Chapter 42: Warning: Perverted Sex Ahead (2) [R-18]

“Oh, hello.”

I almost hugged her, instinctively thinking she was Hena.

Why did I assume the house would be empty? I live with my family, too!

A sudden bead of sweat ran down my face as I came face-to-face with my girlfriend’s mother.

“I’m Kim Sang-hyeok, Hena’s friend.”

“Yes, I’ve heard about you. Please, come in.”

The moment I stepped into the entryway, an engraved message flared to life on the wall.

[This MILF will give you a tenacious ride]

Thankfully, it seemed the mother and daughter couldn’t see the goddess’s lewd message.

As I bent down to take off my shoes, another one appeared.

[Erect Dick Valid Beyond This Point]

Give me a break…

This was Hena’s mother. There was no way I’d have any lewd thoughts about her.

…Or was there?

She doesn’t look at all like a mother with a grown daughter…

But they looked so much alike, she couldn’t possibly be a stepmother.

It was rude to think this way about both of them, but Hena’s mother looked like Hena’s future, her completed form.

She was simply overflowing with sex appeal.

Her beige one-piece dress—a style popular among attractive older women—clung to every curve of her body. Above it, her chest made it perfectly clear where her daughter’s massive breasts came from.

A beauty mark near the valley of her cleavage drew the eye.

Her pretty face, graced with a gentle smile, looked to be in her late twenties at most.

“I was so surprised when our daughter said she was bringing her boyfriend over.”

“…Haha.”

I swallowed dryly and forced a laugh.

“I never imagined she’d bring home such a handsome boyfriend… My daughter did well for herself, huh?”

“Mom, you don’t know Sang-hyeok? It’s that Sang-hyeok…”

Wait, had we met before?

Her mother stared at my face for a moment, then waved her hand dismissively.

“What are you talking about? This isn’t that Sang-hyeok.”

“But it is…”

It seems her mother completely separates me from the old Sang-hyeok, seeing me as a different person.

I guess if we were supposed to be childhood friends, it wouldn’t make sense for me not to know her parents’ faces.

But I was the new Sang-hyeok, transmigrated into the adult game “Onahole Academy.”

This was my first time meeting Hena’s beautiful mother, and it was probably her first time seeing this handsome version of me.

“Have a seat and wait a moment. I’ll get you some tea.”

“Mom, didn’t you say you had to go to work? Aren’t you going?”

“My, my, trying to kick your mother out already. What are you two planning to do once you’re alone?”

Hena’s cheeks turned a telltale shade of red.

“It’s not like that.”

I’d only ever seen her in her academy uniform, but at home, Hena was dressed comfortably in leggings and a shirt.

Seeing her like this, I realized her legs were incredibly long and beautiful.

“What do you mean, it’s not like that! Go clean your room, right now. It’s an absolute pigsty. What will Sang-hyeok think?”

“Mooom!”

Smack, smack.

Hena got a few smacks on her large bottom from her mother before being chased off to her room.

“Did my daughter, by any chance, pay you to do this? You’re so handsome, I imagine your rates must be quite high…”

…She suspected me of being some kind of escort.

You should have a little more faith in your daughter.

“No, ma’am. I am seriously dating your daughter.”

“Oh, my. Why would a sincere and handsome boy like you be with our daughter…?”

“Your daughter is pretty and kind, just like her mother…”

“Eek! You’re such a smooth talker!”

I wasn’t kidding. At first, I seriously thought she was Hena’s older sister.

“Don’t call me ‘Ma’am,’ call me Hestia~.”

“Yes, Hestia-ssi.”

“What was it about my daughter that made you want to date her?”

…Well.

My eyes drifted unconsciously toward Hestia’s ample chest.

Total failure at controlling my gaze!

“Hmph. Her mother passed down some good assets, didn’t she?”

“Well… Haha…”

“This nuisance will get out of your hair soon, so you two have fun, okay? It’s fine if you want to sleep over, too.”

“Yes, ma’am…”

[★MILF Onahole Quest★]

I flinched, my arm twitching in surprise.

[This MILF Onahole is all about hard, erect dicks!]

No… I don’t want to know that!

[A heroine’s mom makes for a perfect side trophy~★]

Did En seriously think I was going to destroy a family?

Becoming an unwelcome guest in a happy home was something I would never, ever do.

