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– Tap tap tap tap! Sizzle! Click

“Oh, damn it, came out again after poking through the toilet paper.”

Unable to sleep in the early morning, I was enjoying my happy time alone, hastily cleaning up the bodily fluids that had pierced through the toilet paper, then I placed my phone on the stand and lay down on the bed.

My life is truly boring. It feels like something spectacular should have happened.

In the context of the 21st century, I, Park Seo-jin, who falls within the range of an ordinary man, have never really engaged in anything that could be called dating. My true secret friend is only my right hand.

While my friends are gradually getting married and building happy families, I was not attracting women with pheromones but rather pushing them away with a sour atmosphere.

The words I heard from those around me were just words of encouragement, saying that with my level, even with a little effort, I could definitely capture a woman’s heart.

“But what can I do if trying doesn’t work… Geez…”

From my perspective, there was nothing I could do about it.

My friends earn good money and have beautiful wives by their side, but here I am, alone, working as a freelancer.

“Sigh… I should just read manga instead of coming here after so long…”

Having come to see the plot, I ended up reading the rest and finally checked my phone clock before falling asleep.

“2 AM… I have to go to work tomorrow by 8 in the morning…

It’s hopeless for a good night’s sleep…

Ha… I just want to live an enjoyable life…”

= = = = = =

That’s how I woke up not to a noisy alarm, but to the rustling sounds around me.

When I opened my eyes, what I saw wasn’t a ceiling surrounded by dull wallpaper, but a pretty ceiling surrounded by white marble walls.

“A strange ceiling…”

Haha, I never thought I’d actually say something like this…

But wait…?

That wasn’t my voice just now, was it?

Is this a dream? I don’t have time for this. I need to get up quickly and get ready for work…

I tried to close my eyes again to wake up from the dream…

“Huh? I’m not waking up?”

Damn, is this not a dream?

Recognizing that you’re in a dream is also called lucid dreaming, and usually, when I realize I’m lucid dreaming, I wake up immediately from the dream. But this time, that didn’t happen.

“No, does that mean this isn’t a dream?”

It was unbelievable. Whether it was because I fell asleep leaving the manga on or not, the situation I was experiencing at the moment was truly unbelievable.

“Stay calm. First, let’s assess the situation…”

As I thought this, the moment I tried to get up, I felt that something was wrong.

“Huh? There’s no strength in my legs…”

Thinking that my legs had lost strength, I raised my upper body and looked at my legs, or rather what used to be my legs.

“What… what… what… what…?!”

I no longer had human legs, but a long snake’s tail.

And what should have been my lower body was missing, replaced by the sight of a two-year-old child that even two hands couldn’t hold, clinging to my chest. Even more, I had four arms attached to my body.

“What… What is this… Ugh?!”

At that moment, a tremendous shock hit my brain, causing me to grab my head and shudder uncontrollably.

“Kkuuuhhh!!!”

The knowledge and memories of the original owner of this body were flowing into my mind.

The immense amount of information caused such agony that I tried to endure it while gritting my teeth, but in the end, I lost consciousness.

And so began my new, spectacular life in this world.