Chapter 23: The Goddess’s Harem-lighting Never Stops! [R-18]

I waited for Hena and Yuuna to finish their showers and come out…

“We’re back!”

“Sorry, but I have something I need to do today… You guys go on ahead.”

It wasn’t so much something I had to do, but rather something I couldn’t rest easy without confirming. I hoped it was just a wild guess, but I had to make sure I wasn’t involved.

“…Huh? Okay, then. See you tomorrow!”

Was my tone a little cold? I wondered.

But Yuuna replied with a smile, and Hena gave me a small wave as I left.

After parting with the two of them, I headed to the location of the excreted personality. It was an academy building I had never been to before.

Can I just go in?

As I peeked through the entrance, a guard with a grim expression appeared.

“This isn’t a place for regular students. Back off.”

“Uh… excuse me…”

It’s in there.

Seridwen Evelyn’s excreted personality.

It was even clearer when I activated Insight.

[Personality Erosion in progress…]

Personality Erosion. Isn’t that a dangerous situation?

“What are you doing? Why did you use a skill?”

“No, this is… I mean.”

“Answer me clearly!”

Ugh!

There was no need to shove my shoulder. This was an incredibly difficult thing to explain…

“Stop! What’s going on?”

Just then, a person I never expected to see again appeared before me.

Student Council President Isabella.

The beautiful, silver-haired girl made the guard stand down.

“A regular student appeared to be trying to enter the research wing, so I was stopping him.”

“…The research wing?”

Shit.

This was no time to be staring at her just because she was pretty. The Student Council President was far more dangerous than any guard.

“Kim Sang-hyeok. What is your business here?”

“Do you know who Seridwen… Evelyn is, President?”

“…”

Isabella stared at me with an unreadable expression.

“As it happens, I was on my way to see Professor Seridwen myself. If you have business with her, shall we go together?”

“Ah, yes.”

Why is she being so compliant?

Is she planning to keep me close and screw me over since I’m obviously suspicious?

Still, I’d somehow gotten past the guard and entered the research wing.

“I haven’t been able to contact Professor Seridwen. I saw that she had returned to the country, but…”

“…Is, is that so?”

What was going on?

I was the only one in this game who used Personality Excretion, yet there was an excreted substance inside the academy under a name I didn’t even recognize.

…No. Calling it an “excreted substance” feels too disrespectful to a professor I’ve never even met. Let’s correct that to ‘Jelly.’

In any case, if the professor had excreted a ‘Jelly,’ it was only natural that she couldn’t be contacted.

I swear, I have never used the inhuman power of Personality Excretion on a heroine.

But it was also true that I knew details about excretion that others didn’t.

I had a pretty good idea of what kind of situation Professor Seridwen was in right now.

And that fact was making me extremely anxious.

Isn’t this a situation where I’m more than likely to be singled out as the culprit?

Isabella spoke without looking back, striding forward.

“It started around lunchtime. I tried contacting her, but there was no reply. I thought she might be having a meal.”

“Since lunchtime?”

“Yes.”

Lunchtime…

An excreted personality. What had I done before that…?

The scarecrow!?

Did that scarecrow have a specific creator? I’d only skimmed the information from Insight, so I couldn’t remember.

But there was one thing I did recall.

That beginner-level magic scarecrow was property of the Student Council.

“Excuse me, President. I have a question.”

“What is it?”

“Professor Seridwen, was she by any chance in the Student Council when she was a student here?”

Isabella’s feet came to a halt.

I didn’t even have a moment to admire the white pants-clad ass that the original Sang-hyeok had loved so much.

“You’re going to see Professor Seridwen and you don’t even know that?”

Her voice was cold.

Sweat trickled down my back.

I might be in a very dangerous situation right now…

“Why are you sweating so much?”

“…Well, the dungeon I went to for my afternoon class was hot.”

“Professor Seridwen was in the Student Council. She was the Student Council President during her time here.”

“I see.”

She wouldn’t have been president from the start. There must have been a time when she was just an active member.

