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    These weren’t the familiar orcs and goblins.

    As the rank increased, so too did the variety of faces. It was my first time seeing these fish-man type monsters, a mix of fish and human features.

    You could say they were humanoid, but their hands and feet were webbed, and more than anything, their faces were just too alien.

    Their entire bodies were covered in blue scales, and they held spears shaped like coral.

    “Be careful! They’re Bluegill fish-men. They’re as strong as the orcs we saw in the Golden Dungeon!”

    “Eek!”

    Hena’s shoulders tensed up. She must have remembered how her magic had been completely useless back then.

    I took Hena’s hand.

    “It’s okay. You have plenty of people to help you.”

    “…Okay!”

    “And you bought 50 points of mana, right? You have to show them what you’ve got.”

    “I’ll try!”

    “Here they come!”

    An unnerving number of Bluegills were swarming toward us.

    As always, Yuuna drew Yukihime and fought in the most dangerous position.

    「Landscape Slash」

    The sword strike, swung in a wide arc, swept up the Bluegills like a gale.

    “Haaah!”

    While Yuuna bought us time, I calmly set up the battle.

    I used 「Concealing Onahole」 to hide the buffed Kushina.

    “We’ll support Yuuna from a distance. Kushina, eliminate any enemies that get close!”

    “Okay~.”

    Kushina, now invisible—or rather, translucent only to my eyes—moved to a position where she could observe us and waited.

    I opened fire on the Bluegills swarming near Yuuna.

    Bang! Bang! Bang!

    Thanks to the muzzle brake, the control was much easier.

    I aimed for their torsos with the dot sight and fucked them up one by one with Personality Excretion!

    One jelly! Two jellies!

    “They’re coming this way!”

    Drawn by the aggro from the gunshots, the Bluegills that had come up from the beach began approaching us as well.

    While I was reloading, Hena raised her Byeokjomok staff and fired a magic bullet.

    [Formless Magic Bullet]
    [Fires mana in the form of a bullet. Excellent for stealth.]
    [Power: D+ | Range: D+ | Ambush Bonus: +1]
    [A basic magic bullet used by mages with the rare talent 「Mana: Void」. It is difficult to see.]

    “It worked, Sang-hyeok…!”

    “Good. Keep it up!”

    I finished reloading and fired again.

    Kushina took care of the fish-men who charged forward with vigor.

    She ran around freely in her bikini, taking down enemies with kicks that stretched out as if to show off her flexibility.

    With her stats pumped up and the element of surprise from being invisible, each kick added to her kill count.

    And damn, was it hot.

    I knew I shouldn’t be thinking this during a fight, but since I was the only one who could see Kushina’s battle scene in a bikini, my eyes were naturally drawn to her.

    …It feels like I’m raising an alt character that’s maxed out its sex appeal.

    “How are you going to stop the Kushina Onahole, who’s even received an onahole buff!?”

    Even when Kushina shouted, most of the aggro was drawn to the sound of my gun.

    I mixed in some martial arts to deal with the persistently approaching enemies without getting in Hena’s way.

    “Sang-hyeok!”

    “I’m fine. Just focus on your magic!”

    [Analyzing the enemy’s movements with Martial Arts.]
    [Level up!]
    [Martial Arts level has increased.]

    High-rank mobs really are generous, aren’t they?

    I dodged a spear and slammed my fist into the scale-covered monster’s head.

    “Personality Excretion Smash!!”

    The scattering jellies all become onaholes!

    For the first time in a while, Hena raised her Byeokjomok staff and shouted.

    “Everyone, become Sang-hyeok’s onahole!”

    The martial arts skill the student council president raised for me is really coming in handy.

    My style of mixing my pistol with martial arts was becoming more and more distinct.

    And Hena’s magic support was a delicious bonus!

    The moment I made eye contact with Kushina, I switched to 「Onahole Clone Martial Arts」.

    “Master!”

    “Got it!”

    I punched the Bluegill that Kushina had kicked over!

    “Kugik!?”

