episode_0047

“Puhak.. I will never join the swimming club. I drank a lot of water, really…”

“You said you were caught by the manager? The members who look after us are all in regular swimsuits, right?”

“But you saw the manager’s bikini. Have a drink.”

“One drink is damn good. I’m so full after drinking pool water, there’s no room for a drink, you idiot.”

Male students complaining and rushing to change clothes. From what I heard, it seems like all the other members except the manager were wearing regular swimsuits. It seems like I was completely caught up in a cover scam.

“Ugh.. Sipal…”

And since it was the same for me too, I couldn’t help but sigh with the same emotions as them. Even though my goal was to join a college student club, deep down I was also looking for a club that I could fit into.

Honestly, it’s not easy to be in the top 50% of this prestigious high school, but there’s a place where female seniors in bikinis greet me every time after school? Of course I can’t stand that. I couldn’t bear it… Now it had become a meaningless family and was just being crushed like an empty shell.

“Ha, oh my. Also, there are more flowers in my flower bed.”

“What are you again? I’m not curious, so go away.”

“Listen, Mr. Yellow. While I was taking swimming lessons, three seniors had already given me their numbers…”

“Oh, fuck. I’m not curious!!”

It was Yoon Dong-gun who dared to come up to me and brag about it. Also, what is Mr. Yellow? If you thought about it after seeing my hair color, you really should be thankful 30 times a day to your parents for giving you a good-looking child.

We shook off Yoon Dong-gun who was clinging to us and started moving to the next club. I went swimming and took a shower at the same time, so I was feeling soft and dry, so I was really looking forward to what kind of exercise I could do to make me sweat again.

..should I just say it hurts? If I take advantage of my soft body condition and the fatigue after swimming, I think three hours of sleep will be the norm.

“Teacher.”

“Yes, Ji-woon!”

“….No.”

“?”

Of course, my homeroom teacher was Choi Da-in, so it was a bit difficult to lie. He is a person who gives infinite love and trust to Lee Ji-woon, but wouldn’t it be unfair to bluff him just to skip the club experience?

It would have been better if we had a reasonable distance from each other, but he was so nice to me and had a kind heart, so it was difficult to fool him. Yeah, well… I can’t believe how difficult it is to just experience it. I think I should at least try to get along with Choi Da-in appropriately.

“Hello!! This is Ahn Seong-hwan, the captain of the volleyball team!!!”

As soon as I could think about it, it was the captain of the volleyball team who made me give up my thoughts. A man with a sturdy physique and a lively appearance. Seonghwan Ahn, a third-year student so energetic that he is breaking through the atmosphere, has begun to show his passion for volleyball to everyone in our class, to the point where it feels burdensome.

Not only did they explain the history of volleyball, but they also explained things in magazine style that I wasn’t curious about or advanced techniques that didn’t even enter my head. I looked around and it didn’t seem like there was a single person listening to them.

“Okay, then! From now on, we will separate men and women into basic experiential activities!! Girls, please go over there, guys, please follow me!!!”

The captain of the volleyball team, whose brain is all about volleyball, suggested spikes to teach us the joy of volleyball.

They were told that if they threw a toss, they were to hit the opponent’s court with all their might, but if they tried to do it without having learned anything, they would either miss the ball or show awkward movements.

“Oh, nice!!”

“The left hand only supports.”

Still, our protagonist showed off cool spikes even without learning them, perhaps thanks to the buff. But is that line the one used when playing volleyball? I don’t think so.

“Now, next… Oh! Student Lee Ji-woon!”

“…Do I know?”

“Of course! Isn’t he famous in many ways? I personally have high expectations for you!”

It’s not enough to find out, so the expectations are high. I have no intention of satisfying that at all.

Anyway, the volleyball team captain’s toss has begun. I don’t know what kind of fun I was supposed to have here, but all I had to do was just get over it and go back to the back seat.

Yeah, roughly.

