Chapter 51: The Concealing Onahole [R-18]

“I was waiting for you.”

She smiled refreshingly.

As I thought, Yuuna came.

The Nakamori Yuuna I know would never be able to ignore a D-rank like Kim Sang-hyeok standing there all alone.

“After what just happened… I wasn’t sure you’d come.”

“I believed in you.”

And that’s why I like you, Yuuna.

“……”

“You did say you’d ‘go to a dungeon with me.'”

Yuuna seemed anxious about something, constantly fiddling with the hilt of her sword.

“I shouldn’t have said that so carelessly… Haaah…”

“Will you help me?”

“…You… you playboy!”

Oof.

Yuuna’s cute scolding was a direct hit.

How can a person be this adorable? This is what a true heroine is!

A woman is truly at her best when she’s pretty.

“I’m telling you right now, if you try to pull anything funny in the dungeon, I’m leaving you there and getting out.”

“Got it.”

She said that, but it didn’t feel like she hated me.

Yuuna still had feelings for me. And I’d made it clear I had feelings for her, too.

The “Harem Game” starts now.

When a guy who already has a girlfriend proposes an abnormal set of rules to another woman, it’s only natural for her to be confused.

I think Yuuna is at that point right now.

Many harem stories resolve this point of anguish with sex.

Or with nasty gaslighting.

In some cases, the anguish doesn’t even arise because of the environment or social status.

I want to leave this part up to the heroine a little more.

I want her to think it over properly, and then…

…I hope she’ll come to me.

“So? Did you find a good spot?”

“Let’s see.”

[Activating Insight[Red]]

I could find the most lucrative dungeon among the countless gravitational wave singularities.

With the mythical-grade skill the goddess gave me, the Red Eyes.

But the artificial gravitational wave singularities generated at the academy were low quality. The one I picked recently had an anomaly that raised it to B-rank, but that was a fluke.

Pure B-rank dungeons were as hard to find as wild honey, in my opinion.

“The pickings are slim today.”

The highest was a C-rank.

No demon merchant appearance, either.

“That’s usually how it is.”

Yuuna didn’t seem surprised. She was a pro who had actual experience in the hunter industry outside the academy.

To her, the academy must seem like a playground.

“I found one C-rank.”

“Huh? C-rank is plenty good, isn’t it?”

“You think so?”

“Haven’t your standards gotten a little too high, Kim Sang-hyeok?”

Maybe she was right.

A D-rank like me calling a C-rank dungeon “slim pickings”—anyone who heard that would think I was just putting on a ridiculous act.

“But our squad has you, Yuuna. I can’t be satisfied with just a C-rank.”

“Hmph, stop with the obvious flattery. You already cleared a B-rank dungeon with your genius little sister.”

“Hey, don’t you remember how I was clinging to you that day?”

I thought it would be fine since my genius little sister was with me, too.

“That’s when I realized how nice it was to be in your arms, Yuuna.”

“Even I would have had a tough time in a Nightmare Domain. The difficulty can change depending on which external god is influencing it, even if it’s the same rank.”

“Is that how it works?”

Come to think of it, it was a little tough for a C-rank.

There were a ton of zombies, too…

“I heard you cleared it all by yourself even though you weren’t in good condition. That’s amazing for a first-year.”

“Mhm! My Stella has over 200 Magic Power.”

“200? Haaah. My goodness…”

Her other stats are garbage, but I won’t mention that.

Protect my Stella!

“200 is incredible, right?”

“That’s just ba~rely over the threshold for A-rank. A comprehensive A-rank is in the top 5% of the nation’s fighting force. They call it the realm of superhumans.”

A comprehensive A-rank…

For my Stella to become a comprehensive A-rank, she’d have to raise her other stats as high as her Magic Power, so she still has a long way to go.

Still, at that hunting speed, she might become flawless by her second year.

Huh?

Stella was doing pretty well.

The academy’s training environment, where you can routinely encounter D~C-rank dungeons. It’s a pretty sweet deal, isn’t it?