    I pulled back before the fish-man could counterattack, and Kushina’s attack landed on its back once more.

    Then I launched myself at the now-vulnerable fish-man!

    “Personality Excretion Dropkick!!”

    BOOM!!

    There was no way a mere fish-man could withstand my dropkick, a move that had made even Seridwen tremble.

    「Onahole Clone Martial Arts」 had landed perfectly.

    When I came to my senses, dozens of Bluegills were strewn about near us, and I had acquired a large quantity of masterpiece onaholes.

    [Fish-man Onahole]
    [A fish-man onahole with a glistening, scaly surface. The internal ridges are extremely well-developed, providing a special stimulation to the penis.]
    [Tightness: C+ | Durability: C+ | Warmth: D | Response: D]
    [Personality Not Disintegrated (100%)]

    [Fish-man Onahole (Masterpiece)]
    [A fish-man onahole with a glistening, scaly surface. The stimulation from the ridges has become even more special.]
    [Tightness: B | Durability: B | Warmth: C | Response: D]

    [Fish-man Onahole collected!]
    [Collection Bonus]
    [Strength +3]
    [Agility +2]
    [Stamina +2]

    [Fish-man Onahole (Masterpiece) collected!]
    [Collection Bonus]
    [Strength +4]
    [Agility +4]
    [Stamina +4]

    Yes!! There it is!

    I gained five levels, increasing my base stats, and I also got the collection bonus, which was like an extra stat boost.

    My Martial Arts, Onahole Clone Martial Arts, and Firearms Proficiency all grew.

    It was definitely a high-rank dungeon. There was a lot to gain.

    “Phew!”

    Yuuna returned, slightly drenched in sweat.

    “Yuuna. Good work.”

    “You two managed to hold them off?”

    “An invisible onahole helped.”

    Kushina, visible only to me, made a V-sign with her fingers again.

    “Should Kushina come out for a commemorative photo?”

    When I released the invisibility, Kushina pointed toward the beach.

    “It’s not over yet.”

    The sun had already set over the sea, and where she was pointing, another gravity wave was forming.

    [You have passed the Sea God’s trial.]
    [Accept the Sea God’s invitation to proceed to a deeper place.]

    An anomaly.

    If what we’d faced so far was C+ rank, then what lay beyond that gate was probably B+ rank.

    This was a very dangerous challenge…

    But with Kushina here and everyone in good condition, it seemed doable.

    “What do you want to do, Kim Sang-hyeok?”

    Yuuna asked for my opinion.

    “Let’s go. We haven’t even met the demon merchant yet.”

    “Ah. You have to sell all the onaholes, right?”

    “Of course. That’s my cash cow.”

    Kushina flinched and grabbed onto me.

    “Kushina?”

    “…What are you talking about, Master? Am I being sold?”

    Yuuna and Hena laughed.

    I felt a little mischievous.

    “You didn’t know? The Onahole Collector is a talent for making and selling onaholes.”

    “…Then the reason you brought me here was…?”

    “That goblin mister really liked you. What happens after you’re sold isn’t my problem. Sorry.”

    “Kushina, you didn’t know? This is Sang-hyeok’s onahole-selling season.”

    Kushina’s face turned pale, and she clung to me.

    “Hwaaah!”

    “Wh-Whoa.”

    “Please don’t sell me. I’m sorry!! I’m sorry for acting up to your girlfriends when I’m just a masochist pussy onahole!”

    “Sorry, but you need to become my coin.”

    “Should I grovel naked on the ground? Huh? I’ll lick Master Sang-hyeok’s dick even harder! Please, reconsider!”

    Ah. I can’t do this anymore.

    Seeing Kushina clinging to me made me feel bad, so I hugged her tightly and soothed her.

    “It was a joke.”

    “Waaah… I’d rather go to the Correction Bureau than be sold to a demon merchant!!”

    “Why would I sell you? I’ll never sell you.”

    “Even if they offered 10,000 coins?”

