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As I opened my eyes, I saw the familiar yellow ceiling. Checking the time, it was 12:43. I was lucky to wake up before the afternoon, and even earlier than yesterday.

Today, for some reason, there was no headache as soon as I got out of bed. So, feeling somewhat refreshed, my body naturally moved towards the computer. I saw the cigarette butts piled up like a gray mountain. I would probably set a new record today as well.

The keyboard was covered in dust, making it look unpleasant. I scratched my back and roughly wiped it off with my hand. Then, I pushed back the chair that I couldn’t even remember when I bought, and sat down.

“Let’s get some work done….”

It wasn’t anything grand to say the least. The only productive activity I knew how to do was to earn and sell virtual currency from the game I had been playing since I was young.

Now, passing through the tiresome game screen, my character appeared. Level 98 Master Swordsman. A character with decent performance, solely good at acquiring in-game currency. That’s why I felt no attachment to it at all. I just wondered when I would stop seeing this guy.

In the usual hunting grounds, with the usual monsters. Using the usual character to hunt and acquire items and currency.

“Should I smoke a cigarette?”

Smoking on an empty stomach made me feel dizzy and my head slightly hurt, but withdrawal symptoms were inevitable. I took out a cigarette from the yellow pack, lit it with a lighter, and inhaled. The familiar short pleasure….

“Cough! Cough! Cough! Ah, it’s hot! What, what is this?!”

My head was hurting. My stomach was churning like crazy. This was similar to the first time I tried a cigarette…. No, it was much worse!

“Ugh!”

Unable to hold back the urge to vomit, I pushed the chair and rushed to the bathroom. After retching for a while in the toilet, my stomach finally calmed down.

“Damn…. I keep lying down smoking and playing games. Am I sick?”

I felt like I might not be able to live much longer like this. I should quit now and find a job….

“If I could, I would have gone out and found one earlier.”

The fact that my health naturally deteriorates when this is the only thing I can do is too dreadful. I sighed deeply and headed to the sink to wash my face. I splashed water vigorously. Splash…. I wiped my face completely. That way, my gloomy face would be less visible.

But there comes a time when I can’t endure it any longer. At that moment, I really feel like dying. The sight of an ugly, chubby hikikomori suffering because of water….

“Huh?”

Why isn’t it there. Wait a minute! Whose face is this?

“What. Has my face changed?”

In the mirror, I didn’t see the person I knew. The dark circles and rough game pain under my eyes were nowhere to be seen. Instead, there was a man with very fair skin…. Even I thought he looked cute.

“What the heck is this…. Am I dreaming right now?”

Come to think of it, I was unconsciously lifting my heels. In the past, just straightening my back would have been enough to be reflected in the mirror.

When I released my heels, my gaze went down. Approximately 150cm, I guessed. It matched well with this cute face.

I gently pulled the chubby and soft cheeks. Ouch…. It didn’t seem like a dream.

“This is unbelievable. Something that could only happen in a movie is happening to me….”

I didn’t have much attachment to my original face, so I didn’t feel any regret. But absurdity is absurdity.

[Congratulations! You have awakened the status window!]

What is this!

I was startled and fell back. Suddenly, a transparent square window appeared in front of me, blocking my view. In bold black letters, it said that I had awakened something called a ‘status window.’

What is this exactly? I blinked my eyes in confusion. The text in the square window gradually changed.

[‘Status window’ or ‘skill check’ can be called. Will you do it?]

[If you refuse, the authority to call the status window will disappear. (Not recommended.)]

Well… might as well give it a try. I cleared my throat and muttered as instructed.

“Sta, status window!”

Poof! A bright white light burst in front of my eyes. It was so intense that I thought I might go blind. I covered my eyes with my hand and took a step back, and the square window transformed into a fascinating form.

[Thank you! You have awakened the status window. Click on the text to check the details.]

[Name: Baek Seonghyun.]

[Age: 21 years old.]

[Height: 149cm]

[Weight: 35kg]

[Penis length: 19cm]

[Skills: None.]

[Points: 100P]

The status window displayed my physical details. Wait, my penis length is 19cm…? Why is that even written down? And why is it so big? Especially for someone with a small height!

[The points you have can be used to purchase useful items or skills at the shop window.]

[To earn points, you must complete ‘quests.’]

[To check the current quest, please say ‘confirm.’]

Quest? Points? It feels like I’m watching a game. This makes me feel like I’ve become a ‘superhuman.’

‘This is unbelievable… it’s not a dream. Who gave me this? I just wanted to live quietly and die.’

I have a timid personality, so having such a huge ability bestowed upon me feels burdensome. Short and thin. That’s my life motto. I don’t like causing trouble to others. But I also don’t like doing good deeds. I prefer to avoid contact with others and stay locked up in my room, so why is this happening to me!

‘Let’s just check out this quest…’

Just in case. If the quest is simple. And if I can buy precious metals from the shop with the points I earn. I can live without playing games.

“Confirm!”

It was a voice that sounded like ants crawling. The quest window appeared. It also had a appearance that seemed to come straight out of a game.

“There are too many heroes in the world! Make the strong and beautiful female heroes submit to you through sex!”]

[Make the hero code name ‘Dragon Girl’ submit to you.]

[Reward for success: 200p]

[Reward for failure: Experience the most excruciating pain for a long time before dying in a miserable form.]

[48 hours left until completion.]

What is this! Dying? And in a terrible way…?

My goal is to die thin and short, but I don’t plan on dying right now. And I dislike pain even more. I’m so scared of stubbing my toe that I walk slowly…

‘How am I supposed to make a woman submit! I’m so scared of even holding hands that I might die.’

Unfortunately, due to my grotesque appearance, I had a strong aversion to the female species. How could someone like me make a woman ‘submit.’

Of course, my current appearance was somewhat cute. If I had looked like this since I was young, I would have thought life would have been easier. But even so, this appearance is not easy to seduce women. After all, women like sturdy men.

[Tip: Shout out “Skill Shop Window” to use powerful skills by paying points!]

[Would you like to check now?]

As I was having such pitiful thoughts, the status window seemed to be annoyed. It gave me a tip. So… let’s put our hope in this.

“Skill Shop Window!”

The same dazzling light burst out.

[Skill Shop Window.]

[Flirting Machine: Using your cute appearance, you can automatically seduce the opposite sex. No matter what you do, the other person will feel sexual temptation! Also, no matter what you do, the behavior will always be approached with favor. 60p.]

[Penis Enlargement 1: Increase the size of your penis by 5cm. 30p.]

[Sure Hit!: When you thrust your penis into the other person’s genitals, there is a 5% chance of making them surrender. 100p]

[Mating Machine: When you ejaculate inside the opposite sex, they will get pregnant with a 100% chance. No seed can beat yours. Also, the opponent impregnated by your child will definitely surrender. 80p]

[Meeting in a place like this, it must be fate?: You can check the location of the desired opposite sex. 20p.]

[Only for the Master: Imprint your mark on a random body part of the opponent who surrendered. No ability can erase the mark, and only accepts what is yours. Also, the effect of the ‘Charisma King’ skill increases by one level. 130P.]

Many skills appeared in a rush. Right now, the skills I was interested in were these. Even a loser like me can easily seduce women by choosing only these skills, so there is definitely a possibility.

‘But who is this Dragon Girl?’

There seems to be a standard for choosing. I suddenly became curious and quickly searched on my phone.

“Huh? This guy….”

It was a familiar face.

The face of Han Yoo-ri, who bullied me in high school, was unforgettable.