episode_0005

It’s morning.

I didn’t notice it yesterday because I was tired and went to bed early, but there was one big problem.

“Status window!”

[Would you like to check the saved patch notes?]

[Thierry Marie Joanna De Arc]

[Borjigin Horozaya (Боржигин Horolжаяа)]

There was no status window. There is no status window, so there is no level up, and since there is no level up, there is no experience. This is why there was no reward in monopolizing the tutorial experience.

Like Kang Soo-ho, who heard the stalker, I felt despair all over again.

When I got frustrated with my knees on the ground in the OTL position, Kang Su-ho tilted his head and asked curiously.

“Dohan, what are you doing?”

“Playing Kang Soo-ho.”

“Fuck you.”

In fact, compared to Kang Su-ho, who suffered from alopecia areata, it was not that frustrating.

I felt comforted by that fact and stopped playing in moderation. Anyway, when I lived in the original world, I lived well without a status window.

Hair loss was originally considered an incurable disease in the world. Poor guy.

“Status window.”

Instead, I decided to take my time looking at the patch notes.

I didn’t know there might be some interesting developer comments or something.

[Borjigin Horozaya (Боржигин Horolжаяа)]

[11.01 Some changes to character settings and design (paraplegia setting added, wheelchair modeling added)]

“Kaaah!!!”

And suddenly, remembering a bad memory from the past, I started hemorrhaging blood.

Crazy developers. Why are you making a normal character disabled?

“You crazy bastards….”

“Who says dog and pig?”

“Suho, are you a political idiot?”

“What?”

I ignored Kang Soo-ho, who made an outrageous remark that all citizens were dogs and pigs, and turned off the status window.

I noticed that the status window color was blue. Originally, there wasn’t a single sane kid among the political soldiers.

I sighed and changed my clothes. And then I spoke to Kang Soo-ho, who was waiting for me in silence.

“It’s okay. Let’s go to school.”

“Uh-huh.”

It would have been fine if he had gone alone, but seeing as he was waiting for me, I can see that he is a loyal guy.

Or maybe it’s just because I’m the only friend I have. Honestly, I think this is the correct answer.

“Suho.”

“huh?”

“Don’t you have any friends?”

“This bastard has been acting like shit since morning.”

I left the dormitory with Suho and walked to the main building. It took quite some time because it was unnecessarily large.

Moreover, there are so many buildings that it feels like a maze everywhere. Wooden signs were posted at every intersection or intersection.

I somehow made it through the maze and entered the classroom of Class A, where I belonged. This is the Department of Mathematics building.

Originally, the buildings used were different depending on each job group, but starting this year, when the ‘fair learning right’ was applied, students had to visit various faculties to learn a variety of education and find their aptitude for a year.

I sat down in a suitable seat.

And after waiting for a moment, the door opened and the professor came in. The professor glanced around at the students and opened his mouth.

“Let’s see… These are first-year Class A students? Nice to meet you. My name is Lee Dan, a professor in the Department of Mathematics. Is this the first time we’ve met each other like this? I think education at the academy will feel very unfamiliar and difficult. In fact, I too. That’s right. It’s my first time teaching students from multiple classes, so I may be very clumsy, so I hope you’ll be kind to me. It hurts my heart when people criticize me in my lecture evaluation.”

As Professor Ethan crouched down and pretended to be weak, laughter erupted from some students.

I guess I’ll have to write swear words in Suho’s name in the lecture evaluation.

“The joke is over here… I thought a lot about what to teach you. What can I teach you, who are all a mixture of the wizard class, close combat class, tactical command class, etc.?”

The professor wrote on the blackboard with chalk.

[Friendly Fire]

“The result of that concern was friendly fire. Are there any tactical command class students here? Do you want to raise your hand?”

Then several students raised their hands.

The professor pointed to one of the female students and asked a question.

“Would you like to explain friendly fire?”

“….”

“student?”

The student began to express something by moving his hands busily.

Only then did the professor, who checked the student’s face and the information written on his profile, smile sheepishly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. Student Noa Sancho Acosta. I don’t know how to sign language. I should have checked my profile carefully, but it was my first time and I made a mistake.”

Noah Sancho Acosta was a girl whose healthy-looking bronze skin contrasted with her delicate, small body. She smiled and nodded as if she was okay.

Since he seems to be mute, we’ll have to argue later.

Suddenly, I thought of a funny joke and told it to Kang Soo-ho, tapping him on the shoulder.

“If the commander is mute, how can he give commands?”

“Kim Do-han, you crazy bastard, shut up….”

