episode_0096

A pub in Seoul on a Friday night.

“Hey Mr. So, I’m in the unit~ Uh… ? There are dozens of people under me, do you understand?”

“Isn’t this the dozens of times you’ve said that?”

“Ah, this guy is so fucking drunk.”

Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon, who had been on vacation for a long time, was drinking with friends.

It was his first time drinking in several months, and Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon’s drinking volume had decreased significantly.

Thanks to this, Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon became very drunk and behaved indecently in front of his friends.

And in the end… .

“Huh? How am I in the military?”

“I got it, you idiot.”

“In the military… , I… , in the military… .”

dump.

“What, this guy has stretched out already?”

Unable to bear his drunkenness, he flopped down on the table and fell asleep.

Even though his friends thought about abandoning Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon, they helped him up to take him home.

It was because I felt sorry for my soldier friend who was on leave for the first time in a long time.

“Ugh, hold on to that shoulder. I have to take this bastard home.”

“Oh, okay, then I will pay first, so please send me the money later.”

“Okay, ah… , I can’t play all night because of this bastard. What is this? What time is it?”

“Hmm… , 11:20 p.m. I still use the bus and subway, so I don’t have to take a taxi.”

It was at that time that the friends were about to take Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon out of the bar.

Sreuk.

“… What time is it now?”

“Miss, what a surprise! What, are you awake?”

Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon, who had been sobbing and unable to control his body until just now, suddenly turned around and straightened up as soon as he heard the time.

And then… .

“That’s not the problem… , what time is it?”

“11:20. why? What’s the problem… .”

“Fuck.”

dump.

… As soon as I heard that it was exactly 11:20, I sat down in my seat, as if I had been set on fire.

When Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon, who usually had no serious demeanor, was truly disappointed and lost his mind, his friends asked with concern.

“… Hey, why? What’s going on?”

“… … Better.”

“… What?”

“… I didn’t see it. It’s at 10 o’clock.”

“… … Are you really talking about that idol audition?”

“… uh. Our Yerin… , our Yerin must see it… Uh, what should I do… , our Yerin can’t… , Wow!”

Wow.

And in the end, the friends couldn’t stand it anymore and hit Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon on the head.

“What kind of crazy bastard are you talking about? I thought something big had happened.”

“… Hmm.”

“… What are you crying?”

Naturally, his friends, who thought Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon was joking, were embarrassed when he showed tears.

Soon Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon wiped the man’s tears and spoke to his friends in a dejected voice.

“… It’s a big deal for me, you bastards… . Right now, I’m holding on to the military situation with the joy of seeing Yerin, but fuck… .”

“Wow, this crazy guy is really crying.”

“I’ve really wasted my life to have this guy as my friend.”

“Ugh… , Yerin… .”

When Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon cried out his name, one of his friends sighed and asked.

“Yerin… . Is she the girl you like the most in Naaa?”

“… Uh, Haye-rin. The prettiest girl.”

Yerin Hay.

Although he wasn’t interested in idols, I think he’d heard the name once.

It seems like I skimmed through it once while flipping through the individual shorts.

“No, how pretty is it? Are you causing this mess? Well, I really don’t understand kids who like idols this much.”

“That… , that… .”

“What?”

“Cancel that statement!!!”

After listening to his friend’s words, Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon burst into tears with a drunken face and a twisted tongue.

“Our Yerin’s appearance is like a descent from the earth, and why are you saying that? If you see Yerin properly even once, you will be like me… , kwaak.”

Wow.

Of course, before I could finish speaking, my friend hit me again.

“Please shut up, you bastard. It’s a nuisance to others.”

“No… , There are no guests other than us, so what… .”

“Just shut up. Because it’s so fucking embarrassing.”

“Ugh… , fuck. You should also join the military. The only real pleasure in life is being an idol. So yes.”

“The military made a kid who was already an idiot incapable of being saved.”

It was a time when my friend and Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon were arguing.

