episode_0001
by admin
#01
People cannot live without eating.
What kind of obvious statement are you making? I think it’s natural too.
But web novel writers don’t seem to know this.
Especially the [survival game] lol.
No, the apocalypse breaks out, zombies, monsters, and other things appear on the streets, and chaos breaks out.
It is even set that Seoul has been sealed off, making it impossible to travel or communicate with the outside world, so shouldn’t there be problems like food shortages in Seoul?
But there is no such thing.
I don’t know where food, clothes, or medicine come from, and there’s no scene showing me going to get them. There is no description of any problems caused by lack of supplies.
It clearly states that a few months have passed since the apocalypse occurred, but even if it’s only for the first 1-2 weeks, isn’t it Eva for several months?
There is mention that there are survivor groups all over Seoul. Where do they get food? how.
Moreover, although the group of main characters is small, they all eat three meals a day, but it is not even stated what they eat.
No, think about it. I heard Seoul has been blocked? lol
What did you farm in Seoul? Or has the food piled up been sitting there for months without rotting?
Nothing is revealed, but not only the main character but also the guys who are leading a group of hundreds of survivors are eating and living comfortably.
Don’t you know this because you’ve eaten lunch too? How much does hundreds of people eat in just one meal?
But in an apocalyptic state, when you go out on the street, you’re immediately cut down and ransacked by monsters, and hundreds of people are eaten like that every day?
If you’re going to write, don’t you think you should use some common sense, writers?
If such an apocalypse were to occur right now, food would run out in a week, people would starve to death, eat each other, loot, and cause chaos.
The main character there would have given up the mission and gone looking for canned food in just a month, right?
That’s what a normal apocalypse looks like, but maybe it’s because writers these days lack imagination, and they just ignorantly break missions, gain friends, go somewhere to find opportunities, and even play with God to become really strong.
There is no serious consideration of basic human survival conditions.
This is why the level of web novels these days is so bad.
Well, the writers always think about ways to fill the main character’s mulberry flavor, so I wonder if they even had time to think about such things. Tsk tsk. I understand.
[Survival Game] Author, if you are watching this, please make an excuse lol
If you agree, it’s okay.
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Okay. Even if you read it again, it is still a masterpiece. This should be enough to attract aggro. Immediately click the mouse.
[registration]
As soon as the post is posted, many people who are attracted to the aggro come and start leaving comments.
– This bastard is here again.
– Is this what you want to eat today?
– Is this a [survival game]? lol
I had already become a fan of the web novel reader community through several aggro attacks. Even today, I took control of the gallery in an instant with just one post.
For something I wrote out of boredom during lunch break at work, it’s a good value for money.
– No, but isn’t that true?
– Really. I’ve never seen a description of someone going around looking for something to eat in a survival game.
– A group of hundreds of survivors is almost like a school, so think about your school lunch. It doesn’t make sense for this to last several months in the apocalypse.
– A quick note lol
– Now that I think about it, that’s right. Winter came in the middle, and it was normal, but everything was frozen. Where is the heating done? There’s no gas coming in.
As if to prove that I wasn’t wrong, there were several sympathetic comments. Of course, it’s not without notice, right? There was also a guy who clung to me.
– What kind of novel is this bastard talking about that eating is important?
ㄴ Of course it’s important. Then you don’t eat?
ㄴㄴ Because you eat it like that, you become a paohu.
Saying paohu stings me for no reason. Because it’s a fact.
But it still doesn’t delete the comment. Because I’m generous.
After that, the comments continued. There are comments refuting it, people start fighting with each other, or they even post new posts to refute it.
It was no different from the usual community scene, with each person just saying what they had to say and arguing with each other.
“Good ride.”
Actually, I was the one who threw the rice cake and since then I have been just watching without leaving a comment.
It’s much easier to watch them burn among themselves. It’s work time soon, so there’s no time to kiss.
Wouldn’t it be embarrassing to do that in broad daylight on a weekday? Pathetic unemployed bastards.
“Why are you looking at me like that from earlier? Mr. Godfather.”
“Yes? ah… .”
I quickly turned off my phone screen when I suddenly heard a voice from behind me.
When I turned around, my gunner, Gong Ga-eun, was holding a toothbrush and a toothbrush cup in her hands.
Naturally, the gaze turned to Gong Ga-eun’s chest.
Sales Team / Manager / Gong Ga-eun
The employee ID card on the necklace can be seen stuck between the large breasts. That one is at least an E cup.
“What is it? Suddenly the screen turns off. Are you hiding something?”
“Well, there is that… .”
“It’s okay. You can show me. It’s lunch time anyway. I won’t say anything. I’m just curious.”
He motions for me to give him his cell phone with a curious look in his eyes, wondering if he is oblivious.
However, that does not mean you can turn the screen back on and show it.
I was watching the fire burning brightly in the web novel reader community… You can’t say that.
“Isn’t it something like stocks or coins? You can’t get caught stocking up during our working hours.”
“It’s not like that.”
“Then I’m glad. Quickly get ready for afternoon work. Are you going to finish everything I asked you to do and have fun?”
“… I will prepare it quickly.”
“Please do it as quickly as possible.”
Ms. Ga-eun left the place, waving her employee ID card around. I sighed deeply after the figure was completely out of sight.
“Phew… .”
When I turn my head to the keyboard on the desk, I see my employee ID card.
Sales Team / Intern / Daebu Park
“Tsu-eup.”
For no reason, I rummage through my employee ID card and turn it over.
“Become a leader who can control people. Godfather.”
sorry. father. I was successful in influencing people, but I was not a leader.
My father must have been impressed by the movie ‘The Godfather’ and gave me the name ‘Godfather’ to tell me to become a great person.