Baaagh!!!!

“Oooot!!! Easy wooun!! What on earth are you!!!!”

“Boo, I definitely hit it roughly…?”

It was a rough swing with my shoulders relaxed, but surprisingly, the volleyball went perfectly into the opponent’s court line. If that wasn’t enough, the speed was so fast that the members standing on the opposing court couldn’t even react.

The members just looked at each other with bewildered faces, and I had to listen directly to the voice of the volleyball team leader, who was passionately spitting and praising me next to me.

“You are a talented person!!! If we have you, we will definitely win the next sports competition…!!!”

“Oh, I won’t. I won’t do it.”

“Don’t do that, think about it!! What a great honor it is to be able to stand on the court with these great seniors!! I’m sure you’ll be happy too! No, I will definitely make you happy!!!”

The captain of the volleyball team was so mad that he was holding on to my gym uniform. As if that wasn’t enough, the members who were trying to catch my spikes also started to join in, but the smell of sweat from those guys was enough to make me lose my senses.

“Siippaal….!! Let go of this…!!!”

“I can’t let go!! You are on the volleyball team!! You must definitely join the volleyball team!!!”

“I’m not going in, you crazy bastards!! teacher!!! Please save me!! Quickly!!!”

I was barely able to avoid the crisis by calling Teacher Choi Da-in, who happened to be passing by. No matter how powerful Geumtaeyang Lee Ji-woon was, it was difficult for him to overcome the 15 energetic students on the sports team.

The guys on the sports team are this good, but how good are the PC Avengers at the juvenile detention center? It was a moment when the thought crossed my mind that the direct train to the juvenile detention center should never be opened.

“Are you okay, Ji-woon?”

“Huh… Huh… I never thought they would suddenly rush at me with such crazy momentum…”

“The club leaders are always keen on recruiting talent… To be honest, Jiwoon, you are a bad rumor at school… But even taking that into account, the captains are willing to recruit you if they feel necessary..◦ #◦

So, it was said that even an Easy-level person with a broken personality would get a free pass as long as he had talent. That’s why Hwang Min-ji, who was the head of the swimming team, approached me, and the head of the volleyball team, whose name I don’t even remember, had no choice but to do that.

Suddenly, I started getting goosebumps. Doesn’t it seem like there are plenty of clubs that will covet Lee Ji-woon in the future? It would be nice if I could find a dream club like the bikini swimming club there, but the possibility of that happening was close to zero, so it was meaningless.

Should we hide our power from now on? Although I felt a great regret about not being able to do the Cider Pass, I still felt like I had no choice but to walk the path of Himsumjjin in order to avoid the unpleasant feelings of the men.

“..You look a little tired, Jiwoon??”

“…That happened.”

“Where does it hurt..? Shall I take you to the health room?”

“No, it’s all better.”

“?”

After receiving two consecutive hits from Park Ha-eun’s bright eyes and temptation in the health room, my HP naturally recovered. The debuffs on my body disappeared like a wash of snow, making me wonder if it was the second coming of the Virgin Mary.

Okay, so I guess my body is feeling better now… All that was left was to avoid being recruited by the club in a strong mode. I don’t have enough conscience to tell you to take care of your body, so if you pretend to move appropriately and adjust roughly, you may be able to avoid being recruited.

Well, come. Where is the next club!?

“This is a health club. There’s no need for it, just take off the yellow head in the back.”

“….I suddenly feel unwell so I’ll stop now.”

“Catch it!! Lee Ji-woon, catch that guy!!!”

Strangely enough, the next club was the health club. I heard that it was actually called a bodybuilding club, but that wasn’t important and taking care of my body was more important at this point.

I never thought that the place I entered as soon as I declared that I was going to be strong was a health club. Because I can’t hide my good health, I have no choice but to be chased by lumpy lumps.

“My shoulders and back feel great! How do you get a routine!?”

