episode_0028

Bubblegum-pink hair, flushed white cheeks, blunt shoulders and prosthetic legs attached to each thigh.

Sigh.

[Natsume Yukine (Summer Snow Sound)]

Natsume Yukine was standing before my eyes.

Where does Mingmei go and is he here? This bastard is really angry, so I get a little tired when he talks to me.

“Why are you here?”

“I saw everything! Hey, I don’t think you should do anything dirty….”

What did you see… .

ah. Did you see Mingmei leaving?

A girl coming out of a man’s room holding on to her torn pajamas is definitely a situation that could be misunderstood.

Even Pingchang, the head flower garden, must be having all kinds of delusions in his head.

Even if you tell him no, it won’t work anyway. In the first place, they are not people with whom you can have a normal conversation.

So the appropriate line in this situation is:

“So what, onahole. Do you want me to fuck you too?”

This is it.

It can be said to be a kind of Kyoto style speaking method.

“Whoa… I… don’t think it’s okay to be dirty….”

“Is using Onahole dirty? It’s just draining the water. I have no intention of draining it right now, so unless you have something to do, get out.”

“That’s right… Well, I’d like to say hello… to welcome you to the dormitory…”

“Okay. Since you were greeted, go.”

After saying that, I closed the door again.

However, since there were still signs of popularity outside the door, we reopened it.

“Why aren’t you going?”

“I didn’t say hello… have a nice day! Hehe.”

“OK.”

“Dohan, the way you talk sounds like a cat…?”

“Damn.”

What kind of cat suddenly?

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‘Dohan speaks just like a cat… . It seems a bit cute… ?’

Cats cry “Nyaa” (にゃー).

I think it’s kind of cute that Dohan often adds “nya” to the end of his words. The way he speaks is very harsh… .

Do you like cats?

Something comes to mind when I think of Dohan with cat ears… It comes to mind. I saw it on the internet. A sharp-looking male cat attacks another male cat… .

“Whoa….”

“Dude. Are you okay?”

“Yes, yes…?!”

Hey, what a friend.

That’s what being a friend is, right?

“I don’t think you can be friends….”

“Oh, I’m sorry for startling you.”

“Who are you?”

“My name is Borjigin Horozaya.”

The scary person who tried to be my ‘friend’ was a nice woman in a wheelchair.

Even though he’s sitting in a wheelchair, he looks very sharp and handsome.

If I see you on this floor, you must be in the same grade as me, right? But there’s something about her that feels like an older sister. Somehow I feel a bit of a sense of kinship… .

Is it because of the wheelchair? It seems like your genre is similar to mine… .

“I came to meet a friend… Isn’t that Dohan’s… new friend’s room?”

“yes…?”

Oh, there are already two other people besides him… .

After all, that’s what it means to be a man alone in a women’s dormitory… ?

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“Why do these bastards come to me in this order?”

“I’m sorry for coming to you so suddenly.”

This time, Borzygin in a wheelchair came.

Did I move here for no reason?

“I came empty-handed, so I bought you a little gift.”

Borjigin handed me the box of fruit drinks he had on his lap.

It was something I usually took with me when visiting the hospital.

“Oh. But you still have some sense.”

I immediately opened the box and took out a bottle of aloe juice. I also took out the tomato juice that I hated and handed it to Borzygin.

“Here, you have a drink too.”

“Oh my? You’ve become quite soft too, huh?”

“Isn’t it true that the people who take care of people with leg disabilities are the same people with leg disabilities?”

“…I’m sorry. Because of me—.”

You can tell just by looking at their facial expressions.

How much guilt this bastard is suffering from. You’re trying to act calm and apologize, but you’re probably a mess on the inside.

In times like this, you need to prevent them from even properly apologizing.

This will make you feel even more guilty. Originally, an apology is meant to put the offender’s mind at ease, while forgiveness is meant to put the victim’s mind at ease.

“Hey, what are you doing to make the mood worse? Pay attention.”

“….”

“Hey. Borjigin.”

“….”

“This is not how adults apologize.”

I smiled brightly as I held up the juice box Borjigin had given me as a gift.

And I roughly threw the box aside.

He made a clicking sound while pretending to flick a glass with his fingers.

“Apologies, huh? Shouldn’t that be the case? Between grown adults.”

“…Hehe, I’m sure I wasn’t paying attention?”

“If you know, bring it with you. Don’t you think there’s something left behind? You couldn’t have been stupid enough to not take it with you because it’s forbidden in the dormitory for the warrior of the plains, right?”

“I don’t have any alcohol, but….”

Borjigin pretended to clink glasses and smiled.

“There is plenty of water.”

“Bring it all. Let’s drink it and die today.”

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dead.

Crazy bitch… I drank it while using my divine power, but it was no match for the masterpiece.

The film stopped in the middle. What time is it now?

I was supposed to introduce myself during the dormitory roll call… , ah, fuck.

“You’re screwed.”

“Puh-huh. Are you awake?”

“…hmm?”

I thought I was rolling around in my room with a bottle of alcohol, but when I opened my eyes, what I saw was not the dormitory’s grid patterned ceiling.

Instead, there is a slight curve that obscures the view… .

