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Immediately heads to the 9th floor.

“Alright~~ Let’s go in!!”

Upon challenging the next floor, the Tower’s blessing completely restores the body, and the foreign sensation felt inside disappears, leaving a clean feeling.

This time, I simply turn on the chat window and start.

– WTF, fighting while watching the chat?

– Do-hee, aren’t you being too careless?

Of course, some people were worried, but I know the danger level of the 9th floor, so it’s okay to just stroll through it.

The theme of the 9th floor is re-challenge and training.

As the name suggests, it is a floor where you can re-challenge and train. Boss monsters appear unconditionally every 10 floors, so it means you should train enough here before going.

There are rules and rewards for re-challenging, but those are not important to me.

“Kuworeoereoreo!!!”

The monsters that appear as soon as I start are just two orc warriors.

“Ha, it’s like kids playing.”

I grab my longsword and rush into the gap between the orcs.

I don’t reduce speed and accelerate even more, jumping through the orcs.

Slash!

I rotate once in the air and behead the orcs in one blow, ending it.

[You have passed the Trial of the Tower]

– ?

– Wait, what the…???

– How did she do that????

– It’s usually easy, but is this right?

– That’s so cool

– Easy my ass, if it was Mr. Dick, he would have died LOL

– Wow… killing two guys in one hit?

– Deep deep into the orc’s huge member, where…?

– Ah, service scene;;

“Hey, what service scene! Who does that kind of thing? I would never force myself to lose and do something like that.”

– No(I’ll do it later)

– Is this bitch setting up another flag? You should force yourself to lose

– LOLOLOLOL

– 100% she’ll do it later LOL

The 9th floor reward theme is enhancement.

You can raise rewards of B grade or lower received in the lower floors to A grade. It can be seen as a floor that supplements the low end to some extent.

“I’ll use this for divine power recovery.”

Divine power recovery increased from 1 to 2 per hour.

“Next floor immediately!”

– Kya

– Insane

– I’m seeing someone climbing the Tower like this for the first time

– Seriously, doesn’t seem like she’ll ever lose

That’s right.

I will never lose now.

The boss monster every 10 floors is always fixed as the same guy, so there’s no chance of getting screwed over.

– Keueuk, I want to knock down that confident bitch

– Where is there no getting screwed over;;

The boss of the 10th floor is a troll.

“Kuworeoereoreo!!!”

A build of about 3m. Much stronger destructive power than an orc. Thick skin that can withstand most swords.

And above all, the recovery is too good.

If you don’t have the power to finish the troll in one blow, it’s a very difficult floor to beat.

“I’ll show you how to finish it with a spear in one shot.”

– This isn’t the Tower we know?

– The genre suddenly changed LOL

– Where did the growth drama of barely reversing the situation with a lot of hardship go LOL

The troll rushes towards me with a wooden club as big as my height.

‘I can see it more clearly.’

Certainly, as agility increases, the world feels a little slower.

Where the troll’s gaze is looking, how much strength it is using to run,

And when the club will be raised.

Since I can see the opponent’s movements, I can see the future.

It’s not just seeing.

The combat experience so far, a perfect understanding of the opponent’s body and way of thinking.

And the ‘talent’ to understand all of that and come to a conclusion.

Now.

The moment the troll raises the club.

As if I had been preparing, I simultaneously and quickly kicked off and pierced the troll’s neck in one go.

– Crack!!

The guy’s thick neck muscles are torn, and his neck bones break.

The spear pierces through the neck and comes out, and I lightly let go of the spear from the collapsing guy and dodge to the side.

“End!”

– End my ass

– Ha… This bitch should be defeated and eaten thoroughly

– Yeah, go up quickly

– Troll and unlimited ejaculation breeding impregnation sex where?

– Get through the crappy floors quickly and get forcibly eaten at the top

– Ah…. Why is she so good at fighting? WTF

– A newbie crusher in one shot like this;;

– She really moves artistically, you know?

“Alright, alright, stop with the strange sounds! I wonder what kind of reward will come out this time?”

The reward for the 10th floor is a job.

In my past life, I got the job of Dominator of the Battlefield here.

Of course, I was a special case, and most of the time, if you use the same weapon, a job related to that weapon comes out.

For example, if you are a swordsman who uses the Plum Blossom Sword Technique, you become a Plum Blossom Swordsman, if you mainly use fire magic, you become a Fire Mage, and so on, giving names according to the combat style.

Of course, even if it is decided once, it will evolve or be strengthened at the 30th or 50th floor, so there is no need to be discouraged if a really bad job comes out.

“Alright!! Please come out!!”

– Please prostitute

– Paladin is likely

– Maybe something like Spear Knight will come out?

– Because she is a lewd priestess, maybe something weird will come out again

“……”

[You have cleared the 10th floor. A reward will be given…]

“Please!!”

[Your job is…]

– Please prostitute!

– Is there a job called Sex Toy?

– Please let something horny come out

– Is there a job like Toilet for Sex?

