episode_0028

“Hey, am I allowed to speak casually?”

“Yes…? Ah, aah….. y-you can speak casually.”

The guy suddenly became polite.

I glared slightly, and he immediately nodded and bowed.

He isn’t exactly small, but he seemed smaller than me, as if his spirit had greatly diminished compared to the beginning.

Still, I can’t start like this, so I’ll do a basic self-introduction.

First, his name is Yun Seong-gi.

“Pfft!! How can your name be Penis…. Keu keu keuk…!!”

“Ugh…. Then your special ability is…”

“Hey, do you want to die?”

“……”

Force solves everything.

After a slightly awkward silence, the introduction continues.

His job is just a swordsman. A typical guy who fights with only a sword.

‘How the hell did he get here?’

I wondered this because he was still so innocent. I thought that if you came to the 8th floor, you would see the appearance of a seasoned warrior to some extent, but this guy is somehow clumsy.

His stats are strength, agility, and defense, all in the mid to late teens. It seems he hasn’t gained many good traits either.

‘Did he really just get lucky and clear only low-level trials?’

It could be a completely opposite case to me.

He said the guild name was [Felix]? It’s a small guild based on the fact that I have not heard the name before.

In fact, they are just individual awakened people rather than belonging to a small guild.

I roughly finished explaining about myself and easily got permission to broadcast.

“The mosaic will be applied, right…?”

“Yeah, but the viewers all know that your name is Penis.”

“Yes…?”

“Ahem… Sorry. Let’s get ready to go.”

I ignore him looking like he’s lost his soul and grab my weapon.

He has a sword. I have a spear.

Again, no armor was given. I go out wearing my usual thin dolphin pants and tank top.

“You’ve seen what this place is all about, right?”

“Yes. I memorize information very thoroughly. This floor requires you to attack all the rooms within a time limit of 8 hours, and if you fail to clear the mission in each room, the reward grade will be lowered, and you will have to retry from the beginning.”

“You know the basic information well. Then you know that there’s no need for a strategy here, right?”

The 8th floor has the most possibilities out of all the trials.

Since there are eight rooms, trials that have appeared in the past may come out, but even knowing that is meaningless combat, or the contents are subtly changed little by little, so prior knowledge is rather poisonous.

This is where new trials pop up every time, as if an AI is slightly modifying the problem.

“O-of course. I’ve heard that improvisation and cooperation are the most important.”

“Okay, then just follow my orders unconditionally. Got it?”

“Uh…. Th, that’s…”

“Got it?”

I raise my fist slightly,

“Haha…. Is there any other way?”

Seong-gi immediately bows his head.

But is this okay?

I’m a little worried about whether there will be awakened streamer controversies, incidents/accidents, so I open the chat window slightly-

– Kekekekeke

– Serves him right~

– A cocky guy dared to!

– His spirit is broken lol

– I knew it when he was cocky as soon as we met

It seems like it hasn’t crossed the line yet.

In the first place, I was ignored first, and it’s a fair match based on fair rules, so there shouldn’t be any controversy.

And this method will be good for him too.

“Hey. Just trust me and follow me. I’ll make sure you get a high-grade reward too.”

“Ah…. Yes.”

His reaction isn’t very enthusiastic, but he’ll soon find out.

*

First room.

Press the start button using the electronic panel in the center.

[Stop the approaching enemies and protect the crystal ball]

As the trial begins, the structure of the room changes.

– Kugugugu… Kwaddeudeuk!

As if the cube were moving, the floor and wall tiles of the room moved up and down, splitting and sticking repeatedly. And in the blink of an eye, the empty huge space turned into a straight passage.

The width is about 3m, and it is open in the front and back, and in the middle of the passage, a crystal ball is placed on a luxurious pedestal.

And at the same time as the restructuring is finished, skeletons come out from the ends of the passages on both sides.

Front and back.

The mission fails if the crystal ball is broken even if only one side is breached.