Seridwen Evelyn prepared the scarecrow, which was Student Council property, when she was a student…

Thinking of it that way, it wasn’t strange at all.

Then why was the professor’s Jelly excreted?

Was it because Personality Excretion had a function that traced the creator of the scarecrow…?

What a ridiculous coincidence!

It was hard to believe even En designed this. But…

That little brat. She definitely knew all along and just didn’t tell me!

“Why aren’t you following? Didn’t you have business with Professor Seridwen?”

I could feel it.

The closer I walked, following the president’s lead, the closer I got to [Seridwen’s Excreted Personality]…

“…So, were you able to contact her later?”

“I suddenly got through a little while ago.”

Got through?

The president showed me her phone as she spoke.

“But no matter what I said, it was just silent. That’s why I’m on my way to see her. I’m worried something might have happened to her.”

“…”

“What do you think? Am I overthinking it?”

“I… I’d also be worried and go check on my family if they didn’t answer and their phone was just silent.”

“Exactly. It would be a disaster if she was attacked by some vicious villain.”

…Isabella was openly suspecting me.

Of course she was. Hena and Yuuna might be different, but there was no reason for the Student Council President to trust me.

From her perspective, I was a criminal on probation. Nothing more, nothing less.

Whip.

Standing before a single door, the president turned completely to glare at me.

“Kim Sang-hyeok. Why did you come to the research wing? Answer me.”

This was the greatest crisis of Kim Sang-hyeok’s life.

“It’s difficult to explain until you open that door, President.”

“What if opening the door is a trap? What if it’s the activation condition for your ability?”

“If you’re suspicious, I’ll open it.”

“No.”

Isabella opened the door. Was it because she’d stopped suspecting a mere D-rank failure like me?

Or was it because she thought that even ‘me grabbing the handle and opening the door’ was part of some design?

I had no way of knowing, but in the end, we came face to face with it together.

[Seridwen’s Excreted Personality]

A beautiful, pink Jelly, shimmering like a jewel…

“…A magical beast!”

The president’s body was engulfed in white light.

Startled, I immediately jumped between the Jelly and the president.

“Wait!! Wait a minute! President!”

“Move. Do you want to die, too?”

“This is Professor Seridwen Evelyn!”

“What…?”

That was a close call!

If I don’t protect the Jelly, the professor will never be able to return to normal.

I threw my body in front of it because I knew that.

“What grounds do you have for saying that? The professor is over there…”

“…”

I cradled the Jelly in my arms.

[Seridwen’s Jelly is trembling.]
[Jelly Status – Personality Erosion: 8%. Suffering from severe cold, pain, sorrow, and extreme loneliness due to neglect.]

I’m sorry.

I apologized internally.

I felt nothing but guilt for the professor, who must have taken the full, devastating force of Personality Excretion.

I have to fix this, somehow.

Persuading the president comes first.

“Professor? Professor Seridwen?”

“…”

Seridwen, lying back in her reclined chair, didn’t answer.

If she’d been left like this since lunchtime, she’d been neglected for almost five hours.

The connection between her main body and the Jelly had grown incredibly faint. That meant her body was now nothing more than an empty shell…

But damn, the professor is gorgeous!

This wasn’t the middle-aged female teacher I saw in class!

An unconscious, black-haired beauty in her early twenties—at most two or three years older than Hena and Yuuna—lay there.

Her sturdy thighs, revealed from under her burgundy dress, were overtly sensual.

“You’d better be able to explain what happened, Kim Sang-hyeok.”

“…”

“Let me be clear. This isn’t a matter of expulsion. As a Hero, I could kill you right now.”

Where should I even begin?

“First, the professor seems cold. Would it be alright if I comforted her a little?”

“…”

‘Onahole Touch.’

This must be what it’s for.

To bring the subjugated heroines of this twisted game into a state of perfect domination and obedience.

This wicked system must have been created for that purpose.

I made her happy without any compensation.

I gently caressed the Jelly.