“Am I a comprehensive C-rank?”

“If your stats are around 60, then yes. That’s the average for a second-year.”

Average…

The old Sang-hyeok, who threw away his first year, had a stat total of 5.

I’ve caught up a lot in just a few days. That’s also thanks to the onahole money-duplication glitch.

My Stamina went up by 15 after that mother-daughter threesome, too.

[Status Window]

《Milf Hunter》 Aren’t moms heroines, too? Sub-Trophy: You subjugated a sexy mom with your princely dick.

…I pretend not to see the new achievement I just got.

Strength『68』(+14)
Agility『37』(+13)
Stamina『50』(+8)
Dexterity『72』(+11)
(Hidden) Magic Power『0』(+3)
(Hidden) Charm『999』
(Hidden) PNS『7』

The numbers in the parentheses are the onahole collection bonuses.

I didn’t get a bonus when I collected Hestia, though. Why is that?

Could it be because I didn’t put her in my onahole inventory?

…What in the world am I thinking?

I’ve definitely been corrupted by En.

“You got your weapon? Let’s go, then.”

“I’ll watch and learn, Teacher Yuuna.”

“Hmmm. How strange~? Every single thing you do seems to have an ulterior motive.”

“That’s just your prejudice! I’m being super serious.”

Entering the dungeon!

Today’s dungeon was a Goblin Attraction.

It was a classic hunting ground where you hunt countless goblins in a forest.

“Any dive sickness?”

“None, ma’am!”

Yuuna giggled.

“Let’s check our gear and then proceed.”

“Yes, Captain Yuuna.”

“I like how snappy you are.”

Beginning my weapon check.

I rack the slide, check the chambered round, and reload.

Click, clack.

A reassuringly good feeling flowed through my palm.

My Dexterity is 83…!!

Could a mere goblin withstand my Glock, with a Dexterity stat nearing B-rank?

Let’s go for MVP!

“It’s a C-rank, so the goblins are two ranks higher. We need to be careful not to get surrounded.”

Flinch.

Let’s just get carried.

A ranged dealer should act like one and control their distance from the back.

Yuuna looked back at me and gave me a smiling crescent-eyed look.

“Geez. I’ll take the lead, so don’t be scared.”

“Who said I was scared.”

The Zombie Apocalypse was… uh?

It was just a little intense for an academy student like Kim Sang-hyeok, that’s all.

Yuuna crouched down and walked for a bit before stopping.

“What’s wrong?”

“A trap.”

She was right.

Looking closely, I could see a large pitfall trap set up ahead.

“They’re using their heads.”

“It’s a C-rank. The goblins here are a little more cunning.”

“But they were no match for the King-God-Emperor Yuuna.”

“…Stop it, I can see right through you. Besides, you have a better search skill than I do, don’t you?”

Ah, I hadn’t even thought of using it.

Turning on my Red Eyes, I could see the points where goblins were lying in ambush.

“Three on the left, four on the right.”

“More will swarm us if we disarm the trap.”

Yuuna triggered the pitfall, causing the ground to collapse…

“Kieek!”

…and waited for the goblins to rush in before drawing her sword.

‘Ink Wash Slash.’

A semi-circular arc of sword energy, like a crescent moon, swept over the bushes.

Swoosh!

Ooh~~.

Looks like I’ve lost the MVP again today. Haha.

“Finish them off, Kim Sang-hyeok.”

“You left them alive?”

“Yeah. You have to turn them into onaholes, right?”

“Ah, right.”

Just as I thought.

Having a comrade who knows my skills well is great at times like these.

I couldn’t really explain it to Stella, so I wasn’t able to make a bunch of onaholes…

Yuuna checked to make sure there was no danger nearby and waited for my onahole materialization time.

Shwoooosh!!

I obtained 11 ordinary goblin onaholes.

[You have acquired 『The Concealing Onahole』!]

“Next. Let’s go.”

A goblin cave came into view.

Goblins were guarding it out in the open.

