episode_0059

Even though the romantic comedy genre features numerous female characters and creates various characters to respect diverse tastes, this seemed to be going too far.

In addition, wouldn’t a character who immediately tries to say ‘Hey, are you going to kill me?’ upon first meeting a character that is difficult to find no matter which worldview you search for?

Of course, someone with unique tastes might be caught up in that, but the woman in front of me looked like a very dangerous person even at first glance. If Johnson had followed that woman without thinking, he might have lost several of his organs and ended up in a nearby trash heap.

Of course, even if the thing at the end was really Yasu, I didn’t want to follow it. Because randomly combining genitals without establishing a relationship or affinity was not something I preferred.

Although men are Johnson’s slaves, they still have their own romance and love. A man is a creature who always lives with innocence in a corner of his heart… If you trample on my innocence like this, then I too will become a gangster!

“Wow, look at that butt. I’m going to fuck you really well, you.”

“Is this really crazy?”

A rough hand approaches my butt without any hesitation. She quickly knocked it out with animal-like reaction speed, but the woman’s eyes still showed no signs of fading.

It feels like seeing a female beast in the wild rather than a person. The lioness, who seemed to have no intention of letting go of her prey, soon began to suggest conditions, scratching her head as if she was being generous.

“Ah, you’re really being picky. I can’t do it in the first place, but I’ll make it special for you to no-contact.”

“No, I’m not doing it?”

“Do you really want to do this? Opportunities like this are rare?”

“It’s not often that you get a chance to get hit on with all your might by a man, right?”

I growled sincerely and clenched my fists, and only then did the tattooed girl step back little by little. But something about his expression looked a little strange. I felt like eyes were strangely looking behind me.

Now that I think about it, I finally started to see the air around me that I couldn’t feel because I was concentrating on the tattooed girl. To put it into words, it should be said that the air particles were crushed and appeared black.

Seeing the change in air current, I turned my attention to the source of the disturbance in the atmosphere of the area, and to my surprise, there was only a girl standing there who was so familiar that I could now catch my eye.

“….Park Ha-eun?”

The bright deer-like eyes were everywhere, and the pure yandere gaze, with 99% of its life gone, was staring at me. No, to be more precise, I should say that I was looking at the tattooed girl who was hesitating next to me.

Seeing this, the woman with tattoos began to sweat profusely, and then quickly ran away to the next car as if she had seen a ghost. I thought he would at least utter a typical villain line like “see you later” when he ran away, but seeing as he didn’t even do that, he must have been in that much of a hurry.

“Hello, Jiuna~”

As the woman with tattoos disappeared, it was Park Ha-eun who quickly ran up to me and grabbed my arm. I was impressed by the innocent look in his eyes, as if I had never seen him like that before, and I wondered if it was his friend’s duty to seriously recommend psychiatric treatment.

“Are you doing that on purpose?”

“Woong? Mo?”

“…No.”

In fact, it wasn’t that important whether Park Ha-eun was hiding her identity on purpose or had a double personality. What’s important is that the main heroine’s power is enormous, and what’s even scarier is that you can’t even predict what kind of ending you will face if you go against this person’s wishes.

If we were going to remain friends anyway, maintaining an appropriate distance was important. There is no need to look into the abyss so that the abyss can look into me. I didn’t want to sign up for marriage with this person, but I thought the most appropriate response would be to live naturally, saying that good things are good things.

“I’ve felt this for a long time, but Jiwoon, you’ve really changed a lot. If it were like before, I would have followed right away!”

“So, you don’t like it?”

“No, Jo! I really, really like Jiwoon’s transformation!!”

As she did this, she began to hold my arm tightly, but I couldn’t even spit out a bitter comment. How could I pursue a rational conversation with her cuteness that exceeded the lethal limit, and at the same time, her violent chest flaunting her presence?

Thanks to this, I had to memorize the Heart Sutra once again. In this case, Geumtaeyang, the world’s first person to enter Buddhism, might have been born. No matter where you look in the world, you won’t find a Geumtaeyang who pursues the truth, so wouldn’t it be okay to give it a try for the first title?

“Uh, uh, don’t stand still.”

“Huh? Are you talking about me, Jiwoo?”

“No, not you.”

“?”

I guess that path is too difficult for me.

* * *

The reason I asked Park Ha-eun to meet her on Saturday was to make a promise to Hong Seol.

Lately, it felt a bit dangerous to be alone with Hong Seol. Maybe it was because I unintentionally gained the favor of the leader, even if it wasn’t affection, but I felt like a lot of the brakes on my behavior had disappeared these days.

As it happened, Park Ha-eun’s grades weren’t as good as mine, but she was crawling along the floor, so I asked Hong Seol for a separate request, and she gave me a lukewarm response, but she accepted.

However, he kept complaining that he only wanted to see me alone, so it took a year for him to let it go. I wondered when talking with friends became such an exhausting experience. Am I the problem, or are these women the problem?

“Wow, Hong Seol is really pretty… I’m jealous…”

“……..”

“She’s really, really pretty, right?”

“……..”

This is exercising your right to remain silent, Park Ha-eun. If you’re going to ask with such lifeless eyes, what answer should I give you?