[Seridwen Evelyn’s Jelly feels a gentle warmth.]
[Her personality is being protected… Personality regeneration rate is increasing.]
[The Jelly is delighted by your touch.]
[The severe cold in her world subsides, and the loneliness and other debuffs disappear.]

“What exactly is that?”

“It’s Professor Seridwen. This happened because of my mistake.”

“What are you…”

“I don’t know exactly how it happened, but this was an accident.”

An accident.

I explained that when I struck the scarecrow, my skill had been directly transferred to her.

My skill…

I wanted to keep 「Personality Excretion」 a secret from people like the president, but now I had no choice but to reveal everything.

“Personality Excretion?”

Ugh. She was looking at me with far more disgust than I had imagined.

I guess Hena and Yuuna were truly understanding and without prejudice.

“Even if I were to believe you, and even if you had no intention of doing it, this is a grave crime.”

“The important thing right now is to return the professor to normal.”

“That is not your problem to worry about.”

Of course she wouldn’t entrust it to me!

“It’ll be too late if we wait any longer. We need to take action right now!”

“Is this a ploy to buy time to escape?”

“Please leave it to me. I’ll find a way to fix this, somehow.”

“Even if I believe that is the professor’s personality, there is no reason to entrust the subsequent measures to you!”

“Isabella!”

I shouted fiercely.

“Let’s put her back first and talk later!”

“…”

[The Jelly squirms, craving your touch.]

“Professor…”

Isabella’s voice trembled faintly.

“…Can you really restore her?”

“What I can say for sure is that if you stop me here, the professor will never return to normal.”

I had to act now.

The golden hour might have already passed.

“Tch…”

“Stand guard in front of the door and don’t let anyone in, President.”

I turned my back to her.

“Wait! I never said I’d entrust this to you. There’s no guarantee that anything you’re saying is true…!”

“Guard the door. And you can’t come in either, President, until I say it’s over.”

Isabella came over and grabbed my arm.

“Using the emergency line, I can have the professor transferred to the best-equipped hospital in Seoul within three minutes. Are you still saying this is the best way?”

“Yes. Right now, I’m the only person on Earth who can save her.”

“…Fine. Do what you have to do.”

If I were in her shoes, I would have found it incredibly hard to believe, but Isabella made a bold decision.

For now, I was just grateful.

“I will ensure no one enters. How much time?”

“I’ll try to get it done before it gets completely dark.”

“About two hours, then. Understood. You will restore the professor. You must.”

The door closed.

With Isabella standing guard, I wouldn’t be disturbed for a while.

The real problem started now.

Faced with a scene more gruesome than a locked-room murder—a personality excretion scene—I let out a sigh.

It’s all thanks to you, En, that moments like this don’t even surprise me anymore…

I was keeping her personality happy by continuously caressing it with Onahole Touch, but I had no idea how to actually put it back.

Put it back in the hole it came out of? That was the only thing that came to mind…

But before I tried it, I felt I should ask first.

“En!”

Time stopped, and the small, cute, blonde goddess popped up next to me.

“The goddess of dirty games, En, has arrived!”

“How do I put an excreted Jelly back?”

“Kyaa~~! Excreting a heroine you don’t even know the face or name of is so vulgar~!”

…Should I just smack her?

“Just tell me how to put it back.”

“That’s super simple. Just spread the heroine’s Jelly on your dick like a condom, then stick it in her pussy and rub it around!”

“What part of that is simple?!”

I grabbed En’s cheeks and stretched them out.

“Nngghhh! Mmmph!”

“Is there another way?”

“Nnope, no other way…! Fow weal, fow weal…!”

The only solution is depraved sex?

This was deeply troubling.

“You want me to rape Evelyn?”

“I told you, the heroines are always happiest when they’re with you, Sang-hyeok?! Please, just enjoy it more like a dirty game!”

“This is too hardcore!”

I never wanted to mess around with a heroine’s Jelly!

