The Hobby the Hero Enjoys When Bored…

Nikki looked at the suction cup in her hand.

Tiny protrusions wriggled inside the suction cup.

It was a suction cup tool made by cutting and processing a part of the tentacle of a Rocktopus, a large octopus inhabiting Billiras Beach.

The Rocktopus’s tentacles were famous for generating powerful suction by periodically moving the protrusions inside.

It was a monster that could survive even in the strong currents of Billiras Beach by using that suction power.

A monster that would never fall off once it stuck to a rock wall unless it wanted to.

Even after death, the suction power was maintained, and it was a mysterious object that maintained its suction power as if it were alive even when the tentacle was cut off.

The local residents used the strong suction power of this tentacle to attach it to objects, making it easy to grab heavy things.

Nikki, having learned about this tentacle, thought about how she could use it and came up with a bizarre idea.

‘Wouldn’t it feel good to stick this suction cup to my chest?’

Thinking that the constantly moving protrusions on the suction cup would feel good, she hunted a Rocktopus on Billiras Beach and brought back the highest-grade suction cup.

And it was a very successful plan.

“Today too…”

Nikki took off her clothes with a flushed face.

Her nipples, already hard and perky, were protesting, demanding the suction cup.

“Not yet…”

Nikki sprayed a slippery liquid on the suction cup.

It was a liquid made by processing the slippery, viscous sap that poured out when a plant called Rangore, which grew in the Middlewood jungle, was cut.

Nikki favored it because of its convenience, as it could be cleaned up immediately with a single spray of water.

“Haa, haa.”

She knew from several experiences.

That applying this sap to these protrusions made it feel incredibly good when attached.

Nikki, biting her lower lip in anticipation, placed the suction cup on her large breasts, which were not very helpful in battle.

Then.

Slurp, slurp.

The suction cup, firmly fixed to her nipple, began to caress Nikki’s nipple with a lewd sound.

“Hngh!”

It felt good.

The slippery protrusions gently tickling her nipple, the protrusions sucking her nipple harder as they turned, felt good.

“I like this…”

Nikki twisted her body, watching the suction cup sucking and licking her nipple.

The way it wriggled, creating bubbles in the slippery liquid, and sucked her breast looked only lewd.

“Squeeze me a little more. Twist my sexy nipples… Hngh!”

They were large breasts that had no advantages in battle, but right now, they were her greatest pride.

“Kyaa!”

Because the free movement of the suction cup, wriggling as if dancing on her areola, was possible.

How good it felt to suck her nipple and gently tickle her areola.

“No. I, I think I’m going to cum. Hngh!”

Nikki’s nipples, having been used and developed so much, were so sensitive that she could cum with just a brief suction.

“I, I don’t want to cum like this!”

Hngh!

Nikki, trembling, sobbed with sweat streaming down her face.

“Ah, not yet…”

She took out one of the many dildos from her box.

It was a pillar worshiped as a god by a tribe beyond the northeastern border of the Empire.

The Cock God, was it?

A dildo with a legend that a man of her dreams would appear someday if she rubbed this dildo against her pussy.

Its grotesque appearance had bumps that didn’t look like a human cock.

She thought it looked hideous, but at the same time, it felt very lewd.

She didn’t know why.

But she also thought that it would feel really good if she put such a pillar inside her.

‘I’ve never actually seen a real human cock in person in the first place…’

Should she call it an instinctive attraction?

Gulp.

Nikki applied Rangore sap to the bumpy Cock God pillar and rubbed it against her pussy.

“Hngh!! Ah, good.”

As the shaman of the tribe that believed in the Cock God had said, she rubbed her pussy lips with the bumpy stick pillar.

Squelch, squelch.

The sound of the sticky liquid and flesh rubbing together echoed lewdly.

That sound raised Nikki’s excitement even further.

“Good…”

Every time the protrusions moved with a whirring sound, brushing against her vulva and gently touching her clit, Nikki trembled as if a switch had been pressed.

“Ah! Hngh!”

The Cock God pillar, which was said to bring a man of her dreams.

In fact, she didn’t bring this thing because she believed in the superstitions of that external tribe.

Just.

‘It looked like it would feel good.’

Nikki had been rubbing her pussy lips with various dildos until now.

But this pillar was the only one with protrusions.

And as expected, it was better than she had imagined.