‘The numbers are different.’

At first glance, it looks similar, but there are about 25 in the front and 15 in the back.

“Listen carefully, I’m in front. You’re in the back. Hold on tight!!”

“Yes…!”

We quickly take our positions and face the skeletons.

I don’t wait for them to come.

I quickly run out and stab the spear into the head of the skeleton holding the sword before it can even react.

– Bbagak!!

Starting with the crisp sound of bones shattering, I knock down the skeletons one by one.

‘The difficulty is… easy.’

One at a time.

Skeletons armed with various melee weapons collapse quickly like sandcastles.

Attacking and defending at the same time, I speed up. I dodge the skeletons’ attacks by a hair’s breadth and don’t stop thrusting my spear.

I swung it for about 15 seconds,

– Bbagagak!!!

I finished cleaning up the monsters on my side by breaking two at once.

But the problem is…

“Kuaaak!! Help!!! Help!!”

‘Aish…’

When I turn around, a skeleton with only its upper body left was grabbing his ankle, and he was facing a skeleton holding a sword. And while he was unable to move, a skeleton wielding an axe was approaching.

“Hey, just push that bastard!!”

I shout as I run, but he doesn’t budge.

‘Is his head frozen with fear?’

There is no time.

I throw the spear to hit the head of the skeleton trying to chop Seong-gi with an axe.

– Hwoooong…!!

– Bbagak!

The spear that flew strongly defeats the skeleton right before Seong-gi is about to be hit by the axe.

“Get a hold of yourself, you idiot!!”

I lightly slap the back of his head and pick up a sword nearby and swing it.

The skeletons were cleared in an instant when I joined.

The first room ended very easily.

And…

“Seong-gi?”

My voice becomes cold enough to surprise even myself.

Seeing him fight, I was so pathetic that my emotions were revealed in my expression and tone.

“Keuk…. Th-that’s…. Um, I clearly split the body…”

He shrinks a little under my gaze, sweating profusely and making excuses.

“Haa… Don’t you know that you have to break the neck or head of a skeleton like a zombie? You said you memorized the strategy a while ago?”

“No, I just… I was so flustered…”

[The first room has been cleared. Changing to the waiting room]

“Haa….. I’ll see you later?”

“……”

His shoulders are getting narrower and narrower.

– Ureureureu…. Kugung…!!

Before I knew it, the room was rearranged, and the exchange to the waiting room was completed.

‘How did he get here with that skill?’

There are still 7 hours and 57 minutes left.

The first room ended in just 3 minutes.

‘Okay, I need to give some feedback.’

This is for him more than me.

During the 8th floor attack, if one side dies, only the survivor’s reward grade is lowered, and they are matched with another person again.

If the partner is too clumsy, you can just leave them to die and find a better partner, but that’s not right, is it? It’s a human life.

That’s why giving feedback like me is really being kind.

“Seong-gi.”

“Yes. Big sister…”

“Listen carefully. I’ll teach you a short sword technique and how to use strength in your body. Why are you facing a skeleton with a lower strength than you? Push them away and swing your sword!! Haa, and your posture is…”

…

..

.

About 20 minutes like that.

I gave him feedback from the world’s strongest player, which you can’t even buy with money.

But,

“If I teach you this much, you can do the rest, right?”

“Yes… I can do it…”

I can feel that he didn’t understand at all.

Rather, his confidence only decreased further.

“Haa….”

‘Is this having the opposite effect? His confidence is too low…’

I never thought that he wouldn’t understand what I said and fall into self-loathing…

The arrogant appearance he had when I first saw him was much better. If he goes like that, he won’t even be able to swing his sword.

If I were a man, I would have shouted, ‘What are you doing, you little man!! Cut off your dick!!’ and beat him up, but I have a feeling that it would cause controversy if a woman said that.

I can’t help it.

He has to overcome that himself.

If he doesn’t overcome it, he will die, and if he overcomes it, he will grow one step further.

