episode_0009

If there is one thing that is helpful in this world, it is ‘system’.

‘If there wasn’t a system, I might have died a long time ago.’

The author must have had a conscience when he threw me here, so he provided me with a system.

Does the system actually exist in the original work?

exist.

This is the main character’s ability.

In other words, the performance of the system is given only to the main character and is the main character’s ability – the main character’s privilege.

I don’t have any.

You can’t see the system as just an ordinary human being.

however.

“Transformation.”

The moment you put on a mask and turn into a goblin, the world you see behind the mask becomes completely different.

[System, on.]

The system can only be used in very limited circumstances.

[A window that is only visible during transformation. I’ll be thrilled.]

today.

I have transformed into a goblin and am observing myself in the mirror.

# # #

[goblin]

Occupation: Villain

Affiliation: Association ‘Imaemangryang’

Grade: Villain S, ?? ??? EX

Skill: Body Strengthening, Goblin Bat

status

Strength: D (13 / 200)

Durability: E (34 / 100)

Agility: A (121 / 500)

Horsepower: C (23 / 300)

Luck: F (0 / 0)

# # #

[I’m going to be amazed.]

That’s a terrible stat.

In one case, it is so gruesome and serious that the author’s malice can be seen.

All other A-level talented people have the same stats as BBABC, but compared to them, I am miserable.

‘At first, I cried to the point where I thought this was really a villain.’

Even this is a stat that has been increased and increased over half a year of training.

My strength increased from F to D through strength training.

My agility was high at B from the beginning, and after training so far, I raised it to A.

The reason why agility is so high is probably a stat to instill the possibility of running away while shouting, ‘Quit, that’s all for today!’

Thanks to this, I am working hard to run away and have never been caught.

Magic power naturally increased after living in the land of Korea.

If I had gone to another country, far away in Europe, I would still have reached level E by now.

Mine?

‘I have absolutely no intention of raising my score.’

If the durability is correct, it becomes stronger.

People also call me stubborn, but unfortunately, I hate being sick.

I look like a melee character who fights with a bat, but in reality, I am not a melee character but closer to an assassin-dealer.

[Welcome the goblin….]

Goblins say strength is their trade?

At least not me.

The main character is truly powerful.

Just to briefly remember his stats…

Strength: S (892 / 1000)

Durability: EX (7496 / 9999)

Agility: A (18 / 500)

Horsepower: EX (9999 / 9999)

Luck: S (777 / 1000)

Was it?

I don’t remember the exact numbers, but it was a stat that seemed to have been maliciously symmetrical.

This was probably the ‘Volume 1’ stat.

Later, when I dropped the meteorite, my stats would be almost all EX, 9999 level.

‘Mary Sue Munchkin has its limits, but isn’t it really too much?’

Even though he’s like this, he goes around saying ‘I’m so fucking weak,’ so how can he be attractive as the main character?

-You certainly seem strong, so why don’t you step up and fight?

-no. I am a weak person. This ability is also normal?

-Kkeuch, don’t lie! Just by avoiding my attacks, you are a strong person!

Although he says his goal is to quietly graduate from the academy, he always takes action whenever villains appear and naturally emerges as the academy’s hero.

Maybe the goblin kept touching him and revealed his skills.

So what if I don’t touch it?

If the goblin doesn’t attract aggro, will it continue to live in a weak state?

-You guys made me like this! If you hadn’t messed with me, I wouldn’t have done this!

The reason why he dropped the meteorite was not because of the writer’s sudden ending of the year, but because he wanted to live a normal and quiet life, but people around him kept messing with him, so he went wild.

‘Someone like a sunfish.’

Rather than awakening to become the Great Demon King, will he just graduate as an ordinary person and then set off to find his own life?

‘Others will touch it.’

It’s not just death that’s targeting the Sejong Academy.

It’s easy for Lee Mae-mangryang, who has a tight grip on the entire Republic of Korea, to exert influence over the Sejong Academy right now, but there are all kinds of villains other than the gang.

Illusion Minati or something.

The KKK or something.

A triad or something.

All of the seemingly believable backworld organizations were turned into villains.

Honestly, I think they have a good chance of doing that in a world like this, but here they add a hint of Gukppong flavor.