“Haa, haa.”

Her body heaved up and down with pleasurable masturbation.

‘It can’t go inside…’

She rubbed the dildo pillar against her pussy lips, being careful not to let the dildo go inside her hole.

‘I want to leave the first time as the best experience ever.’

It could be sex with someone she liked, but she saved it for the most exciting sex she could feel.

She was the type to save the best for last.

The type to save the fruit on the cake until the very end.

Wouldn’t it be a waste to lose her virginity with a dildo just for masturbation?

‘I know it will feel good, but…’

This kind of smatana masturbation is still okay for now.

It was truly a hero’s endurance.

“Ah, I think I’m going to cum. Th, this is good! Hngh!”

Thick, female juice flowed out of her pussy.

So much that the bed she was lying on would be soaked if she hadn’t laid down a towel in advance.

“I leaked so much…”

She looked at the scene she had created.

A towel soaked with tide and female juice.

The suction cup and Cock God, soaked with Rangore sap and love juice, were a mess from a single use.

And her nipples and areolas, slightly swollen from how much they had been sucked.

“Lewd.”

She lowered her head and sucked on her swollen nipples with her own mouth.

Feeling the lingering afterglow of the climax, she felt a faint orgasm once again.

Only then did she collapse as if exhausted, staring at the ceiling and lying down.

Without even thinking about cleaning up the other things, naked.

“Eileen, she was somehow seductive.”

Eileen was the one who always greeted Nikki with a kind and refreshing smile when she returned.

But today’s Eileen was a little different.

Her face was flushed, her breathing was rough, and she couldn’t keep her body still, which was somehow seductive.

The way she put her hands near her lower abdomen and didn’t know what to do looked somehow lewd.

It was a face Nikki had seen several times while traveling around.

‘That’s right. Women in love looked like that.’

They made that expression when they seductively clung to the man they liked and acted cute.

As if expecting something…

“Could it be that she actually got a boyfriend?”

She didn’t think so.

She was a very devout believer.

-It is my duty to serve the Goddess.

-It’s okay. Problems caused by incantations. This is also a trial.

-Won’t it get better if we defeat the Demon King?

She prayed to the Goddess every day and didn’t find the journey to defeat the Demon King difficult at all.

Even in front of the Demon King’s castle, which she had visited with numerous holy knights and mages, she prayed to God for everyone.

Thanks to her blessing, Nikki was able to defeat the Demon King, and the holy knights were able to defeat the Demon King’s army.

Therefore, it was absolutely unimaginable.

The scene of a saintess getting a boyfriend.

But if she really got a boyfriend.

If she lost her purity and could no longer maintain her position as a saintess.

‘What should I do?’

The person who treated her like a friend would disappear.

Nikki felt anxious that Eileen, who was no longer a saintess, might not greet her.

Even if Eileen tried to greet her, her boyfriend might refuse.

Because the hero is a very difficult person to approach.

Such an opponent that she couldn’t dare to approach.

“I don’t want that…”

Nikki spent some time in the post-masturbatory sage time, worrying about difficult problems that she couldn’t come to a conclusion on.

 

After Eileen, who had an engraved vulva, left, I spent some time alone in the store for the first time in a while.

“I barely avoided a deficit this month.”

The 50 gold that I originally intended to use to invent the mana battery was saved thanks to the help of the dwarf Tio, and I was able to bring in other miscellaneous items with that money.

From dyes to repair magic circles to scrolls that can store the state of the magic circle according to the customer.

I additionally purchased items that I would never have imagined normally.

‘So, instead of having to set it up separately for about 30 minutes to receive one customer in the future, I can save the magic circle on this scroll and tear it to automatically set it up?’

It was the best except that it was a consumable item.

Honestly, I didn’t think I would use it unless I was really busy.

In addition, I made some adult auxiliary supplies to give customers deeper pleasure.

I consumed quite a lot of materials to make this.

“I suffered so much to make this Womanizer.”

A Womanizer that moves on its own using mana.

In other words, a clit torture device.

It was a masturbation device that allowed for much more precise pleasure control than simply putting a dildo on the clit.

It was also an extreme masturbation device that could send you to orgasm several times with just clit masturbation.

I suffered so much to make this.

It’s not as precise as dwarven technology, but human magical engineering was also quite useful.

