Chapter 41 : The Born Strategic Negotiator: Rogue

With the mask on and the camera on, I sat on the chair, rested my arms on the desk, and placed my chin on my hands.

Then, like a negotiator sitting at a table, I solemnly said.

“Everyone, let’s negotiate.”

What was the decisive moment in human development? It was the development of commerce.

By exchanging useless surplus resources with others, humans were able to dramatically advance civilization.

From there, I came up with a new idea: to exchange the Zero Two dance mission for other content.

It’s a matter between people, right? Surely it’s possible to compromise through conversation and persuasion.

“By now, you know it’s impossible for me to dance for 4 hours, right? So, let’s exchange the remaining time for other content.”

[Yoyoyotenryeon donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-If it’s impossible, it’s a failure, what negotiation, you *itch 

[CryingBirdWhenItSeesAMoneyGrubber donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Money grubber, money grubber, money grubber, money grubber, money grubber, money grubber, money grubber, money grubber

“Hey, it’s obviously going to be boring if I do Zero Two for an hour a day for 4 days. Wouldn’t it be better to negotiate cleanly today?”

[Jerobi donated a whopping 50,000 won!]

-Let’s hear what you’ve got first

“Thank you, Chairman.”

I displayed large text on the broadcast screen: [No face reveal, no bans].

“Let’s exchange the dance time for something else, excluding face reveals and bannable offenses.”

Honestly, I don’t know what I could exchange for a dance that’s worth 100,000 won per minute, but I didn’t understand paying 100,000 won per minute for a dance in the first place.

So, wouldn’t it be possible to compromise and change this time for other content?

The chat was scrolling up rapidly, and several things caught my eye.

Excluding the ridiculously inappropriate suggestions and nonsense, I saw bikini, horror game, specific , fitness stream, outdoor stream. These seemed to be the most popular.

Let’s start with the most expensive one.

“Bikini stream for 2 hours, in exchange for 2 hours of Zero Two dance, deal?”

Honestly, I don’t really want to do that kind of stream, but how can I resist 12 million won for 2 hours? I’d have to do it even if it’s not a bikini but a micro bikini.

Of course, wearing a micro bikini on Switch is grounds for a ban.

Thank you, Switch Shield. I almost ended up completely naked, phew, really.

-Ilzaler : Don’t be fooled! It’s a trap!

-Yajio: Don’t rip her off, you *itch, is a one-to-one exchange even possible?

-NinaNina: Isn’t a bikini stream more profitable?

-shadower: Take a hint  Always try to lower the price 

[IWantToHarassRuffian donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-You *itch, dancing vigorously for 2 hours and just standing there doing a 2-hour stream can’t be exchanged. Do a 3-hour bikini stream for 1 hour of Zero Two.

“Hey, hey. One-to-one is me being very generous, okay? If we don’t make this deal, there will be no bikini stream this year, okay?”

I subtly pretended to fold my arms, squeezing my chest and lifting it up.

You’re not going to see these babies with just a piece of cloth on them? Really? You won’t regret it?

Thinking that made me feel like a real cyber prostitute… but money is king.

Long live capitalism!

[Ruffian’sBoobsProtectionSquad donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-I’m in favor of this contract!

“Then let’s vote, and if the majority agrees, we’ll proceed.”

I used the voting program provided by Switch to get the viewers’ votes.

“1 for yes, 2 for no.”

The result was 75% in favor. Since I said I’d do it even with a simple majority, there’s no room for complaints with this result.

“I’ll do the bikini stream after the Master tier mission is over.”

[BlackCowMilkerMooo donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Ah, you’re not doing it today 

“You’ll get banned if you do a bikini stream anywhere other than a swimming pool or a beach. If you don’t even know that basic rule, you’re still a long way from becoming a true black cow milker.”

Since I got banned last time, I’ve studied the ban rules diligently, so I know them quite well.

A very interesting rule is that exposing breasts for breastfeeding is exempt from the ban. Just saying.

So, I’ve sold off 2 hours, and now 1 hour and 30 minutes remain.

“Then, let’s negotiate for the horror game.”

How much should I exchange for this? It will take a long time, but will people want to pay money to watch it? I have some doubts.

[SwitchNegotiationExpert donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Corridor of Shadows one-shot clear for 1 hour?

“What’s that, you weeb.”

I immediately searched for the game and felt like it might be doable.