-Imae Mang-ryang is a villain organization stronger than any other villain organization, and all other evil organizations are watching Lee Mae-mang-ryang.

He says.

In other words, because Immaemangryang is the strongest in the underworld, no one can easily set foot in the Republic of Korea where Immaemangryang is based.

Even if it is sent, it only involves deploying a very small number of agents.

“…Ha.”

If you kill the main character, everything can be easily resolved, but the main character is too strong.

But that doesn’t mean you can back down.

[If the main character is too strong to kill, just become strong enough to kill the main character.]

Fortunately, I have the strength.

It has a very special ability.

Even though my stats are crappy, I have this ability that has made me into an S-class villain – although I became S-class due to the accumulation of evil deeds rather than because of the level of mana.

[Goblin Bat].

This baseball bat I’m holding.

The original form is different, but I am using it in the form of a baseball bat with a lot of nails hammered into it, like a modern goblin.

Thanks to this bat, I was able to survive until now.

[…Should I call it magical power?]

– Come out with gold, quick. Come out, quick.

Should we call it material creation or shape transformation?

If I were to give this power a name, I would call it ‘magical power.’

The driving force that can create special objects through magical powers is ‘mana.’

If I had infinite mana, I could create anything I could think of.

I, the reader.

I almost wrote a review calling this ability ‘fuck you.’

But fortunately, that didn’t happen, and the ability was replaced with the name ‘Goblin Bat’.

[…mana in real life.]

I aimed the bat forward.

[…The goblin’s imagination becomes reality.]

Pa-ang!

Through light chanting, I created the object I had in my head.

[phew.]

After confirming that it was perfectly made, I canceled the transformation.

I’m naked, but no one knows.

I have the curtains tightly drawn at home, and there is no chance of someone reading my mana and attacking me just because I transformed in my own room.

In the first place.

“Ha, it’s so fucking awesome.”

I’m making chicken and canned beer with the ability to turn thoughts into reality, so who would think I’m a goblin?

“…I feel really crazy.”

Making chicken and beer with mana?

It’s clearly a waste.

but.

“In a world where a chicken costs 38,000 won, even if I die, I won’t order chicken.”

Cursing the author who set the price of chicken at close to 40,000 won, I survive today by eating the food I made with mana.

“…and the taste is not bad either.”

It’s not a question of money.

“Oh, I want to enter the academy quickly.”

Because it’s a matter of pride.

“There is also a cartoon in which that person awakened to a special ability and was completed without a herniated disc.”

* * *

That time.

In a hotel suite in Busan, a white-haired woman was lying on the bed and watching TV.

[…As the news spread that ‘Snow White’ would be working as an academy instructor for a year, inquiries regarding special admission continued from various countries. Representative Kuk Bi-hong. What should we think of this?]

[haha. As expected, our country’s national power has increased accordingly. Isn’t it something like that? Even during the IMF era, everyone predicted that the country would fail. However, through gold collecting campaigns, etc….]

[Oh, sorry. The data screen is going out. This is a list of talented people who applied for special admission this time. A British princess, the granddaughter of the president of a German automobile company, and the heir to a leading family in the United States. Arabs are sending one of their princesses?]

[That’s right. What’s so ironic about this is that, usually, in the year that a female hero like Snow White becomes an instructor, there’s a lot of interest from foreign male talents, right? But now these people are also interested in Snow White. Well, no matter how much the world has changed, people with different abilities are still of the same sex…]

[As a member of the same sex, it is an honor to be able to meet in person the leading hero who was my role model. Well sir. Now, let’s talk with Rep. Jeok-min Jeok. Are you saying that there is ‘Imaemangryang’ behind Snow White becoming an instructor?]

[Oh, that’s right. Because Lee Mae-mangryang keeps targeting Sejong Academy, Snow White…]

[Please call me by my official name.]

As soon as there was a commotion, the woman turned off the TV.

Then he touched the small ice sculpture next to him.

“…Are you aiming for the academy too?”

The ice sculpture was a baseball player holding a baseball bat in his hand.

But the face was hidden by the helmet and could not be seen.

only.

That body shape is just so similar to someone else’s.

“Why on earth?”