Because the classroom was quiet, the joke I told was heard clearly even in the corners of the classroom.

Some students looked at me with puzzled eyes, while others avoided eye contact and giggled. Likewise, because the classroom was quiet, the laughter quickly spread throughout the classroom.

The professor looked at me with a puzzled gaze, then cleared his throat and calmed down the classroom.

“Hmm. Everyone, please be quiet. Let me explain about friendly fire. To be more precise, among friendly fires, friendly fire is aimed at friendly forces. I’m going to talk about friendly fire. Friendly fire directed at friendly forces is something that should never happen, but in the field Due to its special nature, it is something that cannot be avoided from time to time: melee battles, night battles, foggy environments, psychological pressure and anxiety about death… To deal with these factors that cause friendly fire, the shooter uses only his own senses and reason. You have to believe and overcome it. To be honest, there are many times when it feels a little unfair. I shoot accurately, but sometimes the lineman suddenly jumps in and gets hit. I think any gunner will probably have an experience or two that they can empathize with.”

Professor Lee Dan tried to set the mood by making jokes, but once the mood was broken, it was difficult to regain it.

Some students looked at Noah and whispered.

“How can a mute conduct?”

“It would be funny to conduct in sign language. This is sign language for Mount Moe. Hide under that mountain.”

“Kkeke, you crazy bastard.”

I thought it was kind of interesting to listen to, so I added a word.

“Hey, is that a story about the Viet Cong’s experience? Surely, if you hide in a tunnel under the mountain, you’ll never be able to catch them without Agent Orange. Admit it?”

“what?”

The male student who did the Moe San (山) sign language drip was Vietnamese. I remember that the name was probably Bojikkong or Kkuok.

“Wow, Nguyen’s tactical command class is crazy.”

But from today, it’s Nguyen.

why? Because I decided so!

Nguyen was embarrassed and opened his mouth. The teeth like rice noodles sparkled.

Nguyen, who came to his senses only late, frowned and raised his voice.

“What does this bastard say now—!”

“Students over there! Don’t make any noise and be quiet!”

“….”

And I was immediately suppressed by the professor.

Such a gay bastard. If a man opens his mouth, he should be treated with double insults, regardless of whether the professor is present or not.

The reaction wasn’t funny, so I tried to make fun of Suho, but I felt someone’s gaze on me.

Noah Sancho Acosta—The dumb man was staring at me. Did you not like my old joke?

“What. Why are you staring at me?”

Noah moved his hands and began to say something unknown in sign language.

I feel like I’m being criticized for no reason. I thought that if my opponent was mute, I would definitely win the argument, but now that I think about it, I think I’m at a disadvantage.

Should I ask Suho to study sign language? It seems like I can study if I just scratch my head a little bit.

[Noa Sancho Acosta]

[Would you like to open the patch notes for this character?]

I don’t know why I keep showing these damn patch notes.

Are you going for tea bagging? It makes me angry to think that they have been selling to the community since the pre-registration days of the game.

[13.07: Some improvements in avatar design]

Still, I’m bored, so I guess I’ll just go look around.

Since this is a game where updates occur day and night, a lot of things have changed. Script changes, modeling changes, design changes, effects changes, settings changes… .

[11.03 Unique chant due to change in settings – Irregular Ode – deleted]

[11.01 Some changes to character settings and design (added mute setting)]

“what?”

Looking closely, only the word [Irregular Ode] was particularly light gray.

Is it a graphics error?

“Status window. Is there a graphic bug here?”

[Change the graphics settings of the status window to YCbCr.]

When I pointed out the graphic bug, the status window suddenly changed to the blue color I had never seen before.

what? Are you suddenly showing your political side?

Here we have to use color theory… .

“…It’s red?”

All text written in the blue status window was black, but only the words ‘Irregular Ode’ were displayed in red.

It’s not the red color hidden among the blue.

You changed the graphics settings to show this. Just in case, I checked the patch notes of other disabled people and found words similarly marked in red.

“iced coffee.”

In the meantime, I was living with status window color blindness.

I was the disabled person. I was caught off guard by the thought that Marie Thierry and my eyesight were in a perfect correlation.

But now that I think about it, even if you’re colorblind, it’s still a hierarchical relationship, right? It’s better to be color blind than blind.

“Why is this one red?”

I clicked on the red text in the status window just in case.

Then a new hologram appeared before my eyes.

[Dummy data for Irregular Ode exists.]

[Do you want to learn?]

“Oh, fuck.”

Was I a munchkin?