– There are only perverts in the chat LOLOL

Holding the spear, I stand still and wait, looking at the dark sky.

[……]

– ??

– Why is it taking so long?

– The managers must be in shock looking at this bitch’s actions?

Then,

A huge beam of light mixed with purple and pink strongly descends from the sky.

“Oh…?”

– Kuung…

It feels like I’ve become a character in a gacha game?

And, right after the light comes down.

The voice of a beautiful woman presumed to be a manager is clearly heard.

[Your job is Saint Prostitute!]

“Oh….oh? Saint Prostitute?”

It’s a job I’ve never heard of before.

There are hundreds of jobs given by the Tower, but as far as I know, there was no job called Saint Prostitute.

– Oh, a prostitute!

– Saint Prostitute?

– Is that good?

– ????

– Uh… Tower, can you provide the Chinese characters?

– Does it mean a sexy body-selling woman?

– No, isn’t it just a holy spearwoman?

– What is it, it doesn’t come up when I search;;

‘What is it…’

At first, I naturally thought it was a woman with a spear, but the meaning is too ambiguous.

I want to accept it in a good way if possible, but because my previous job was , I’m confused about this too.

Originally, it would be nice if Chinese characters were provided together at times like this, but the Tower didn’t provide them.

“Ahem… Shall we just open the status window and take a look?”

Divinity + 50%

Lewdness + 50%

Power increased by 20% when using spear-based weapons.

“Oooo…!!! Wait a minute… It raises unique stats?”

In fact, divinity or weapon power bonuses are present in other jobs as well.

But it increases lewdness by 50%?

“Wow~~! So that’s why it took so long? As expected, the managers… have a good sense~”

These lovely manager guys.

They must have taken a long time to create a new job that is perfect for me.

‘Hehehe… I guess the managers liked me?’

– Yeah, it’s not even surprising anymore.

– Fucking, some people don’t even have unique stats~

– LOLOLOLOLOL

– Con artist

– Congrats congrats congrats congrats congrats

– As expected, Lee Do-hee

– This bitch’s sucking skill is amazing

– No, it’s the first time I’ve seen a job with unique stat correction, WTF LOL

I’m getting so much today.

I feel like the world is pushing me so hard that I wonder if this is okay?

‘The manager guys… they were good guys?’

In my past life, I didn’t have a good relationship with the Tower managers.

I tried to break the outer walls of the Tower, called the managers to argue with them… mainly, I couldn’t overcome my curiosity and curiosity, so I clashed with them in various ways.

Of course, there was a reason why I argued with them, but I didn’t like the managers much until I received the reward for the 8th floor.

‘I’m starting to feel a little fond of them now.’

– But so is she a prostitute? Or a spear-using woman?

– No, look at the traits, don’t you see lewdness? Of course, she is a prostitute

– Looking at what she’s done so far, it’s true that she is a prostitute

– Hey, looking at how good she is with a spear, it just feels like a spearwoman

– The outfit is that of a prostitute, what spearwoman LOL

‘What are these guys fighting about again…’

While I was thinking about the Tower managers, these guys were arguing over whether the Saint Prostitute meant a holy spearwoman or just a sexy body-selling woman.

“Sigh… Guys, don’t argue over strange things. Looking at the 20% spear skill bonus, it means she’s a spear-using woman.”

– Then what about lewdness?

– Seriously, there’s a unique stat??

– The spear is just because the name is the same, and the actual meaning is a body-selling woman, right?

It seems like they’re determined to make fun of me no matter what.

“Hmph, your logic is lacking. The reason lewdness is attached is because my divinity itself is based on unique traits. Divinity, the ”Saint(聖)” in it, my divinity itself has changed with my unique stats, right? And I’ve never sold my body, what are you talking about? The 10th floor gives jobs based on the performance shown in the Tower so far. Got it?”

– Kya

– ……

– Seriously, are there kids who don’t even know the basics of the Tower spreading false rumors?

– I know you want to sexually harass her, but don’t force it

– Cut the haters!!

“Holy Spear-using Woman! That’s exactly what it means. How is it? Isn’t it cool?”

– It’s true… But why am I getting angry again?

– Yeah

– Do I have to say, “Lee Do-hee, you’re so cool!!!”?

– It’s cool…

– Is that the right meaning of “holy”?

– I don’t want to admit it, but I admit it, you bitch

After settling the viewers like that, I finally go out of the Tower.

I’m a little mentally exhausted to look around the constellation contract and the 10th floor neutral village.

“I’ll do the constellation contract tomorrow when my head is a little clearer. I want to rest a little today.”

The constellation contract can be made at the central temple in the neutral village.

To do that, you have to enter the neutral village, but there are many things to register, and it’s a bit complicated and takes a lot of time.

When I came out, it was already dawn.

Because of the time, I ignore the crappy questions of the few reporters and break through and go outside.

‘How did these bastards get in here?’

But among them, there was a reporter who persistently followed and grabbed my pant leg…

– Swish!