[She’s been living a lonely life for 5 years since her husband passed away…★]

[She’s a sexually frustrated pussy, all heated up and full of openings★]

Urk.

The widow trope! I should have known!

Where do these perfectly-timed plot devices even come from?

I had to get a grip.

If I wasn’t careful, I could end up leaving this house as Hena’s new dad.

“Here, have some tea.”

“Thank you…”

I almost spat out the tea I’d just sipped.

Hestia had blatantly leaned forward, giving me, from my seated position, a full view of her breasts.

Thanks to gravity, the dress sagged downward, revealing even her nipple…

Ma’am!

The moment I complimented her daughter’s chest, she pulls a move like this…

My dick was already as hard as a rock.

“Do you like older women, by any chance, Sang-hyeok?”

“Mom. What are you doing to my boyfriend?”

Hena, who had rushed out a few moments later, pushed Hestia away.

Gasp.

With two pairs of K-cup-sized breasts dancing before my eyes, I felt like I was going to lose my mind.

“What’s wrong? Mommy’s single, I’m allowed to shoot my shot.”

“Sang-hyeok isn’t single. He’s my boyfriend…!”

“Alright, alright. Mom’s heading off to work now~.”

I remained still, trying to look composed.

All to hide the erection that felt like it was about to rip through my pants.

“Mom’s leaving~.”

“Okay. Have a good day at work…”

“I’ll be back late tonight~. Mommy won’t know a thing, no matter what you do~.”

“Aaaah! Just go already…”

Seeing Hena raise her voice like that was a rare sight, something I’d never witnessed at the academy.

She was adorable, stomping her feet and whining, clearly annoyed by her mother’s flirting.

“I’ll take good care of Hena.”

“Okay~.”

Click.

Thirty seconds of silence followed the sound of the door locking.

I immediately pulled Hena into my arms and kissed her.

“Hmph♡”

Hena opened her mouth, instantly welcoming my tongue.

Pressing our bodies close, I rubbed my erect dick against my girlfriend’s sensual body.

“Hah… Hoong… sluurp… smooch… Sorry… for making you wait…”

“It’s okay. This is making up for it in a big way.”

I didn’t have to hold back with my girlfriend.

I tangled my tongue with Hena’s in a long kiss.

As our embrace tightened, Hena stood on her tiptoes, melting into my arms.

It looked as if I was devouring her.

I cupped her ass with both hands, kneading it gently as our tongues danced.

Ah, the body of a big-breasted girlfriend feels so good. My dick’s been at its limit since yesterday.

“What’s with that picture… You have costumes, too?”

“Yeah… I do… slurp… smooch… Mwah…”

“Are you going to show me later?”

“Ah… yeah… My underwear is slutty, too. I’ll show you… Hmph… sluurp…”

I kissed Hena, feeding her my saliva.

Hena worked her tongue, eagerly swallowing it down. She even wiggled her hips gently, as if begging for more.

“Suck… suck… lick, lick…♡ Gulp, gulp.”

“Is it good?”

“Mhm, slurp. More…”

Rub, rub.

No matter how much I touched and rubbed her, I could never get enough of my beautiful girlfriend’s body.

I gently brushed her bangs aside, meeting her emerald eyes, which were identical to Hestia’s.

I loved the way she squeezed them shut shyly.

“I love you, Hena.”

“I love you, too…”

I couldn’t take it anymore.

Forgetting my original purpose for coming here, I undid my belt.

Hena flinched when she saw my erect dick emerge from my pants.

“It’s huge…”

The monstrous-looking dick, boasting an extreme hardness, twitched. Hena stared, shocked but unable to look away.

Even I had to admit, it was a handsome dick.

Just then.

Beep, beep, beep, boop.

The sound of a keypad was followed by the door swinging open.

Gasp!

Hena and I froze right there in the entryway.

My eyes met Hestia’s as I stood there, dick out, kissing her daughter.

“Are you sure you’re ‘taking care’ of Hena? It looks more like you’re about to eat her alive.”

“I-I’m so sorry!”

“No, no~ It’s good to be young.”

“Moooom!”

“But please, make sure you use protection, okay?”

In my girlfriend’s mother’s hand was a box of condoms.

…

But then Hestia put it back in her handbag.

“Oh my… this size won’t do at all. Mom will go exchange them.”

…

Fumbling, I came to my senses and pulled up my underwear and pants.

The situation was far too embarrassing to start making out again… so Hena and I sat awkwardly in the living room.