Of course, there was a separate answer key, and I knew the answer. However, as a self-proclaimed fair-minded Solomon who does not approach anyone in a biased way, I had no choice but to ignore the answer sheet and exercise my right to remain silent.

This was the completion of a world where no one was hurt. You too, watch and learn. A classic example of a man with such great responsibility, whose world view depends on a single word.

“I thought it came pretty quickly, but that person is already waiting. It was like that last time too.”

“Last time… When Hong Seol was sick and I took her to the hospital?”

“Uh. At that time, they said they had been waiting for an hour. The weather was nice so I wanted to read a book outside or something.”

“Ah, ahahaha…”

This time, Park Ha-eun also looked a little tired. If an ordinary woman said something like that, she would get a lot of criticism because she was a person of interest, but unfortunately, the opponent was Hong Seol. That woman was truly a woman who could have such thoughts, so she was the strongest opponent for whom tackling would not work in the first place.

“Really… I think he’s a profound senior… Isn’t he Ji-woo?”

“He’s not a profound person, he’s just a strange person.”

“If you’re going to gossip, can you speak quietly? You can hear it all.”

“I told you to listen, senior.”

As we got close to Hongseol and started talking as if to listen, our leader closed his book and put his glasses back into the eco bag. Although he has faded a lot compared to the beginning of the play, his image of being intelligent and picky still remains, as in the end, he remains the leader.

“You’re not sick today, right?”

“I’m completely fine. Are you worried about me, junior?”

“It’s not that I’m worried, it’s that I remember what happened last time. I’m afraid I’ll have to carry my senior and go to the hospital again.”

“ugh. I didn’t see it that way, but it seems like my junior had a quite considerate personality. There is no need to worry even if you suddenly get sick.”

“If I do this again, I’m really going to leave you on the street. What are you talking about?”

It was Hongseol who interpreted my words however he wanted. I wonder if there’s some strange filter in my ears, and I’m wondering if I’m being thoughtful or considerate, but you’re just asking? I hope you don’t further aggravate misunderstandings about me.

“Did you do it today?”

“…What?”

“How many more times can you pretend not to know that I ask you questions like this?”

“Ah, cigarettes.”

As for smoking, as I said before, I was careful not to smoke on days when I had an appointment. As I developed a close relationship with Hong Seol, there was no longer a strong response like before, telling me to quit smoking.

‘But I guess it’s a matter of courtesy in its own way.’

If you cut open your stomach without knowing that consideration is consideration, the aftereffects would hit you like Dooly crying out for Hoi. Favors are something you have to be good at when giving, but if you keep trying to overcome the wall based on that, there will only be an end in the end.

Of course, the biggest thing was that I didn’t want to let these beautiful girls smell like cigarettes. This is probably the only consideration I can give to you, having lived with my lungs abused by second-hand smoke from pot-bellied, balding men.

So, please avoid the juvenile detention ending, our pretty girls.

“large. It definitely doesn’t smell right?”

“Why are you sticking your nose in so naturally, senior?”

“Once or twice? Isn’t it time to just move on?”

“How can I just ignore this? We are not some kind of puppy.”

Sure enough, it was Hong Seol who stuck his nose into my chest and started sniffing me under the pretext of being a prosecutor. For some reason, it seems like the frequency has become more frequent recently. I don’t know when the two of us are together, but can’t we just restrain ourselves when Park Ha-eun is around?

By now, Park Ha-eun must be looking at me with dead eyes.

“….Hmm?”

With that in mind, I looked at Ha-eun Park, and surprisingly, she was clearly observing our actions without thinking much. The liveliness of the pupils was normal, and there was no apparent movement to stop them.

Maybe he’s shy because his opponent is Hong Seol? That being said, I just chased away the tattooed girl I met a little while ago with just a look.

As I thought about the answer for a moment, Park Ha-eun came up to us and began to smile and open her mouth to Hong-seol. Surprisingly, ‘while laughing’.

“Jiwoon smells really good, right, senior? I’m in charge of it all the time too, right?”

“Huh? Every day…?”

“Yes, every day! Because we’re in the same class! Heehee..”

Park Ha-eun held Hong Seol’s hand and continued the conversation, as if they had shared the same interests.

He was talking about how my harvesting was, and that my back felt good because it was hard when I touched it. As I listened to it, it was such a strange feeling.

“Uh, umm.. I see…”

“Yes, senior! So, I understand how you feel! I’m so happy that there’s finally someone who understands Jiwoon!”

It was Park Ha-eun, holding Hong Seol’s hands and shaking them up and down. Hongseol was embarrassed and gave me an expression like, ‘What’s wrong with him?’, but there was nothing I could do.

Apparently, Park Ha-eun liked Hong Seol from the beginning, and her liking for her may have skyrocketed after seeing her treat her well(?), even towards me.

When he said Hongseol was pretty a little while ago, he may have meant it literally, rather than to hear the answer that he was prettier. It might be something like, ‘That girl is pretty, I want to get to know her,’ which is typical for women.

“I think we can become friends, senior! Ah, no.. umm… Can I call you sister!?”

“Uh, uh…! Well, that’s right…”

“Yes, Hongseol! Hehehe…”

It seemed like Hongseol had met a pretty powerful enemy.