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Internet games have been taken over by PCs.

This does not mean that we have been taken over by computers. Political Correctness. It has been contaminated by an ideology with the strange name of political correctness.

“…Fuck.”

Avalon Academy. It is an East Asian shit game set in an academy attended by the world’s most talented students (※All characters are over 20 years old). (Created by a collaboration between Chinese capital, Japanese voice actors, and a Korean production company)

Of course, there are characters who are pretty, have good bodies, and look suspiciously young. The skin is white, the hair is like a rainbow, and the characters are all kind.

Unfortunately, this became the target of the PC. What’s worse is that the ‘Higher Ones’ censored the game, making a fuss about the public opinion of people who didn’t even play the game.

“You crazy people who say this is a fucking game!”

As a result of being the target of various negative news and witch hunts, Fucklon Academy… Avalon Academy has become a testing ground for data PCism.

Extreme censorship unprecedented in gaming history was implemented.

[Isn’t it racism that the academy, which houses the world’s best prospects, only has white people from developed countries?]

-> [※ The appearance and settings of some characters have changed.]

Sometimes a white character becomes a black person from an ethnic minority.

[There seems to be a lack of religious diversity. Allah Allah Alachon Allah.]

-> [※ The appearance and settings of some characters have changed.]

Some characters suddenly started wearing hijabs on their heads.

[Fair learning rights must be guaranteed to socially underprivileged people with disabilities as well!]

-> [※ The appearance and settings of some characters…fuck you Amy]

Characters with disabilities such as blind, crippled, deaf, and dumb were added. (This was unexpectedly popular among idiots with shady tastes.)

It was truly an update of chaos and chaos. After being repeatedly beaten, the game company, which had a screw missing, went into enjoyer mode and started applying all the idiotic requirements.

[what? Want to include people with disabilities? We go to limb amputation]

[what? Whitewashing? From now on, the appearance of black characters will use ‘fish’ modeling]

[what? Religious diversity? Ultra-Orthodox Jews—drop ‘Haredi’]

At this point, the PC supporters who had been raising their voices started to freak out and disappear. Real madness drove out fake madness.

Instead, a new magician began to enter the game… .

“Yes, everyone~ Hello~ The game we will play today is~”

“I heard this game is hot these days? yes? “Are you calling me a backstabber?”

“Today’s guest invitation! Avalon Academy is ranked #1 in the world for speedrunning!”

These were internet broadcasters who turned even madness into content.

At ‘Avalon Academy’, which went from being a shitty game to a sick game, broadcasters who had a taste for YouTube flocked to the game.

And there were swarms of locusts flocking to games occupied by broadcasters.

「Wa!」

Elementary student… It was Jammin.

A huge number of jammin flocked to ‘Avalon Academy’, and the game company, conscious of the attention of parents, began to completely remove the faint smell of ‘night game’ that remained in the game.

That’s how Avalon Academy became a jammin’ pick.

And I, who had been working hard at selling Avalon Academy since the pre-registration period, became an idiot chasing chickens.

[Do you want to permanently delete ‘Avalon Academy’ from this account?]

[YES]

I made a decision that day when I deleted the game, shedding tears of blood.

If you guys call me a raceist, I’ll be that fucking raceist.

A real racist who hates black people, hates religious people, hates people with disabilities, hates gay people, and hates Jammin.

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[You have been possessed by the world of ‘Avalon Academy’.]

A blue hologram appeared before my eyes.

blue… . Blue?

“Seeing as the status window is blue, are you a supporter?”

[Change the graphics settings of the status window to grayscale.]

Kim Do-han used color theory. The effect was amazing!

The status window changed to grayscale, translucent black and white. It hurt my eyes less and it looked much cleaner.

“Seeing how he suddenly changes color when he says he’s a supporter, it looks like he’s a supporter of the opposite side.”

[The status window does not support or recommend support for any particular political party, organization, or interest group.]

I ignored the status window that was making excuses like a gay man and looked at the situation.

I was standing on a street I had never seen before. He was wearing a white uniform that made it easy to move around, and people wearing the same uniform were walking in a line around him.

It was clear that he had been kidnapped by reptilians. Maybe the National Intelligence Service. I do not know. The problem must have been that North Korea’s external propaganda website posted a gif that changed to a tactical nuclear weapon 10 seconds later.

So, is this white uniform a prison uniform?

I caught a person wearing the same uniform and asked him where he was going.

“Have we been kidnapped by anyone?”

“Huh? Kidnapping? What do you mean?”