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

Five minutes later, her mother returned.

“…Here! The big ones.”

『Shigarami』 ~Extra Large Size~

「The perfect choice for your well-endowed boyfriend♡」(80-count)

0.01mm ultra-thin…

Where on earth did she buy something like this?

There was no way a convenience store would sell such a blatant product.

It was a black box with a gold label.

“You can take the rest with you.”

“…Th-thank you.”

Condoms for a well-endowed man, bought by my girlfriend’s mother…

I wanted to die of embarrassment.

“Let’s go to my room, Sang-hyeok.”

Hena led me to her room.

A girl’s room that smelled wonderful… She said it was messy, but I didn’t get that impression at all.

If I had to find a flaw, it was that there was a bit too much otaku merchandise and otaku posters…

There was even a display case for figurines.

“…Is it… weird?”

“No.”

I pulled her into another hug and kissed her.

Hena jumped up and down in my arms, looking delighted.

Hooray for home dates.

Our viewing of “Just Another Isekai Pure Love Story” began on her bed.

Instead of a TV monitor, she used a stand that could hold a tablet PC, creating a mini-theater atmosphere.

With the lights off and Hena pressed so close I could feel her breath, I was happy with anything.

“This is nice.”

It was nice for me, too…

But I was a little worried if I’d be able to focus on the show.

Just being on the nice-smelling bed where a girl as pretty as Hena always slept was enough to get me worked up…

But we were so close I could feel her body heat and her breath.

“Want to come in front of me?”

“Mhm…♡”

I guided Hena’s large bottom in front of my dick.

Pulling her into my lap as she sat with her knees together, I inhaled her scent as if to memorize it.

“…It’s embarrassing…”

The scent of her skin mixed with a fresh soap fragrance was sensual.

I blatantly buried my nose in the nape of her neck and took a deep sniff.

“Hey. Pay attention, Sang-hyeok… The opening is about to start.”

“Alright.”

Squeeze.

A luxurious viewing session began, where I was free to grope Hena’s breasts from behind.

Every now and then, she would gently grind her butt back against my dick.

Kngh!!

“This is already fun.”

“I’ll get mad if you don’t watch properly.”

“Okay, okay.”

But why were there so many heroines from the very start of this anime?

“Who’s the heroine?”

“All of them!”

Excuse me?

“I thought you said it was a pure love story?”

“Mhm. He has a pure love with every heroine!”

That’s not what pure love is!

Whoa, I almost cursed at my poor, lovely girlfriend.

So what does that mean?

“It’s a genre called ‘harem pure love,’ Sang-hyeok.”

“…”

Was this all En’s grand scheme?

In the past, I would have thrown a fit, but now, I couldn’t.

The main character’s situation was too similar to my own!

“Let’s be honest, how would you feel if I did that?”

“I think I’d hate it…”

See? I knew it.

Anime is just anime. I held Hena and groped her chest.

“I’d never give you up to another guy either, Hena. Not even if I died.”

This is how a normal couple feels. Yep.

“But…”

Hena murmured, as if a thought had just occurred to her.

“Being with someone… also means growing distant from someone else…”

“Well, that’s…”

She was talking about Yuuna.

Because my wish to get a girlfriend was so suddenly granted, we had created a situation that, while not bothering us, was making Yuuna self-conscious.

Things like that happen all the time in real life.

Human relationships, big and small, change when a couple gets together.

Our small squad was in the midst of such a change.

“I’m obviously happy we’re a couple, Sang-hyeok… I have no complaints, but I might have… cheated Yuuna a little…”

“So something did happen.”

Does that mean Yuuna… likes me, too?

“You have to do it, Sang-hyeok.”

“Do what?”

“You’re the only one who can bind us together as a squad again.”

“…”

“Please make everyone happy with a harem!”

…You just recited that line verbatim from the anime we just watched.

“It’s a famous line, what do you think?”

“Any writer who uses a line like that would be doing the world a favor by disappearing.”

“Heeing.”

In any case, the show was fun.

After binge-watching seven episodes without a break, Hena chattered on with a satisfied smile.

“I loved watching it with you, Sang-hyeok!”

“You liked it that much?”

“Yeah, yeah! ‘Harem pure love’ is great because everyone gets to be happy. It’s a happy, happy ending.”

My dick was starting to want its own happy, happy ending, too.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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