In addition, I also made a rotor that was fixed to the chest and only targeted the nipples.

It was made by applying the structure of the Rocktopus’s suction cup, which is found on the west coast of the Empire.

It was designed so that the protrusions made of soft material inside would pleasantly brush against the nipples.

“This is the mystery of nature.”

How could there be protrusions that are so easy to eat like this?

Of course, it was an item that could not be used by women with small breasts.

Because it sucks in with a little suction and guides the nipples near the protrusions, it cannot be used by men or women with small breasts.

‘It’s as if it’s only going to attack women with big breasts.’

I heard that Rocktopuses kidnapped humans in the past when the power of the demon race was strong.

‘Could it be.’

No way?

I also made a dildo-type rotor that was designed to target the G-spot perfectly.

It was a vibrator shaped like a man’s finger, designed to find and stimulate all the right spots inside.

“It’ll just look like a stick on the outside, so it shouldn’t arouse any suspicion.”

The same went for the other tools I’d prepared this time.

I’d deliberately added a slightly sophisticated design to hide the lewdness of the objects.

I carefully placed the newly prepared tools in my equipment case.

I was taking care of things I couldn’t normally do when guests were around when—

Knock, knock, knock.

I heard someone knocking on the door.

“Are you inside?”

A deep man’s voice called out.

“Who is it?”

When I went outside, a man with a shaved head so shiny it gleamed was standing there in the Knights Order uniform.

His face looked familiar.

‘Ah, it’s the adjutant who often appears in Yuris’s imagination.’

His name was Zeco, wasn’t it?

“I am Zeco, the vice-commander of the 1st Knights Order and adjutant to Knight Commander Yuris.”

That’s right.

“I’m Max, the Illusion Magician.”

I nodded, feeling a strange inner familiarity.

“Lady Yuris has summoned you, Max.”

At the mention of Yuris summoning me, I couldn’t help but pause.

Why did it feel like I knew the reason?

“She said it’s okay to arrest you if you don’t comply.”

“Arrest me?”

“Yes.”

Zeco nodded matter-of-factly.

Such a businesslike attitude.

Completely different from how he acted towards Yuris in my illusions.

He’s definitely respectful to his captain.

“Will you come with me?”

“You’re going to arrest me if I don’t, how can I refuse? Especially the 1st Knights Order, blessed by the Goddess of Victory.”

I nodded.

“Could I pack a few things, just in case?”

“…Understood. But I’ll need to inspect what those things are. I can’t allow anything that might harm the Commander.”

“You don’t have to worry about that.”

If anything, they’ll be helpful.

Do You Really Want to Do It Here?

“What is this object?”

“It’s for simple magic. A massage device for fatigue recovery.”

“…Is that so?”

“Yes. It’s for women, but would you like to try it?”

The self-pleasure tools I brought were lewd in purpose, but their appearance was cute enough to dispel any such thoughts.

“…No, thank you.”

Zeco stepped back and shook his head at the mention of it being for women.

The manliest of men, the knight of knights, the vice-captain of the First Order, using something for women would be embarrassing.

“These items seem to be without issue.”

Zeco nodded after seeing the scrolls and various adult self-pleasure tools I had brought.

“But why does a Fantasy Magician possess such items?”

“Being a Fantasy Magician isn’t as lucrative as you might think. You do anything to make money.”

“…Is that so?”

Zeco, easily convinced, took the lead.

‘Yuris must not have said anything bad.’

I thought they might arrest me or something and come on strong.

“Please, follow me. I will guide you.”

I followed Zeco to the barracks where the First Imperial Order’s offices were located.

The barracks were full of training grounds, dormitories, and various facilities built for administrative purposes, all exclusively used by the First Order.

This massive barracks, capable of housing two regiments, was for about 200 knights.

Considering that the First Order could, if they wished, have their own homes outside the barracks and commute, they were using a facility of enormous scale compared to the number of knights.

Of course, there were also a considerable number of squires, workers, and administrative officials assisting the knights, but even adding them all together, the total number of people did not reach 500.

‘I didn’t know that a single Order was provided with such facilities.’

The Order’s barracks were a space that I, as a magician, had never had the opportunity to enter.

There was no reason or need to enter.

If I had set the Order’s interior as the stage for my illusions, Yuris’s immersion would have been broken for sure.