“You even avoided the heroine mouth-pussy viral challenge! That wasn’t nearly this bad.”

“That was plenty bad, you know?!”

En threw herself on the floor and started throwing a tantrum like a little kid at the supermarket.

“Aaaah~ Please do the depraved sex~~! Waaah~!”

“Don’t throw a fit over something like that…!”

…Professor, she’ll die if I leave her like this.

I have to resolve this one way or another. But there was a reason I couldn’t help but hesitate.

“I’m afraid that I’ll use this situation as an excuse, feel no guilt, and just rape Evelyn. I hate that.”

“…Wow. You’re a really good person! A real pure love protagonist!”

“I’m just a sane person, okay?!”

But My Onahole Academy was, in the end, a game. The reason this goddess-certified, no-difficulty game continued to feel so hard was because I kept insisting on a method that was the complete opposite of what the game presented.

So, I knew I couldn’t keep this up forever.

En, who had gotten up at some point, spoke with a surprisingly serious face.

“Sang-hyeok, could you stand it if a heroine dated some other worthless guy?”

“That’s…”

In the first place, it’s wrong to think of all those women as mine.

That’s what a normal person would think. And yet…

“I can guarantee you, the heroines are happiest when they’re by the protagonist’s side. Any heroine you don’t choose will end up unhappy.”

“You can’t just declare that.”

“Really? You were thinking it yourself when you met the demon merchant.”

This voyeuristic, perverted game goddess.

She was surprisingly sharp when it came to my psychological changes…

“You thought that with this much power, you could make many heroines happy at the same time, didn’t you?”

“…”

When all the constraints that tormented me in reality—especially money—disappeared, I found myself indulging in such an extravagant fantasy.

Wondering if it was okay to dream of living like an emperor.

It was a kind of greed I had never felt before.

“So, this is actually a good thing for Evelyn.”

“You think this is a good thing?”

“She gets to skip all the trivial stuff and go straight to being loved by your side, right? It’s a little early, timing-wise, but I like that too. Now, go make the heroine happy.”

“…You’re really good at this harem-lighting thing.”

“Ehehe.”

It was a truly cheap and vulgar method.

But the game goddess, En, was always sincere. She wanted me to comfortably enjoy depraved sex, collecting heroines like trophies, devouring them like cake.

That’s what she was thinking as she cheered me on.

“Alright.”

“Kyaa~~!! Are you going to rape her to save her!?”

“No.”

I hated that kind of dark mindset from the beginning.

If I have to do it, it’s better that it becomes an act done purely for my own sake.

“I don’t like the villain route, so I’m doing this for me.”

“Sang-hyeok oppa is so cool~! So awesome! Your pure love psycho game is insane!”

The goddess’s over-the-top energy was making me dizzy.

“Who’s a psycho? Who.”

For the sake of the president waiting for me outside, I had to rape her smoothly.

Just for a little while.

I decided to become the worst villain in history, Onahole Man.

The flow of time returned to normal.

[Seridwen’s Jelly misses your hand.]

I gripped the Jelly again. Tightly.

I lowered my pants and placed the Jelly on my already hard-rock erection.

Following the world’s first personality handling, we will now commence the personality condom fitting ceremony.

Rub, rub…

As I held it with my hand and rubbed it against my dick, it began to stick with a slick feeling.

Since it was pink, at least there was no visual repulsion.

[Seridwen’s Jelly likes the hot temperature of your dick.]
[It is wrapping itself around your entire member…]

Even as I was doing it, it felt like a truly dizzying kind of play.

Now that the preparations were complete, I lifted Seridwen’s body and moved her onto the desk.

…Hah.

She was soft and warm.

Could it be because I had performed personality handling on her? Her main body was also warm, as if she’d just had a moderate workout.

I laid her on the desk, a convenient height for insertion…

And spread the defenseless Seridwen’s legs wide open.

“…”

As the burgundy dress rode up, her pale, milky-white thighs were fully exposed.

In this criminal situation, my dick was getting impossibly hard.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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