episode_0040

I previously introduced the top 3 embarrassing situations. It was roughly a collection of relationships that became awkward when a bad scene appeared, but now there was a need to correct that.

No matter how awkward those situations may be, they will be a much better situation than me opening up about drinking in front of a friend of the opposite sex.

Even more so when their bodies are touching each other.

“……..”

“……..”

No matter how much Lee Ye-ji said she had no experience with men, it made no sense for her to be unaware of this situation at the age of a high school girl. That kind of thing comes from the idiotic or innocent brain character in Miyeonsi’s world… Hmm, but now that I think about it, Miyeonsi is right here.

Anyway… Yeji Lee began to slowly distance herself from me, and with a red face that looked like it was about to burst, she returned to her seat where the pillow was placed.

In the meantime, he was putting his hand on his stomach where my johnson was touching, and I was even more scared of this situation because I didn’t know what his intention was.

[good!? Okay, bitch??]

[Ah, ah, ah! It feels so good… I want you to fuck me harder…! hurry! Faster!!!]

Beep-

As the silent clamor continued, the sound of a man and a woman running without knowing the end pierced my ears. I was so frantic that I felt like I was going to get dizzy, so I just turned off the TV.

Eventually, it was a distant silence that stood by our side. Yeji Lee looked at me while covering herself with a blanket, and when our eyes met, she repeatedly looked away.

In my experience, I had something to say about this, but I couldn’t bring it out and kept it buried near Mokul University.

To be honest, I wasn’t really interested in what Yeji Lee would say. What I meant was that I didn’t want to know exactly. Since you never know what kind of bombshell statement might come out, wouldn’t it be better not to know?

“…So I said just a moment.”

So I just hit the player. Honestly, I understand that Yeji Lee is embarrassed, but that doesn’t mean I’m not embarrassed either.

It was an accident that happened unintentionally, and Lee Ye-ji was more at fault. Honestly, what would happen if you pressed an adolescent boy with such a violent body? I can’t stand this even if Buddha comes. I can’t stand this~

“And I won’t do anything, so don’t be scared.”

“Jjo, tight…! Nu, nu, someone said they were scared!!”

“I’m so scared that I’m stuttering right now. It’s just, well… it’s a natural phenomenon, so you don’t have to think about it that deeply. It was an accident, an accident.”

First of all, the most important thing was to calm down our mother, Geumtaeyang. If I tell him to calm down, won’t he do anything I say or do?

But strangely, Yeji Lee’s eyes began to slowly become sharper. what? What did I say wrong? I just said it was nothing but a natural phenomenon.

“….It was nothing?”

“Yes. Usually, when something touches this area, force is applied unintentionally…”

“So, it wouldn’t have mattered if it was another woman and not me?”

wait for a sec. This is Lang Yeji. Ye-ji Lee, who suddenly began to shift gears, was quickly looking at not only the second stage transformation, but also the third stage transformation. I’ve never seen an aura this ferocious before, except when I was involved with Hongseol.

“No… Why are you suddenly tackling me from a strange place…”

“Say it straight. Could it be just any woman? Even if it wasn’t me, it didn’t matter??”

Before I knew it, she was on the verge of tears. I was just trying to calm Yeji Lee down from her embarrassment, but a sudden hearing was held at an unexpected time.

I felt like my mind was going blank due to Yeji Lee’s question, which I didn’t even know the English meaning of. I wonder if my mind can’t keep up with the situation. I had no idea what emotions and thoughts were coming from those words, but my actions were already decided.

Just my sincerity. What I felt. I’m just expressing what I’ve seen so far as it is.

“Phew… Okay, since I’m already talking about it, I’ll just tell you everything.”

“Ugh…! okay! Tell me everything! Tell me everything!!!”

“You’re so damn pretty.”

“……!!!?”

Ye-ji Lee was shocked and shook her shoulders at one unexpected word. Of course, I had no intention of understanding her feelings.

Now I’m in Kumka Cola mode. With the same attitude that challenged Hong Seol’s older sister, Hong Yoon-ah, to a rap battle. And Eminem’s soul stood in front of Yeji Lee as it did when it descended on the East. At this level, it could be seen as a vehicle that started too quickly and could not be recalled.

“Where is that? Even when she wears pajamas, she has a nice body shape, and the tanning she does on top of that is enough to drive men crazy. And although he looks very harsh on the outside, once you get to know him, he treats you really well and takes care of everything for you.”

“…Ugh…. Ugh…!?”

“He is so good to others that he stayed next to a guy like me for over 3 years, and even went to great lengths for two days to make chocolate for such an ugly guy. Then my hand got hurt and I caught a cold, but he was considerate and told me not to come, saying that he was sick and that I would catch the cold.”

“That, that, that…!!”

“You are a really good girl. She is such a pretty and lovely girl that many men have their eyes on her. You just get less attention from boys because you’re next to me, but you’re just as good as Park Ha-eun or Hong Seol…”

“Huhhh…!! Why are you doing this all of a sudden!!!”

Yeji Lee was covered in a blanket all the way to her head and was screaming loudly due to a lethal dose of shame. There seems to be a mountain of things I haven’t said yet, but I think if I say more, our Mr. Geum Taeyang will explode, so I decided to leave it at this and get to the point.

“So, I hope you take good care of your body. Don’t just cling to a guy because it makes you feel good, and don’t just casually put your arms around him or climb on top of him like you did just because you’re his friend. The girl is so careless, so what are you going to do later?”

“Profit… Well, that…!”