‘My imagination wouldn’t have been able to create the internal structure of the Order like this.’

Thinking that, I looked around the inside of the Order.

Knights training, workers taking care of their training supplies, imperial officials busily carrying documents, and maids cleaning the interior.

Not even a decent nobleman’s mansion could be built on this scale.

It was a time to feel the empire’s prestige anew.

The financial power to grant such space and buildings, along with elaborate training grounds, to a single Order in the capital.

If I could just take a few of the decorations hanging on these walls, I could easily survive for a month.

“Please, follow me.”

I walked through the massive barracks with Zeco.

The knights who saw Zeco placed their hands on their chests and saluted.

“Vice-Captain.”

“Who is the person behind you?”

They asked, looking at me following behind Zeco.

“He is a guest of the Order Commander.”

“Ah.”

At Zeco’s words, all the knights’ eyes turned to me.

“The Order Commander invited a man. Are they perhaps…?”

“Has she become more feminine recently, could it be?”

“That’s right. She’s been wearing makeup, and her body smells fragrant.”

It was the look of predators who had found prey.

Everyone was looking forward to a fun issue.

“It’s not for that reason. He’s a guest invited for personal business, but it’s not what you think, so don’t get your hopes up.”

Zeco dismissed the knights’ fuss.

They were all familiar faces.

Men and women who had once appeared in Yuris’s illusions.

Seeing the faces of the people in the illusion, who cried tears of blood when they were violated by foreign generals, in real life felt strange.

Did they know?

That the Order Commander they followed so devotedly used them as masturbation material.

‘They definitely don’t know. Not unless you crack open Yuris’s head.’

This feels unnecessarily apologetic.

Meeting the subjects of the imagination made me feel like I had committed something immoral.

Even in the illusion, they were just extras watching Yuris’s raunchy sex battle with me, or rather, a foreign general in my form.

The expression Yuris had at that time was still vivid.

Her face was flushed with excitement, her legs spread wide, grinning with a loosened expression from the pleasure chemicals of depravity.

“Hey, Vice-Captain. Isn’t ‘personal’ business just that?”

A sly-looking knight chuckled and laughed.

He’s sharper than I thought.

He immediately caught on that Yuris called me for ‘that’ reason.

Zeco had me invited semi-forcibly, but I roughly guessed why she had invited me to the Order where she worked.

‘There’s only one reason to call me.’

Fantasy magic to relieve pleasure.

Otherwise, there was no reason for the Goddess of Victory to call a mere Fantasy Magician.

I wondered if she could just come herself, but there was a reason she couldn’t.

‘It must be because of Reina.’

Knowing that someone she knew was coming to the store for a similar purpose, for pleasure, she wouldn’t be able to come out of embarrassment.

Yuris was treated specially in the empire as the Goddess of Victory, so she would be even more sensitive to such issues.

However, unlike the quick-witted knight, the upright knight Zeco cut off the sly knight’s words.

“Hanson, if you wag that tongue of yours one more time, I’ll give you a taste of hell’s special training today, so keep that in mind.”

Zeco, with a murderous voice, glared at his subordinate knight as if to kill him.

“But Vice-Captain, the Commander is also a woman. You know what it means for such a person to invite a man ‘personally’.”

“You must know how important chastity is to the nobles of the empire, right? I can overlook other jokes. The Commander is generous in forgiving them too.”

Zeco’s voice began to carry murderous intent.

“But you know very well that insulting the Goddess of Victory, who protected the empire, in a place where the Commander is not present, is unacceptable.”

At the chilling warning, the sly knight’s lips turned down.

“I’m sorry, Vice-Captain.”

“If you cross the line one more time, it won’t end with a warning.”

“Yes.”

Zeco looked at me.

“You’ve seen an unsightly display. I apologize. Please, follow me.”

“Yes.”

Hmm, this feels unnecessarily guilty.

The words Zeco just said, it felt like he was saying them to me.

I’m sorry, Zeco, it’s probably for that kind of business.

Leaving the chilling scene with Zeco, I arrived at Yuris’s office.

Yuris was reading documents with an indifferent expression.

Her eyes moved quickly from side to side as she worked with her back straight.

Then.

Stamp.

She stamped the document and looked at the next one.

Even though she knew that Zeco and I had entered, her eyes remained fixed on the documents.