“Hey, but I think you’re still feeling better?”

“… What?”

Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon turned his head with incredible speed at what another friend said.

“… What does that mean?”

“When I searched it now, it said that there was a lot of content today, so it was added. They said it would air until midnight, so it’s obviously still on… .”

“Boss! Boss!!!”

As soon as Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon heard those words, he turned around and ran in front of the TV.

In front of the TV, the owner of a bar was watching a natural program, sighing because there were so few customers even though it was Friday.

“Boss! I’m going to take away a fried chicken, so give me the remote control right now!”

“Huh? Ah, uh… . Yes, here.”

As soon as Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon took ownership of the 16,000 won remote control, he immediately changed the channel to Nnet.

and…

[Now then, let’s start the ‘Ha Ye-rin Team’ stage!]

… Miraculously, we were able to arrive before Ha Ye-rin’s team’s stage.

“Wow! Fuck! sex! Oh my god, this is happening!”

“I feel really sick.”

“ Wow, I’m really fucking looking forward to it! What song should Yerin sing? hmm? Is it a Tailrose song again?”

by Tailrose.

It was clearly a song with a cheerleader concept. Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon immediately imagined Ha Ye-rin dressed as a cheerleader.

… Just imagining it made me happy.

however… .

“… Huh?”

When the stage lights turned on, what greeted Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon was… .

Upright.

Lightly.

It was a black cat, Ha Ye-rin, wearing cat ears, a cat tail, and a cat whisker, as well as black stockings and black pants.

“… … .”

Excited.

Ha Ye-rin, with her cheerleader concept, would definitely have suited her well.

But Ha Ye-rin as she looks now… .

“Ugh… Yes, Yerin… , Go, Goyang… Wow… ! Oh… ! Ugh… ! Huh… , heo… , wapa… Wow… Wow… ! Come and go… , ugh… !”

“… This bastard eventually lost human language!”

It was extremely violent for a soldier who had been in service for 1 year and 5 months.

In the end, Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon, whose heart was assaulted by Nyang Ye-rin, collapsed on the spot, clutching his chest.

“… I’m really doing this, I’m saying this.”

His friend looked at him pitifully and then turned his attention to Ha Ye-rin on TV.

‘… It’s definitely pretty.’

… No, to be honest, it wasn’t just pretty.

Ha Ye-rin, dressed as a cat, was the prettiest woman he had ever seen.

but… .

‘Isn’t it natural for idols to be pretty?’

They have their own world.

My friend, who was somewhat pessimistic, thought that the images of idols on TV were from another parallel universe.

He wouldn’t date someone like that anyway… no? Because we won’t even be able to meet.

The feelings of Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon, who likes such idols so much that they are nothing more than mirages… , he didn’t understand at all.

The stage started at the same time as the friend looked at Ha Ye-rin negatively.

-Same expression every day

-You’re like a robot.

-Although I always say it’s okay

-You don’t look okay.

‘Oh this… .’

It was a song my friend had also heard.

Because it was a very hit song by Tailrose.

Ha Ye-rin’s team retained the bright atmosphere of the original song.

If there is anything different from the existing Tailrose stage… .

Unlike Tailrose, where all members continued to perform on stage while smiling, Haye-rin, the leader of Team Hae-rin, had a cold expression throughout.

Of course, that didn’t mean it didn’t fit.

Rather, as he performed alone with a cold expression, attention was drawn to that direction and at the same time, it reminded me of the image of a haughty cat.

-What can I do for you?

-Cheer up The show prepared for you

Even when my non-Korean friend saw Ha Ye-rin’s dance, there was something different about it.

Something more… , It feels like it captures the hearts of those who see it.

furthermore… .

Softly, softly.

“Ears, cute… . Tsk.”

Every time he danced, the wagging tail kept tickling his chest.

My friend said it was cute without realizing it, but then covered his mouth.

The stage continued with my friend covering his mouth.

-We are here to give you strength.