    No, even if I were to sell her, it wouldn’t be for that price…

    “Is that the limit of your imagination?”

    “100,000 coins! You won’t sell me even for 100,000 coins, right? You’ll keep me by your side so I can keep licking your dick, right?”

    “I wouldn’t sell you for a million coins…”

    I patted Kushina’s butt reassuringly.

    “Kushina. Do you really think Sang-hyeok is the kind of person who would do that? How could you fall for something like this?”

    “The villain unni… is so naive…”

    “I… sniff… thought Master Sang-hyeok might actually do it…”

    “Ehh? Really? Sang-hyeok is the type of guy who seems like he was pushed into having a harem. He could never do something that cruel.”

    “But, Master Sang-hyeok turned me into an onahole and stabbed me deep with his dick…”

    I covered Kushina’s mouth.

    I’ve had to cover mouths a lot today!

    “Mmph mmph!!”

    “That was an accident. Right, Kushina?”

    “…Huh? Turned you into an onahole and stabbed you deep? What are you talking about?”

    Yuuna tilted her head, confused.

    To be honest, Kushina had basically said everything.

    The reason Yuuna didn’t understand immediately was because of her innocence.

    I had shown them dozens of times how I make onaholes from monster jellies, but Yuuna and Hena acted as if they had never once considered the horrific possibility of what would happen if my power was turned on them.

    That innocence was likely thanks to an unconscious belief that, 「Sang-hyeok would never do that」.

    Perhaps Yuuna and Hena had never even imagined themselves shitting out a jelly from their assholes.

    Therefore, any potential situation that could follow—like being reincarnated as an onahole—was an 「impossible event」 in Yuuna’s mind.

    In contrast, the reason Isabella was so wary of Personality Excretion was that, as a hero of justice, she had broadly considered in her head just how much that power could be abused.

    To sum it up, my theory is that the deeper you understand the mechanism of 「Personality Excretion」, the more your mind gets corrupted.

    In other words.

    For the sake of protecting my heroines’ emotional well-being, I didn’t want to explain this part in detail.

    I didn’t want to know that I could remodel a girl’s personality with my dick, either.

    The more I realized the pitch-black, vulgar intentions of the eroge goddess, En, the more I understood.

    The vulgarity of 「OnaAka」 was on another level.

    ‘I’m the only one who needs to know about things like that.’

    So wrap it up nicely for me, Kushina. Make it pretty! You know what I mean, right?

    I’m counting on you, my onahole!

    Only we need to know about that dark world, right?

    “…That was, um. It’s a story about how a part of Master’s body was engraved onto my soul.”

    “That sounds kind of romantic.”

    Yuuna smiled unguardedly and asked me.

    “I’m jealous, honey. Can you engrave yourself onto my soul, too?”

    Hiiieek!

    She’s asking me to do that? That would bring on the onahole apocalypse!!

    Absolutely not!

    Protect my heroines, protect my girlfriends!

    “For now, please be satisfied with a kiss.”

    “Aww~.”

    Yuuna puckered her lips.

    I immediately kissed her.

    Hena slid in next to us, so I hugged her and kissed her, too.

    “I think this kiss was engraved inside me.”

    “…”

    I couldn’t hold back.

    I kissed Yuuna even more deeply, sucking on her lips ferociously.

    I tangled our tongues and fed her my saliva.

    Yuuna now smiled with her eyes and accepted it deliciously.

    “Hah… fuu… If you keep feeding me, I’ll get full before lunchtime…♡♡ Giving your girlfriend such a perverted kiss…♡”

    “You’re the one who started it by calling me ‘honey.’”

    “Aww… Was I caught…?”

    I was so hard it was becoming a problem.

    My joke about having Kushina take care of my libido at the academy might just become a reality.

    “Shall we get going now?”

    Mwah.

    I gave her one last delicious suck.

    It would be a disaster if the extra dungeon disappeared while we were dawdling like this.

    We entered the anomalous version of Star Coral Beach.

    A B+ rank dungeon.


    Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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