“I see two, but I think there’s one more hiding. What do you think?”

I check with my Red Eyes.

“You’re right. There are three.”

“Good…”

Yuuna drew the sword she had just sheathed.

“Wait.”

I grabbed Yuuna’s soft, firm thigh.

Grab.

“Hya, hyak!?”

Yuuna jumped.

“You, you! Youuuu. You! You were after my body after all…! You wanted to get me alone in a dungeon and do all sorts of things…!”

“There’s something I want to try.”

“And you think I’d let you touch me!?”

I couldn’t put my hand on her shoulder because her sword was nearby…

This is so unfair.

Yuuna’s cheeks flushed red as she asked again.

“What…! What is it you want to do?”

“I learned a new skill.”

Its name is The Concealing Onahole!

“Give me your hand.”

“……”

Yuuna gave me her pretty hand with a suspicious look.

I grabbed it.

[Activating 「The Concealing Onahole」]

If Yuuna counts as an onahole, this should be possible.

“Uh…”

Yuuna’s body turned invisible.

As expected, heroines are classified as onaholes.

“How is it?”

“Kim Sang-hyeok, you can do this, too?”

“I just learned it.”

“Alright. I’ll go in first.”

Yuuna slowly approached the two goblins.

She made a little noise with her footsteps, but the goblins didn’t notice at all.

The invisible Yuuna, whom only I could see, gave me an OK sign from behind them.

The moment Yuuna took care of the two lookouts, I ambushed the extra goblin that was hiding.

“Personality Excretion Rear Attack!!!”

Thwack!!

“Keeegh!!”

The goblin took my powerful front kick, excreted a jelly, and rolled on the floor.

Phew.

“Become… an onahole…”

“…Idiot. There’s no point in taking them out stealthily if you’re going to shout like that when you attack.”

“I confirmed it was just the three of them. Think of it as a little show.”

I put the remaining two through the excretion and onaholization process.

Two masterpieces, get!

They’re so firm and bouncy, aren’t they?

I squeeze the goblin onahole tightly.

Boing~

“Don’t touch it like that. It’s unsightly…”

I put them in the 「Onahole Inventory」.

“Anyway, to think you’ve even learned an invisibility buff. Was being an onahole collector always this versatile…?”

“You’d be surprised if you knew I had a strengthening buff, too.”

“……”

Yuuna was genuinely surprised.

“Really? You have a strengthening buff? You…”

“If you have something to say, just say it.”

“…Ugh. You fraud… You’re guaranteed to be a noble-class support! How many hunters would be dying to work with you, without ever needing my help…”

“Is it that big of a deal?”

“Just the invisibility alone would probably get you scouted by an S-rank hunter.”

Her mood seemed to have become complicated in an instant.

Is this my chance? Time to score some points?

“Yuuna. This buff is only for our squad. Do I look like the kind of frivolous guy who would go to another team and shake his ass for them?”

“…Yes.”

“……”

“…Right now, even though you have a pretty girlfriend named Hena…”

“I don’t just go around telling anyone I like them, you know.”

Yuuna turned her head away, looking embarrassed.

“Anyway… what’s this strengthening buff? When did you learn it?”

“During the Golden Dungeon. It’s a skill called 「Onahole Enhancement」.”

“…And the skill you just used on me?”

“The Concealing Onahole.”

“Kim Sang-hyeok!!”

I run for my life to escape the chasing Yuuna!!

“Kim Sang-hyeok! Stop right there!”

“Anything but the Ink Wash Slash!!”

“Kyaak! I won’t let you off if I catch you. Are you treating me like an onahole? Am I your onahole? Huh? The Concealing Onahole? You wanna die!?”

The downside of this awesome onahole buff.

It makes the person receiving it feel a little weird.

We returned to the front of the cave and had a short strategy meeting.

“Operation Concealing Onahole, go?”

“No. It’s shameless.”

“What about Onahole Enhancement?”

“I’d rather just fight than get a buff from a perverted skill like that.”