“Are you not injured? Then let’s go to the next room.”

“Yes…”

In an awkward atmosphere. We start the second room.

*

[Starting the second room. Kill all the enemies]

Three orc warriors.

It’s a very simple and easy difficulty.

“I’ll take on two, you take on the one on the far left!”

“Yes!”

*

As a result of that fight…

He suffered some injuries this time.

“Keuk… I’m sorry.”

“No, how can someone who climbed up to the 8th floor not even catch one orc properly? Haa…”

There are many things I want to say, but let’s move on for now.

Looking at his face, it looks like his mentality is a little out of it. If I say one more word here, it will only have the opposite effect.

The injuries were a sprained wrist and a twisted ankle.

I just wrap the bandages in the waiting room and move on to the next room.

*

The third room was similar to the first room.

Instead, goblins swarmed out, and again, I barely cleared it by helping him who was about to die.

The fourth room was a boss battle.

The boss mob we will catch is a large minotaur.

It is a superior orc monster with a large body of about 3m and a muscular body.

And the minotaur who rushes madly from the start.

Yun Seong-gi was surprised to see that and fell clumsily while running away, so I ended up catching it alone.

“……”

When I glare at him, he lowers his head to the ground.

“I’m sorry…”

I guess he knows he did wrong.

Seeing him looking at the ground as if he had no face, I don’t even think about saying anything.

‘Okay, let’s just clear it quickly and get out…’

I start right away without even asking about the next trial.

*

[Fourth room. Find 3 pearls in the cave]

Thankfully.

Yun Seong-gi might have really died if another battle had unfolded.

The square gray room begins to rearrange in an instant, leaving only one narrow cave entrance. Next to the entrance, there is a small box and a flashlight.

A simple trial that ends when you go into the cave and take out three pearls.

Maybe time is the problem.

I don’t think they put any obstacles in the cave that would threaten lives.

“I’m going first. You’re good at following, right?”

“Yes. I can do that.”

There is only one flashlight.

When I shine the flashlight into the cave, it is quite narrow.

‘I have to crawl…’

I don’t like that he’s going to take advantage of my defenseless back, but I can’t help it.

‘What would he do?’

Looking at his deflated appearance, it doesn’t seem like he’ll do anything. There are three rooms left, and he knows I’m broadcasting, so there shouldn’t be any problems.

“Let’s go.”

I put my body into the dark cave.

*

‘I can see even without a flashlight.’

Very weak and subtle light comes from the walls.

‘I don’t have to worry about getting scratched…’

The cave is so narrow that I have to crawl on my hands and knees.

I was worried about getting scratched by the sharp walls, but the ground is a little soft. It feels a little damp, but anyway, there are no problems.

“Are you okay too?”

There is no space suitable for looking back, so I cannot check his condition one by one.

“Ugh…… Yes. I’m okay!”

It feels like there’s something wrong, but it doesn’t seem like a big problem.

“Then follow me well. Tell me if you can’t follow.”

I crawl through the narrow and damp cave.

The temperature in the cave is a little high.

After crawling for about 10 minutes in that state, sweat drips down.

‘Haa… damn, where are the pearls?’

***

Yun Seong-gi’s point of view.

Only her butt is visible.

‘Haa… Looking at it up close, her butt is so big.’

Whether her short dolphin pants couldn’t cover her big butt, she wiggles and crawls, leaving more than half of her luscious and rich flesh exposed.

It feels like I’m being seduced.

Have I ever seen such a sexy butt?

It formed a very eerie curve without sagging and gathering in a springy way.

Every time she moved, it shook and made me think of the soft-textured skin.

How good would it be.

How good would it feel if I could just touch it?

Luscious.

I want to rub and touch it.

I want to grab it, push it aside, and stuff it in.

I want to restrain her so that she can’t resist and pour my baby juice into her precious baby room.

Male instinct.