“Kyaaht!! What pervert…”

No, if my pants are this short, what would you do if you actually tried to grab them? I threw away my wet panties on the 8th floor, so my important parts were almost exposed in front of the reporters.

Fortunately(?), I barely grabbed it, with only my butt showing.

– Click click click click!!!

And at that moment, the reporters who were following me set off a huge flash.

“Y-You crazy people!!”

A female reporter who grabbed my pants and stepped forward.

She asks me with a shameless expression, as if she did nothing wrong.

“Ms. Lee Do-hee, please confirm the facts. Is it true that you have experience in prostitution?”

“Huh? What are you…”

If the guy who grabbed my pants wasn’t a woman, I would have kicked him in the balls right away.

– Ugh, why is that bitch like that?

– Did you not see Mr. Dick? There is no virgin as pure as Lee Do-hee

– Pure?

– If it was a man, I would report him for sexual harassment right away…

– Of all people, a female reporter grabs her pants and pulls them

– Do-hee, you can see her no panties…

– Oh?

– Do-hee’s ass is open again like a slut

– Let’s give her a uterine punch, Do-hee

The question was so purely fabricated that I was about to answer it, but another reporter jumped in.

“Ms. Lee Do-hee, are you aware that you have seriously violated the Republic of Korea’s criminal law? Illegal distribution of obscene materials can be punished under Articles 243 and 244 of the Criminal Act and the Information and Communications Act!! Are you aware that your current actions also constitute indecent exposure?”

“No, that’s on Pantheon TV… And you guys took it off!”

“Ms. Lee Do-hee! Minors are…”

“Have you still not decided which of the six guilds you will go to?”

“Don’t you have any intention of apologizing for tarnishing Korea’s honor?”

“Agh, damn…”

Not a single question is normal.

There’s no end to dealing with these people. The intention of these reporters is not to write a real article, but to make me tired and annoyed.

Why are the reporters doing this?

‘The big guild bastards, their methods have become even dirtier.’

Attacks on promising players.

Because I have ignored all the guild membership invitations they have sent so far, they must be impatient.

It was always like this.

In the past, they felt a little wary because I was there, but when a promising player came out, they would attack them in this way with petty tricks until they entered a big guild, and then appease them by saying that these things would not happen if they joined their guild.

A typical carrot and stick strategy.

‘As expected, it is right for the Korean giant guilds to collapse…’

By taking off my pants, the collapse of the Korean giant guilds was confirmed.

“Let go of this!”

Unfortunately, I can’t use violence against ordinary people.

Ignoring the reporters and pulling up my pants, I quickly run home. My body is getting better, so I quickly get away from the reporters and arrive home.

*

Now that I’ve arrived home, I’ll slowly end the broadcast.

“Hooah… That was tough today. How many floors did I climb in one day? From the 4th floor to the 10th floor, it was really hard.”

– Good job.

– Seriously, you wrote history today

– You really changed the history of world Tower climbing LOLOLOL

– The 8th floor was also the world’s first simultaneous triple S, but it was buried in other topics, but this is also a huge achievement

– Today’s achievements will now be in the national history book ㄹㅇ

– Guys, don’t overreact, what history is it…

– Still, today was legendary ㅇㅇ

“I’m going to rest well today and turn it on late tomorrow. Good night everyone!”

– Bye bye

– Sleep well

– Dream of me

– Yeah, shut up, con artist

– LOLOLOL

– Con artist Lee Do-hee, step down~ Boo~~

– Open a fan meeting

I end the broadcast while looking at the chat window where both supporters and haters exist at the same time.

***

And the next day.

“Hoo… These bastards. They’re really doing everything they can, huh?”

YBN: [Shock, World’s First SSS Grade Reward Obtained Through Prostitution?]

SKS: [Illegal From the Start. Is it Okay to Distribute Awakened Lewd Materials Like This?]

Giant News: [The Uncomfortable Truth About Female Awakened Lee Do-hee, Who Achieved the World’s First Achievement]

Women’s Newspaper: [Female Awakened Reflected With Men’s Dark Desires]

There were also good articles, but as if they had a consensus yesterday morning, negative articles poured out.

“Okay, let’s start in earnest. Let’s see who wins.”

It’s a little early, but this is actually an opportunity.

It is difficult to find evidence that they betrayed me and buried me in the past. But with my current body?

I can’t just destroy and collapse the giant guilds just because I hate them.

Therefore, I need to provoke them instead.

‘Attack me more. So I can destroy you.’

Although reporters are pouring out those articles after receiving money, so my image seems bad, the public sentiment of ordinary people and people who are even slightly interested in the Tower is at its highest level.

‘It’s not that I couldn’t do public opinion warfare, I just didn’t do it.’

The time has finally come to exercise the influence I have on the public for the first time.

“Start broadcasting!”

[Lee Do-hee Started Broadcasting: 101 Reasons Why Joining a Giant Guild is Screwed Up]

I don’t use petty tricks like cowardly pussy bitches.

I’m just going to snipe at them directly.