I, Eugene Woo, am not a man who would run away like a scared girl from a mere game.

I found that it takes about 7-8 hours to clear.

Considering my broadcast time, a one-day clear is definitely possible.

They’re offering to exchange 1 hour for a one-shot clear of this game? Isn’t this a deal I should obviously take?

The viewers seem to be underestimating me.

I’m different from other female streamers.

Those who think I’m a natural-born girl probably haven’t considered that.

But if I show that I like it, the contrarian viewers might notice and try to lower the price, so I pretended to be disgusted.

“It takes 8 hours to clear this, exchanging it for 1 hour is a bit much, don’t you think? That’s what I’m thinking.”

[SwitchNegotiationExpert donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-If you don’t like it, then dance the Zero Two or don’t take the money ᄏ

Was my acting bad? I felt like I failed at haggling a little.

Not only the donation but also the chat sentiment is a bit strange.

“Okay, then let’s exchange it for 1 hour.”

The quickly pushed vote resulted in 39% for and 61% against, and the deal was rejected.

“Why?”

[IDonateThereforeIWork donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Because you don’t seem very scared  If you do it for 40 minutes, I’ll make the exchange

“50 minutes!”

But the chat sentiment worsened.

They were saying that I’ve already sold off 2 hours for a bikini, so what’s left if I deduct another 50 minutes.

“Okay, let’s do 40 minutes.”

I had no choice but to vote again for 40 minutes, and this time the deal was successfully made.

Still, 4 million won for one horror game, what kind of ratio is that?

Now, 50 minutes of Zero Two dance time remains.

I’ve dramatically reduced the time.

But 50 minutes is still too much.

With my remaining stamina, it’s clear that I’ll be exhausted after the last 10 minutes.

“For the fitness stream, I, um, still have terrible stamina, so I can only do it for about an hour. So, let’s exchange one hour of fitness stream for 30 minutes of Zero Two.”

[ILoveLeggings donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Will you wear the same outfit as before for the fitness stream?

“It’ll probably be similar, I guess?”

With the overwhelming support of belly button enthusiasts and leggings fans, the fitness stream was successfully exchanged.

Now only 20 minutes remain.

Finally, I managed to sell a one-day pass to use a cute  (content determined by ladder game) for 10 minutes, leaving only 10 minutes of Zero Two dance to complete the mission.

The remaining 10 minutes were too ambiguous to exchange for an outdoor stream, and since I wanted to end this broadcast with a bang, I decided to dance the Zero Two myself.

“Then, I’ll go change my clothes one last time.”

It’s not that I didn’t want to dance.

I just physically reached my limit.

How could I not feel good seeing them go crazy for just a little hip swaying, even though my boobs were intensely bouncing at the same time?

So let’s give them a clean service at the end.

If they’re satisfied today, they’ll come to watch the next broadcast.

With that in mind, I came back with a pretty nice outfit.

A tennis skirt, the symbol of innocence, with the bottom of the short-sleeved T-shirt tied in a knot.

It exposes the belly button and emphasizes the chest, but it doesn’t look too cheap. I like this styling.

“The last 10 minutes!”

I turned on the music, turned the timer back on after reducing it to 10 minutes.

Thanks to the restored stamina from the Q&A and time negotiations, my body felt sore, but it was doable.

In the end, the total dance time is 40 minutes. This was a pretty good negotiation.

And the reward is 24 million won.

A whopping 24 million won.

Is this really an amount of money that can be earned in one day’s broadcast? I still can’t believe it.

Of course, it ended up being split into a bikini stream, a fitness stream, a horror game stream, and a cute  stream over several days.

Even so, it’s such a large amount of money, an insane amount that could be someone’s annual salary, that I was so excited that I couldn’t stop smiling.

“Hehe.”

This is all thanks to becoming a succubus-like being with an amazing body and voice.

Life is on Very Very Very easy mode. This is the best life, yeah-ah!

After finishing the 10 minutes, I was so exhausted that I felt like I would collapse, but I quickly ran to the computer and pressed the mission complete button as if someone was going to take it away.

[Mission Complete!]

[Zero Two Energy Sphere]

[24 million won]

This is the life! This is what life is about!

Finally, I read the nicknames of the viewers who contributed to the mission one by one, thanked them, and ended the broadcast.

And the next day, I woke up with terrible muscle pain that it took me 30 minutes to get out of bed.

This trash body, seriously!