The desire for reproduction is rising, but…

I endure it.

If it were the old days, I could have pretended to touch it by mistake and glossed over it, but now he is in a state of mental and physical weakness.

He might get beaten up for touching her butt for no reason, or he might be deliberately left to die and then change partners.

Above all, he is now in a state where his pride has been greatly diminished.

Yun Seong-gi.

He lived thinking of himself as a genius.

Decent appearance and education.

And even climbing the tower as an Awakened.

He bragged to his friends about being an Awakened, and yesterday he enjoyed a one-night stand with a woman he met for the first time at a drinking party.

Pretty girls he met at clubs or bars spread their legs very easily when he said he was an Awakened, so his pride was soaring.

He lived showing off himself and boasting to those around him.

Then, today, he met Lee Do-hee.

When he first saw her, he only thought about hitting on her and sleeping with her.

How strong could a female Awakened be? He thought that she was a woman who survived by luck in the supporter line, but as time went by, that thought gradually changed.

When he first lost in the sparring, he just thought that she was strong because she was lucky enough to get good characteristics. He thought that it was possible because he had only experienced low-level trials so far.

However, his pride collapsed a lot when he made a big mistake in the battle with the skeletons.

He never imagined that the skeleton he proudly cut in half would grab his ankle.

If she had come to help even a little later, he would have died.

And in her nagging that followed, he realized the vast gap in martial arts.

Where to put your weight, how to step, the posture and balance of power when swinging a sword, the ratio of distance and power… He didn’t understand any of it.

He nodded as if he understood, but her disappointed eyes were like looking at a bug.

She didn’t actually look at him that way, but Yun Seong-gi felt that way.

Irredeemable. Untalented dullard. Vermin. Incompetent.

It was a huge shock to Yun Seong-gi, who lived thinking that he belonged to the top tier in society.

And he felt it desperately as he went up one by one to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th rooms.

‘I was an ordinary person.’

Unlike the fake me, she is a truly shining ‘genius.’

Genius was a word that referred to a woman like Lee Do-hee, not himself.

That’s why all he could do was stare at her butt.

He can’t have it, but can’t he see it? Looking at her butt makes him feel healed.

But then,

“Wait a minute…!”

She suddenly stops.

However, Seong-gi did not react because he was having lewd thoughts while staring at her butt, and he drove his face straight into the space between her butts.

– Pook!

“Heeet!?”

“Woops!”

The ample butt fat played a great dispenser role, and Yun Seong-gi’s face settled softly between Lee Do-hee’s butts.

‘Uh…? Is my face… really?’

He could have backed away and pulled out his face right away, but he didn’t.

It felt like his body was rejecting it. His head thought he should get out quickly, but his body didn’t.

‘Aah… why is this so good?’

The soft and squishy touch that gently wraps around his face.

A fragrant smell that I wouldn’t believe came from a sweaty woman.

And that place that is slightly damp and soft because of the sweat.

It’s heaven. This must be heaven.

It is a cozy and comfortable space like the arms of his mother when he was young.

He had met many women and smelled many bad smells from women. So, he thought that people who smelled women’s crotches were fools who had never met women.

But it wasn’t.

He had never met a proper woman’s butt before.

A proper woman’s butt was so good that it was worth burying his nose and dying like this.

‘Ss… Haa…. So good…’

While he was enjoying her butt.

“Hey!! You, get your face out of there right now!!!”

‘Ah…’

As soon as her reprimand fell, his body reacted automatically and he was startled and backed away.

“No, it wasn’t intentional!! How can you stop suddenly…”

“Aish… Be careful from now on. It’s a fork in the road, so I’ll go left for now. Follow me well.”

He follows her again.

But the sensation of that ample butt is still vividly lingering in his head.

It’s on a different level from the women I’ve met so far.

A blissful touch and scent that seems to be made to make men happy.

‘I want to do it again… I want to rub my face on that butt…’

His lower body begins to tighten.