-No matter who bothers you outside

-There are us inside who only look at you~

‘oh… , he sings well… . Main vocal… , Is that it?’

He was impressed for a moment after hearing Seo Yu-jin’s vocals.

Unlike Ha Ye-rin, who dressed up as a black cat, Seo Yu-jin was dressed up as a white cat.

It’s not as good as Haye-rin, but… , He felt his heart pounding even when he saw Seo Yu-jin.

-We are always by your side~

Next comes Park Yoo-jung’s dance break.

Unlike the cats Ha Ye-rin and Seo Yu-jin, she dressed up as a golden retriever and showed him a different charm.

fluttering.

Park Yoo-jung, who had floppy ears instead of upright cat ears, fluttered her ears while performing an energetic dance.

And the group chorus unfolds with such focused attention.

-Always have strength

-We are always by your side~

Participants with diverse charms harmonized and created synergy.

But the one that stands out the most among them is Ha Ye-rin.

‘… ah.’

At that moment, my friend felt like he could understand why Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon liked Ha Ye-rin so much.

Haye-rin is definitely different.

If you ask what’s different… .

Those prickly cat ears.

It’s cold, but a small smile blooms from time to time.

That cat’s whiskers match perfectly with his white and small face.

Her dance moves are as bewitching and flexible as a real cat.

and… .

Softly, softly.

That tail that seems to make you wish nothing more if you touch it even once… !

… It was so fascinating.

It was so desirable.

… No, the vulgar words of being desirable do not suit her.

‘So… , so… , fuck… ! I have no words to express it… !’

He was thinking so pitifully of Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon, and before he knew it, he was looking at the screen without realizing it.

And when I came to my senses… .

[Waaa-!!!]

[Ha Ye-rin-!!!!]

[Encore!!!!!]

‘… ‘What, is it over already?’

The stage had already ended and all members were in their ending poses.

Faaat.

So the stage goes dark… .

‘Ah, why does it end so quickly… , Oh no, come to your senses.’

He felt disappointed that the stage was over, but soon came to his senses.

… I was almost in big trouble.

I almost lost my temper… .

“Ha… , Yerin’s performance this time was amazing… .”

Like Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon sitting over there, I almost crossed the border and became a pathetic guy who only fantasized about being an idol.

“Hey, right? Our Yerin is crazy, right?”

“No, what… , well… .”

That was the time when he was praising himself for withstanding the onslaught.

Faaat.

“… Hmm?”

Suddenly, the stage lights on the screen turned on again… .

[Ha Ye-rin (Brother Planning): Ah… , that… .]

Ha Ye-rin, who was returning to the backstage, returned to the stage with a hesitant attitude.

“En? What is it?”

“… … .”

Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon and his friend immediately focused on the screen when Ha Ye-rin appeared again.

[Ha Ye-rin (Brother Planning): I have something to say… , ugh… , I can’t… .]

[Park Yoo-jeong (Levi): Where is that, sister! If you lose at rock-paper-scissors, play quickly!]

[Seo Yu-jin (SAV): I want to see what my sister does quickly!]

I think I came out for a moment feeling like I was being punished for losing at rock-paper-scissors… .

‘what?’

Ha Ye-rin blushed and stamped her feet as if she couldn’t do anything, but soon made up her mind to the complaints of her teammates… .

Sigh.

I put both my fists to my cheeks and shouted.

[Ha Ye-rin (Brother Planning): Woo, please vote for our team… , Nyang.]

“… … .”

“… … .”

For a moment the world stopped.

and… , When the stopped time passes again… .

[Kyaa Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah-ah-!!!!]

[Wowaaa-!!!]

“Wow… , shit, fuck… Okay… Wow… ! Ugh… !”

“Mr. Hou… Wow… , Wow… ! Ahhh… !!”

“Students got packaged fried food… , what, why are you like this… !”

He was shouting with Sergeant Yoo Chang-seon and the audience on TV.