“The little bastard speaks informally at first sight so as not to be rude.”

“Oh, sorry… no, we’re new students!”

It seems like this person has already been brainwashed, as he keeps saying incomprehensible things.

Perhaps, for some reason, I was the only one who had been de-brainwashed. If so, you should not reveal that your brainwashing has been lifted.

“Haha! Just kidding, buddy.”

“Who are you…?”

“Where are we going?”

“Who are you?”

“Where are you going?”

“…Entrance ceremony. It’s starting soon in the auditorium.”

“Entrance ceremony? What school is it?”

“Avalon Academy!”

“What is that, you idiot?”

No, why did the name of the game appear all of a sudden?

Was this really a comic? Is Comic World holding a large-scale ‘Avalon Academy’ event?

“Chew…?”

“Ah, it’s not a fucking game anymore. Anyway, what event is going on at Avalon Academy?”

“I heard there’s an entrance ceremony!”

“What entrance ceremony?”

“Academy entrance ceremony!”

“Are you an F? Why do you keep your words to yourself?”

“Are you fucking T?”

“uh.”

“Then there’s nothing we can do….”

We walked together to participate in the entrance ceremony, sharing a friendship that went beyond MBTI.

Although he was an overly obsessed otaku, he didn’t seem like a bad friend.

“What is your name?”

“Kang Soo-ho.”

“Are you good at soccer?”

“no.”

“Change your name.”

“…What is your name?”

“Kim Do-han.”

“Kim Tokkang?”

“This pro-Japanese, anti-nationalist bastard. This is why you shouldn’t have anything to do with these idiots.”

“What?”

I arrived at the auditorium with Kang Su-ho, a pro-Japanese native Japanese pirate who couldn’t play soccer.

The Academy’s auditorium was truly poetic in form. It is a round dome-shaped building that resembles a European cathedral. Of course, I have never been to Europe.

“We’re having an entrance ceremony here?”

“uh.”

“Not mass?”

“Are you Catholic?”

“Are you a Protestant?”

“no.”

“This callous bastard will fall into the fire of hell. Don’t you know the heaven of Jesus and the hell of disbelief?”

“…What are you?”

“I am not religious.”

“This bastard…?”

There is a maxim by Comrade Karl Marx that religion is the opium of the people.

In an era like today where even revolutionary tasks are dismantled by the logic of capital, we must arm ourselves with a revolutionary spirit, using the words of Comrade Marx as a light.

“Dohan, are you a communist?”

“Are you Purang?”

“What are you talking about, you crazy bastard?”

“The entrance ceremony is starting. Be quiet.”

“…Fuck.”

The noisy auditorium gradually became quiet.

The ceiling opened and someone was coming down from the sky. The sight of him descending from heaven to earth with the brilliance of the sun on his back was sacred, like a scene from a religious painting. An angel was descending.

Pure white clothes, pure white wings, black skin… .

dark skin… ?

“Is that a black person…?”

“What do you mean, to the vice-principal—?”

“Keee! It’s the Flying Negro!!!”

“What?”

A black man was flying!

A scream came out of my mouth without me knowing. Has God finally gone crazy with an angel in the form of a black man? Oh, God, you really are crazy.

“Kim Do-han, you crazy bastard….”

Because I screamed, all the eyes of the people in the auditorium were focused on me.

The Negro-Angel who came down from the sky also trembled and glared at me. good. Completed situation assessment.

“Suho! What if you call a black person a Negro? It’s rude to call a Negro a Negro!”

“What?! You did that, you crazy person!”

“Students over there! Don’t call them negroes!”

Negro speaks!

“Students’?! I’m not?!”

“Suho. We are a community with a shared destiny. You know that?”

“hey!”

“I’ll give you a ride!”

“Fuck! I’m not gay?! Don’t say dirty things!”

“Are you saying being gay is dirty?”

“uh!”

Then, several students in the auditorium trembled and averted their gaze.

good. I remembered all the bastards who just turned their heads.

“Both of you, be quiet! The entrance ceremony is in progress!”

“yes!”

“I feel unfair….”

“Why are you feeling unfair like a gay man?”

“Fuck….”

Anyway, I just noticed that the gays were avoiding eye contact.

Seeing that there was an abundance of gays, I guess I was possessed by the world of ‘Avalon Academy’.

This is also the latest version of ‘Avalon Academy’ with all the PC updates applied.

“You’re screwed.”

“Do you finally realize that…?”

I guess I’m screwed.

That is the conclusion I came to after careful consideration.

I’m fucked.