However, I could not become the cool person my father expected. My academics, appearance, and sports were below average.
Even during my school days, I was made fun of because someone spread the word that debu is a Japanese word for a fat person. After all, I was obese.
Thanks to you, I ended up living a bit of a hikikomori life… .
I thought I would be a hikikomori for the rest of my life, but ironically, after my father passed away, I was forced to go out into the world.
It was because I had no money.
It was then that I realized for the first time that people will do anything when they are hungry. Do you know the look on the delivery man’s face when he is caught stealing the Chinese food served by his neighbor? I know.
After experiencing for myself the reality that I couldn’t live a hikikomori life without money, I was forced to work part-time and live a social life.
After that, I went around and succeeded in getting a job here as an intern, but that was it.
Age 33. New intern with no experience. The place I managed to get into was a small business sales position.
His specialty is attracting aggro from the web novel community.
Even if it were me, I wouldn’t treat someone like this like a human being.
From one to ten, I am compared to Ga-eun, my shooter.
Ga-eun is smart at work at a young age, kind to people, pretty, and has a big heart.
I’m old, I can’t work, I’m ignored by people, I’m ugly, and my stomach is bulging.
There is even a seven year difference in age. Of course I am above.
What that means is that Ga-eun was an elementary school student when I was in college, and when I was working hard in the military, Ga-eun was a middle school student eating lunch. But now I am being scolded by Ga-eun.
Thinking like this makes me burst into flames? Still, I have to endure it. To make a living.
Still, Ga-eun is the only person who talks to me, takes care of me, and doesn’t make me feel uncomfortable, even though I feel like an outcast in this company.
[A new post has been posted.]
“… … ?”
Suddenly, a cell phone notification rings. As if drawn, I turned the screen back on and an article came up that caught my eye.
To be exact, the author’s nickname captivated me.
[Look at the guy who sniped at me earlier] [3] -todwhswkrrk
“… … You’re a writer.”
The person who posted the article was the author of [Survival Game].
Did the author write this directly to attack me?
why? suddenly? Because of that post earlier? Did you get stabbed?
Even though I was thinking about all sorts of things, I couldn’t stop my fingers from writing.
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Look at the bastard who wrote such a thing about survival of the apocalypse.
Do you know what a novel is?
Do you think I’ve never thought about food or something like that? Common sense?
Even if you just watch a zombie movie, the food issue that jumps out from the beginning? Of course, I took everything into consideration.
But I boldly deleted it.
why? The core of my writing is not about the main character surviving by living in the city, but about achieving great success.
Those are the scenes that people want to see.
So I deleted that part and didn’t mention it at all.
Common sense tells us that if there are hundreds of episodes in a novel where the main character runs around looking for breakfast, do you read them?
What is a novel or a diary? Where did I get something for breakfast today? Are you going to write something like this?
Would I be a great writer if I wrote that way? It must have been one of the Hakkos playing with you guys here in the gallery.
Again, the core of my writing is that the main character defeats the characters, items, and heroine all by himself and wins the survival game.
I’m not going around the apocalypse looking for food to eat today. ok?
The following article is your life, so what you earn and eat is important, but haha, I understand that point.
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“This… Fuck… .”
My hands were shaking as I was looking at my phone. Moreover, even the comments pouring in were busy praising the author.
– A strong writer appears on the mound
– Wow, haha, you are taking the initiative yourself?
– This is right haha.
– ㄹㅇ What kind of food is this?
– He’s the kind of guy who can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality. A guy like that. If you skip a moving scene in a movie, you’re the type of person who will protest why a 30-minute distance can be covered in 3 seconds. That guy lol
– Wow, I’m looking at you, author!
-You can ignore what those idiots say. If you listen to every single thing a guy like that says, it will be really fun.
– ㄹㅇ ㅋㅋㅋ He doesn’t even know what a ‘story’ is ㅋㅋㅋ
“These bastards?”
Even the guy who sympathized with me just a moment ago is praising the author. Look at the change in attitude.
Starting from the author’s writing, the atmosphere in the gallery had gradually shifted to treating me as an ignorant person.
I can’t stand this.
If I just write a rebuttal, I can beat that writer’s bullshit.
[This user has been blocked from the gallery.]
[Block period: 720 days]
[Reason for blocking: ㅄ]
“Ha… . Bastards.”
I was about to throw my phone away, but then I thought about what people around me would think and how much I had to pay for my phone, so I quietly turned off the screen and put it down on the desk.
[Mr. Godfather. Haven’t you finished what I said earlier yet? You’re still playing, aren’t you?]
Ga-eun’s in-house messenger arrives. When I looked at the clock, it had already been work time for a while. The person sitting next to me is glancing at me and noticing me. I think I heard him swearing to himself. It was captured properly.
In the end, I had no choice but to forget everything and go back to reality and get back to work.
Even though I was working hard on the report, I couldn’t get the thought out of my head that my thoughts were right.
Anyone who has ever been hungry knows how important it is to eat every day.
But most people overlook that. Honestly, there is no one starving in the world these days. Except people like me.
But what if, really.
What if a world comes where everyone has no choice but to starve?
What if we come to a world where it is difficult for everyone to have even the basic conditions for survival?
At that time, everyone will truly realize the importance of one meal.
Even if you cry, beg, and plead at that time, see if I hand over a grain of rice.
If Ga-eun lets you touch her breasts… I might even give it to Ga-eun!
… … … .
No. What is the use of all this?
That world will never come anyway.
Apocalypse? Could something like that happen?
Even if something like that happens, it would only be meaningful if I had food, but that’s not the case.
[‘Survival Game’ has begun.]
[The ability granted to you is ‘1+1’.]
… ?
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