“If an attractive girl like you hooks up with her, the guy is bound to misunderstand and think of her in a strange way? So are you going to go ahead and say it was nothing? And what if something happens? Can you protect yourself?”

“……..”

“He tolerates me because it’s me. Will it be like this even if I find another boyfriend later? Jumping on a man’s body just for fun, begging him to give him a bite to eat while he’s eating. It might be okay if it were another woman, but if you do that, the man won’t misunderstand…”

“..because..is..”

“……Huh?”

A voice muttering quietly from under the blanket. I couldn’t really understand what she was saying, so when I approached Yeji Lee, she started whispering very quietly in my ear.

“That… It’s all because of you.”

“……..”

“..I’m not that crazy of a girl. I don’t fall in love with just any guy, and I don’t make fun of anyone like that. Because it’s all you…! It’s all because you’ve been together for a long time. Lee Ji-woon, this clueless idiot and pervert!!!”

“Aaaaa!!”

Lang Yeji immediately threw the blanket she was covering at me and started punching me mercilessly. Strangely, it felt like three times more pain than usual. Even when using Tekkai, the pain was at a level that penetrated through it, which was more powerful than a fairly skilled trainer.

“Jo… take it easy…!”

“Without even knowing my own feelings!! There’s no such thing as a clue!! It’s really annoying!!!”

“I can’t hear you clearly!! No, whatever it was, it was all my fault!!!”

“More correct! Get hit first!!!!”

Is this what it felt like to be beaten like a dog on a dog’s day?

The first time I was hit by a mat, I almost lost my mind.

* * *

“Even if you got hit, shouldn’t you have let me take a breather?”

“Keuung… Mi, Miaan….”

“I thought I could die from being hit, but I didn’t know that I would live and almost die from lack of oxygen. I went for a walk with the Grim Reaper all the way to Samdocheon, came to my senses, made a U-turn, and barely came back alive??”

“I’m sorry….”

“Ugh, what can I say? It’s already passed.”

When the 10-minute mat rolling was over, what broke the silence was the growling sound of Yeji Lee’s stomach.

It seems that Lee Ye-ji’s immune cells have already suffered from a cold, and our Mr. Geum Tae-yang, who completely digested two porridges, was once again showing off his hunger. In fact, there was a behind-the-scenes story where I barely held back because I thought I would really die if I tried to make fun of it again.

So what are you doing now? It was I who became the chef and was creating the meal that would be put into Yeji Lee’s stomachs.

I don’t think anyone will wonder why I bother to cook the food. If I leave it to that woman, wouldn’t there be a high chance that I won’t be able to cook a decent meal even if I stay up all night?

“My.. smells good…”

“ told me to leave it to my brother. I’m better at these things than I thought.”

“So…? I remember originally doing this wrong.”

“I learned something from time to time. As I continued to live alone, I was forced to learn things.”

Perhaps it was because Lee Ji-woon was also not good at cooking, but Lee Ye-ji looked at him as if he was very surprised. Of course, I could have easily overlooked this. If they were going to doubt it in the first place, they would have doubted it from the moment I changed, so there was no way they would tackle me over just a dish.

“Kimchi fried rice with fried egg. Completed.”

“Wow…! My mouth is watering!”

“I gave you 3 fried eggs. And you have two.”

“Profit…! Why do I have two!!”

“Because I made it. If you want it, make it yourself.”

“I will eat well…”

By taking the initiative in cooking, I was able to escape from Nyan Yeji’s control again. Now the awkward atmosphere seemed to have cleared up. If I forget about the past when my sausage showed off its power with all its might, and go back to being pure friends between men and women…

“But when I thought about it, I didn’t hear the answer.”

“Huh? What?”

“…Whether it wouldn’t have mattered if it wasn’t me.”

Here was a complacent person who thought:

Looking at Yeji Lee’s expression, it seemed like she had no intention of taking this lightly either. It felt like we had found a solution to the previously shared comments about Coca-Cola as we shared them without shame, but the actual story of the accident still remained an unsolved case.

“Um.”

I stared at our golden sun who had spoken. Yeji Lee blushed for a moment at that gaze, but did not take her eyes off me. There must be an answer you want. Of course, I had no intention of answering that question.

However.

“Of course, it must have been because of you.”

Having no intention of responding to an answer and conveying the truth were clearly two different realms. In fact, even if I got on top of any woman, there was no way my Johnson would react to it. Because I came in contact with a woman as attractive as Yeji Lee, I guess I was able to get my output up to 120%, beyond the usual 100%.

“Hehehe.. Was that really the case?”

“Why do you need to ask that? Don’t give off a manly vibe and just eat something.”

“So Jiwoon… was excited about me?”

“Oh, really. Eat some food!”

“You suck?”

“…Top over the table, really.”

I answered for no reason. He seems like an obnoxious guy.

It was only after I pushed kimchi fried rice back and forth into Yeji Lee’s mouth, who had lifted the limit, that I was able to get her to stop talking. Even though it was only a temporary solution in the end, I thought I would just eat quietly for a while.

Of course, as I said before, it was only a temporary measure.

“But men’s ones… are they really that big…?”

“Hey, a little.”

“Oh, or… is it just yours that big…? The actual size is unbelievable… Wow!! Oh, where are you touching!!!”

“From now on, I will perform this surgery. I’ll stuff you with kimchi fried rice until your stomach is full.”

“Lee Ji-woon attacks!! Pervert Lee Ji-woon… Ugh!”

Yeji Lee was able to escape from me only after her stomach was full.

Of course, the camouflage part. Camouflage!