“What kind of protein do you mainly eat!!? chicken breast!? Or, whey protein!!?”

“You have exactly the skin tone I want! Call the name of the tanning shovel you go to!!”

“ Judging by the growth of the upper muscles and slim waistline, he is a talent who can stand on the physique stage!! You must definitely catch it!!!”

“Crazy bastards…!!”

They were chunks that easily followed a topic that was too busy just saying what it had to say. He has a body type that is commonly called a muscular pig, but I didn’t know why he was so good at jumping.

“Hey, guys…! You can’t do that! Well, I have to say it in words…!!”

“Ugh… Uh, what should I do…!!”

This time, teacher Choi Da-in wasn’t much help either. Park Ha-eun wasn’t helpful from the beginning, so the only thing left was a lonely fight with only me.

You must never lose. Even if it means using your fists, you must get out of this sweaty space…

“Stop, you bastards!!!!!”

A bright voice that instantly resonates throughout the gym. At the sound of someone’s voice, all the lumps stopped moving, and the person who dug through them and popped out was a woman with a solid but slim body.

Of course, being slim doesn’t mean you’re really skinny. It only looked like it was stuck between the lumps, but it looked like it had a body that could crush most men.

“Are you Lee Ji-woon?”

“What… but?”

“Um, is it okay if I touch you for a moment?”

I frowned at the strange request, which was the exact opposite of my polite face. The woman who appeared to be a senior seemed to be aware of my expression, and cleared her throat a few times before continuing.

“I am Kang Da-hyun, a third-year student and vice leader of the bodybuilding club. It may be rude at first meeting, but I didn’t say it with any strange thoughts in mind, so please don’t misunderstand. Just to check on my body.”

“It’s just rude. I don’t particularly want to be confirmed.”

“You seem upset. I will apologize on behalf of the members for being rude. Even though they are all rough, they are gentle kids on the inside. Everyone was just excited because they heard that there was a kid with a really good body among the freshmen.”

Why on earth are you getting excited there? I don’t understand that.

Anyway, in fact, as someone who has worked out in the gym, I did not completely understand the question of whether it was okay to touch my body. People who exercise often do that.

Of course, I wasn’t the one to touch it. I didn’t want to do that because it felt like I was somehow gay.

“It’s okay if it’s on the arm side.”

“Thank you. That’s enough.”

“…is that enough?”

As I was questioning Vice President Kang Da-hyeon’s words, I felt a powerful force in her hand that was slowly wrapping around my arm. Just when she sensed something was wrong, Kang Da-hyeon, who had already fallen into madness like the rest of the team, began to scream.

“Gotcha!!! Everyone attack!! Attack me!!!!”

“What the fuck, did you catch it!!?”

“Kyahahaha!! There is nothing that makes your mouth water like a new member…!! You can’t walk home today! Because.. today is lower body day!!!”

While Dahyun Kang was tying me up with her crazy strength, lumps began to attack me one by one. I had no choice but to reach out to Choi Da-in and Park Ha-eun from my position on the bottom bun of the hamburger. With deer-like eyes, pitifully.

“Save me…save me…”

“The guy helping me does 100 sets of squats! If there is anyone who needs to stop me, come out!!!!”

Kang Da-hyun, the vice-president whose eyes had already rolled over, roared at our class like a lion. Of course, there was no crazier person who could stand against that madness, so Park Ha-eun and Choi Da-in, who tried to approach me, had no choice but to retreat back.

“Shall we go now.. Ha-eun…?”

“Yes..? Uh… Hmm.. Yes, yes….”

“No… go… don’t go… please save me…! Save people!!!”

I watched the two women walking away, only to be forcibly transported to the squat rack. A barbell that cools my midriff. Disc that is inserted. Dozens of eyes looking at my lower body as if they were trampling on me.

“Wake up, Lee Jiwooun!!!! It is overcome with mental strength!!! I’m out of my mind!!!!”

….I want to die. Sipal.