“Perverted skill…”

…Maybe I shouldn’t have told her the skill names.

No.

It ended as a lighthearted event because I told her right away. If I’d used it on her deceptively, I might have actually gotten hit.

“There aren’t any side effects, are there? Like, the ‘onaholization’ process is underway or something…”

“Is being an onahole a disease?”

“…Ughhh. What if I end up becoming your onahole…”

“Wouldn’t that be a good thing?”

…Ah. I couldn’t resist the sex joke.

“Can I use a Bewitching Feather and leave?”

“Sorry… But, just once, as a test…”

“No.”

…Tch.

The onahole buff became obsolete in record time.

The drawback is that I can’t cast it on myself.

“Anyway, we can clear a dungeon of this level easily, just the two of us. Ready?”

“Are we going to paint it red with blood?”

Yuuna grinned.

“If we finish this quickly, we might be able to do one more round.”

“One more round. I like the sound of that!”

Our final strategy was an all-out charge.

“Haaaaah!”

Yuuna charged into the cave!

“Kiruk!?”

“Keeeek! Dopita!”

“Dopitaaat!!”

The goblins rushed forward!

“I’ve got your back, Kim Sang-hyeok!”

“Ah, of course.”

Clank.

[JAMMED!!]

For God’s sake!

The Glock’s slide is stuck back and won’t return!!

“You piece of sh…! What is this! Captain, cover me!”

“Handle it yourself, idiot!”

Goddammit. I’m buying a revolver when I get out of here!

My 83 Dexterity has betrayed me!

“Kerrrrruk!”

“Kiek!”

“Hey, hey, don’t come over here!”

The goblins were swarming me, too. Yuuna was busy going on a rampage.

“Keeeeeeek!”

Ah, screw it!

I immediately started swinging the jammed gun like a club!!

“Personality Excretion Gun-Kata!!”

“Kuk-boob!”

The goblin, whose head I’d smashed, collapsed while shitting out a jelly.

I told you not to come over here, didn’t I?

The martial arts I learned from Isabella are a great help.

I dodge the goblins’ surprise attacks!

And counter appropriately with my fists and feet!

“Become an onahole.”

Making sure to deliver the finishing line.

[Dungeon Cleared]
[Contribution 91% MVP – Nakamori Yuuna]
[Other – Kim Sang-hyeok]

“……”

The contribution score isn’t that important. Anyway, that’s that.

I performed splendidly in my own way.

“Some Magical Beast Steel dropped.”

“Magical Beast Steel?”

“It’s a special material.”

I went over to where Yuuna was, and a fist-sized green gem was sparkling with a brilliant light.

“Kim Sang-hyeok. You don’t know how to use monster materials, do you? I’ll teach you today.”

“Does this mean you’re staying in the squad?”

“…Huh? Did I say I was leaving the squad?”

I stared intently at Yuuna, who was playing dumb.

“I thought you might, if I didn’t say anything. You know, saying you’re just being considerate of us.”

“…Well. Looking at the state you’re in, Kim Sang-hyeok, it seems like you can’t do without me…”

“So you’re staying with us? You’re not leaving the squad?”

“Why are you trying to force a definite answer… It’s awkward.”

She kept averting her eyes, so I grabbed her hand.

It was so soft and warm it was hard to believe it was a hand that held a sword.

“…Grabbing my hand so casually again?”

Yuuna didn’t seem to dislike my hand, as she didn’t pull away.

“I’m holding on so you won’t leave.”

“I said I’d leave if you pulled any tricks, didn’t I?”

“We cleared the dungeon. I didn’t do it inside the dungeon, so it’s void.”

“……”

Squeeze.

Yuuna squeezed my hand back. There was a tiny bit of pressure.

I felt like I was going to get an erection on the spot…

A shy Yuuna glanced at me and muttered.

“Well… that’s true…”

We waited for the dungeon to be dismantled, holding hands just like that.

This minute or so of silence was the sweetest in the world.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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