“I have brought Mr. Max.”

Only then did Yuris glance at Zeco and me, and then looked at the documents again with a blunt expression.

“Thank you for your hard work. You may return now.”

“Yes.”

She sent Zeco back with a cold, businesslike tone.

‘She’s a charismatic Commander inside the Order.’

Well, she was always a hero of the battlefield who had achieved victory.

To them, she was an unyielding sword and an impenetrable shield.

Since they were fighting on a battlefield where their lives were at stake with a moment’s carelessness, it seemed that she treated them more strictly.

‘In the illusion, it felt like we were getting along a little more freely.’

I wondered if she was deliberately acting.

Step, step.

“……”

Yuris didn’t say anything until Zeco’s footsteps had disappeared for a while.

And not long after.

“I’m sorry. For calling you so suddenly.”

Yuris said in a relaxed voice.

The tone was still stiff, but the voice was softer, even more mellow, compared to what she had said to Zeco.

“You said you would arrest me if I didn’t come. I had no choice but to follow.”

At my words, Yuris cleared her throat.

“I’m sorry. There was something urgent.”

“What is it? What could be so important that the Goddess of Victory had to call a Fantasy Magician all the way here?”

I already knew the answer she would give, but I pretended not to know and played dumb.

“……”

Yuris looked at me with a slightly flushed face.

What would Zeco say if he saw that expression?

Would he think that the sly knight was right?

“C-Could I perhaps experience an illusion here?”

As expected.

At Yuris’s immediate suggestion, I thought to myself that I knew it.

It was the expected words.

“Yuris, are you crazy?”

I showed the reaction I had prepared in advance.

“H-Huh?”

Did she not expect to be rejected?

Yuris stammered in a flustered voice.

“You know very well what my illusions are like. And how long it takes to draw a magic circle. Fantasy magic in a place where it hasn’t been set up in advance?”

“Ah, th-that’s, you see……”

Yuris bit her lip tightly.

“I met someone I know at the store, so……”

“Is it because of Reina?”

Yuris nodded silently.

“That day was an accident. It won’t happen again.”

“I know. I know, but…… Still……”

She can’t come because she met someone she knows at the store.

So, it’s okay to enjoy illusions in this barracks full of subordinates?

‘She’s not even thinking about being caught by her subordinates.’

In fact, I knew she would want to enjoy it here, so I had already prepared everything.

Not only self-pleasure devices that are good for increasing the sensation of illusions, but also magic items that can install magic circles by tearing scrolls.

If it had been me a few days ago, this would have been an absolutely impossible on-site service, but now I could do it.

I had prepared the right equipment.

But.

‘I need to raise the price with a little push and pull.’

Besides, isn’t this the barracks of the First Imperial Order?

How difficult is it to use illusion magic without being caught among knights with sensitive senses?

“Do you really want to do it?”

“…Yes. I do.”

“Haa, then there are conditions.”

I sighed with the acting skills I had honed through several other illusions.

As if it was really difficult.

As if it shouldn’t be done.

I frowned and furrowed my brow.

At the end of a deep sigh, I slowly opened my mouth.

“First of all, I need to receive an additional fee. The cost of installing and retrieving the magic circle is considerable.”

“You don’t have to worry about that. I have plenty of money.”

“And one more thing.”

“What else do you need?”

“I need a sincere request.”

“What…?”

“You need to show your resolve. Show me how desperate you are. Show me that you desperately need a fantasy.”

“……”

Yuris’s face turned red.

Her lips twitched, and she took a deep breath.

“S-Self-pleasure alone isn’t enough. S-So… please, make me feel good.”

“I don’t feel the desperation.”

“I want to see the fantasy you give me. I couldn’t achieve it at all when I did it alone last time.”

“Shouldn’t you be a little more polite?”

In Yuris’s eyes, I was smiling with a twisted grin.

Like a vile mastermind.

“P-Please. Please… let me see a fantasy.”

From Yuris’s face, pleading with me with a tearful expression, I couldn’t feel the spirit of the goddess of victory at all.

“Alright. I’ll do it. But first, I’ll take measures to ensure that no one can approach this area.”

“Ah.”

With Yuris’s exclamation, I tore the scroll with the magic circle drawn on it.

Whoosh.

A complex magic circle unfolded in Yuris’s office.