“Ah.”
“200 billion…. Oh my. There is someone who says they won’t sell even if you pay 200 billion won.”
“…….”
The man cleared his throat and held the woman’s shoulders tightly.
“So where did this go? Oh, if it’s a secret…”
“Hey….”
The old man touched his chin with his hand and tilted his head.
“Ulleungdo, southeast, along the waterway, um…?”
“Dokdo?”
“No, not Dokdo. Another island. I don’t know if it will be visible to people with special abilities.”
Ulleungdo, southeast.
“The white house on the hill on Sejong Island, that was here.”
* * *
I bought a hot spring.
To be exact, the entire pension was scooped up, including the land underneath.
“Now this feels like home.”
“I spent quite a bit of time here.”
In the living room, Ymir is leisurely stretching.
For the big fight ahead, Ymir has been preparing and preparing for this day for days.
“Teacher. What do you think we need to do to defeat the Demon King?”
“You need to apply a debuff, defeat the Four Heavenly Kings, form a warrior party, and take on the challenge.”
“But what if the true ending condition is needed to defeat the Demon King? What if you can’t really defeat the Demon King because he can’t unleash his true power?”
“First, I need to unlock some trigger…”
Flashing.
A portal was created in the living room.
“Uh, here…”
“That’s why we invited you here. This is the nanny, Miss Tailin!”
“…Hello?”
“Um.”
Even when she was called a nanny, Taeirin didn’t pay much attention.
Because my daughter is already in her arms.
“Taeirin. I’m counting on you. I already have the powdered milk set up, so there won’t be any major problems.”
“I’m fine, but…”
Taeyrin, who was holding a child, placed a bag in front of me using her magic.
“Well, it’s a stamina recovery medicine? Because it would be difficult if you died…”
“Who? Me?”
“…….”
Tairin shook her head slightly and glanced sideways at Ymir.
“Well then, fighting…?”
“Irene! Let’s meet together later. Got it?”
“Ah, that’s…”
Tailin hesitated, then spread three fingers.
“3, 3 years later…?”
“Reception.”
“…You don’t even hide it anymore.”
“Now?”
Ymir smiled bitterly at my answer and sent Tairin back through the portal.
“Now, you’re done worrying about your child! Then, summon your friends!”
Ymir opened another portal.
Soon, as if they had been waiting, the ‘heroes’ who had completed all preparations appeared and stood next to Ymir.
“Sorry, Boss. For now, think of yourself as a hero dealing with villains.”
“You can’t do it alone, but it will be okay if you do it together. No matter how much you are a teacher, there is no business in front of Daguri.”
Kim Yun-ji and Yoon I-seon sat on the sofa, and one more person came through the portal.
“Do you want to do it yourself?”
“Six months may be dangerous, but it’s not like you will be violent against me.”
Baek Seol-hee carefully sat down on the sofa and snapped her fingers.
“And you can do a self-immolation contest. The senses were blocked, but it was stored as a magic pool?”
“What did you do before Christmas? You developed a patriotic alter ego.”
“Then.”
Baek Seol-hee has two.
“I’ll rest in my room. Are you having a hard time?”
However, the original Baek Seol-hee tapped my shoulder and entered the room, and the only remaining Baek Seol-hee just touched her smooth abdomen and smiled lowly.
“You developed an alter ego technique that creates an entity identical to yourself.”
“You make it because you need it.”
“I guess so. But Mir, is this the end? It won’t be enough, right?”
“So….”
Ymir created four new portals this time.
“We persuaded all the Demon King’s limbs and the Four Heavenly Kings to join our side!”
“The devil…. Isn’t he the devil?”
“If you call me the devil in bed, I will admit it.”
“Tskcha. I can’t stand revenge!”
“Yes. It has increased significantly compared to a year ago, and we have prepared a lot during that time…”
Four executives sit across from each other on the sofa.
As many as 8 people.
“By the way, Mir. This story isn’t about me being the Demon King, it’s about me being a C-level villain belonging to the Demon King’s army, but in fact the true final boss, right?”
“So, I bought the devil too.”
“Hehe.”
Behind me, a shallow breath tickled my ear.
“In the end, the Demon King also fell to the hero?”
The situation is a bit different from the original.
“Shall we fight with all our might?”
“Power. Good. Then…”
I reached behind me, grabbed Cheonjia’s horns, and pulled her to the table above the sofa.
“Uh, huh…?”
“I really wanted to do this in front of everyone.”
I lightly grabbed Cheon Ji-ah’s ram’s horns from behind as she fell down.
“Today, let’s make the second one.”
“Uh, uh…? Two, second…? That’s not in the plan…”
“Because the child has a plan. There are so many cases that happen when we love each other deeply.”
A couple who gets married because of speeding.
I got married because I loved that much.
“Even though there is no clear plan for childbirth, having a child without using contraception contributes to the increase in birth rate. Isn’t this true patriotism?”
Even more so if it is the second child.
“If the order goes wrong, I just have to work harder. Or roll the kids below. So…”
Even if all 9 people in this room – one of whom is currently pregnant, so this is out of the question – are pregnant.
“There may be a minor date difference, but wouldn’t it be a good idea to give birth together in October and co-parent?”
I will sow seeds for the future.
“True patriots start with three people.”
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