I saw the face of a girl smiling softly.

“Eh…?”

The reason I was able to recognize the girl’s identity was thanks to the status window that appeared before my eyes.

[Thierry Marie Joanna De Arc]

“Thierry Marie Joanna de Arc… Ah, it’s you.”

“Yes~. It’s me~.”

Because I wasn’t wearing an eye patch, I didn’t recognize who it was for a moment.

This is what he looks like when he takes off his blindfold.

The eyes are pure white… Even the eyelashes are pure white.

“So, why am I lying on your lap, Thierry?”

“Mr. Borjigin called! Hungry? Please relieve me.”

“Ah. Borjigin has returned?”

“yes!”

You throw a European Chinese guy in someone else’s room and just leave.

Is she crazy… ?

“This is ridiculous….”

“Hehe.”

“But what about the assistant who always goes with you?”

“Stand guard at the door!”

“okay?”

“Yes! You said you felt someone watching you.”

Stealing.

Well, where are Crazy Psycho Lez watching? It’s quite possible for that bitch.

So far, we haven’t had anything to do with it, but if we do, it’s sure to be a headache.

In a way, the character that is more annoying than Vujicic is Ksare.

“so.”

“yes!”

“Why is it a knee pillow…?”

The pillows provided by the dormitory would be much softer and more ergonomic.

It feels a little strange looking up from directly below.

“I told you in advance that if you do this when your sister is sick, it will put her mind at ease!”

“There was another lesbian.”

The assistant’s tastes are a bit dangerous.

Are you a good person to use as an assistant for the disabled?

“Hehehe. Do you feel at ease too?”

“It’s devastating.”

“What is this?”

“I feel dirty.”

“Those legs are clean!”

“That’s not it—, ha, fuck….”

What kind of bastard did this Korean patch?

Is it that assistant again?

“It’s okay. Just give me my female baton so I can wake up.”

“Yu Yi-feng? What is this?”

“What is a pole? A pole? A staff? Anyway, it increases and decreases.”

“It increases and then decreases…?”

“You crazy bitch… where are you looking?”

“I can’t see anything!”

Isn’t this guy actually good at Korean?

I feel like I’m being deceived.

“Hey, you’re blind.”

“Hehehe.”

“…Ugh, no. What can I say to a bitch who can’t even be seen?”

As I roughly tried to raise my upper body, I hit my head on something and fell down again.

It was soft and didn’t hurt.

Either up or down.

“….”

“….”

This time it rolled to the side properly and came off my knees.

Then, I straightened up, found a cane, placed my hands on the ground, and stood up. It’s better now.

“Uh, whatever. Anyway, thank you for helping me. Now go.”

“Can I just go…?”

“Then do you want me to give you something in return?”

“I have a wish!”

“what.”

“Well, you know! What does pajama party mean in Korean?”

“Slumber party.”

What is he talking about again?

“It’s my dream to have a slumber party with that friend!”

“Go and do it with Borjigin.”

“Mr. Borjigin and my roommate have a bad relationship….”

“Who is your roommate?”

“Mingmei!”

“her.”

For some reason, the timing of the two Chinese guys’ appearances was always similar.

“To commemorate moving to Korea? I want to have a pajama party in this room!”

“I don’t think the housemaster will allow it.”

“You can do it secretly!”

“That’s… true.”

The saintess’ eyes sparkled and she folded her hands together.

Even people with impaired vision don’t have eye patches, so their eyes sparkle the same way.

“So who are you inviting to the slumber party?”

“Umm, Mr. Borjigin and Mingmei….”

“You two don’t get along, so why?”

“Hehehe, wouldn’t it be okay if Dohan was here?”

“That’s true, but… hm?”

How does he know that?

“Actually, I became friends with Mingmei while talking about Dohan!”

“What did he say to me?”

“Heh, it’s a secret~.”

“I’ll have to hear it from Mingmei in person later.”

If I gossip, I will have my right arm confiscated for a week as punishment.

“I want to be friends with Mr. Borjigin, and I want to make a lot of friends!”

“…Ugh, okay. Do whatever you want.”

It’ll be okay for a day or so.

I don’t know why the women’s dorm slumber party is being held in my room, where I’m the only male.

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“Hey, Thierry.”

“yes!”

“It’s all the people I mentioned earlier, you crazy bitch….”

After the roll call.

As a result, the only people gathered in my dormitory were Mingmei, Borjigin, and Thierry.

“Hehehe.”

“Don’t try to laugh it off.”

Just looking at Mingmei and Borjigin, they look uncomfortable with each other.

If there were a little more people, it would be awkward if they were gathered together like this.

“…Ugh. Just wait a moment.”

I took out my smartphone and sent a text to my handy punching bag.

[Me: Sister. Could you please come down to the first-year floor with snacks and board games?]

[Andy Pulitzer: Huh?]

[Me: I moved into the women’s dormitory.]

[Andy Pulitzer: Huh…???]

And after thinking for a while, I called one more person.

[Me: Hehe]

[Ava Young: ?]

[Me: I can’t sleep anyway because I’m an insomniac, right?]

[Abba Young: ㅇㅇ]

I guess I’ll have to do something like this at least once.