episode_0135

Eugene and Lime entered the department store and headed straight to the store.

Naturally, it is Lime who takes the lead in pulling Eugene’s arm.

When I checked the place I was dragged to, it turned out to be an optical store.

“Have your eyes gotten any better?”

“Slime has a vision of 3.0 in both eyes.”

Lime said, stretching out her meager chest.

Wow, you really got some great information.

Where should the vision information of an eyeless slime be used?

“So, if you do anything suspicious, I will correct it, so be careful.”

Lime points to his eyes with his finger and laughs like a devil.

Smell, sight, and even reasoning skills.

If you were good at soccer as well, a boy with bow tie and glasses somewhere would have asked you to be friends.

Eugene realized more factors to be careful about!

“Then why did you come here?”

“Do you have to have bad eyesight to wear glasses?”

“…….?”

Why do I wear glasses when I have bad eyesight?

Eugene made an expression like Conan’s when he discovered the culprit who had discovered Nam Do-il’s identity.

“Ha, these days people wear glasses as fashion, right?”

How did I end up learning about today’s fashion from slime?

Eugene felt a little wronged, but it was also true that he was ignorant, so he had no choice but to remain silent.

“You already have a dirty look.”

“It’s dirty… … .”

Suddenly, a person’s eyes were dissed.

Well, it might be strange if the heir to the mafia had a gentle impression.

“Just wearing glasses can completely change a person’s impression. If you use it too, you might look a little more gentle and make more friends.”

“Will something change just by putting something on my eyes?”

“Cartoon characters become completely different people when they take off their glasses.”

“That’s right too!”

I suddenly feel like I have tremendous powers of persuasion.

It was an eye-level education worthy of Mr. Kumon.

“Okay, let’s take a closer look. They say there are various types of glasses.”

Lime turned his back and looked at the glasses with light steps.

That behavior is very natural, like a schoolgirl these days.

It’s a rhyme that people openly hate.

When I look at the shopping I am used to, I feel like it has changed a lot.

“How about something like this? I feel a bit like a model student.”

“Wouldn’t the horn rim be too noticeable?”

Isn’t it like the glasses that the main character in a drama wears to hide his handsome appearance?

Eugene looked in the mirror while trying on various glasses recommended by Lime.

‘Even if I use 10, they all look the same.’

Honestly, I don’t know what my face looks like.

If I had a great sense of fashion to begin with, would I have become an idiot?

As Eugene, that area is completely insider territory.

“What do you think?”

“Hmm, they all look good. It would be a waste to choose just one. Should I just buy them all~”

He doesn’t even choose his own clothes, but his face looks very happy.

It may be an illusion, but it also seems like she looks prettier than usual.

Eugene suddenly reached for a pair of glasses next to him.

“How about you try it too?”

“Me too?”

“Yes, I think it suits you.”

Lime blinked for a moment and then put on the glasses Eugene gave her.

Then he tucked his hair behind his ear and smiled slightly.

“What is it? Do you like women wearing glasses?”

“No, I like you wearing glasses.”

“Eup……!”

Lime stiffened at Eugene’s words.

I tried my best to hide my expression, but I couldn’t hide the slight redness of my ears.

This attack was a little dangerous.

‘Hmm, already, the only thing I could do was hide my excitement at the sight of my appearance changing every time I put on the glasses.’

Really.

The problem with Eugene is that he suddenly snaps at me like this.

It is more dangerous because you are not aware of it.

That’s what’s better.

“Ha! Na-won… where did our Yu-jin learn that… it’s not like a confession… she says all kinds of pretty things… no, that’s hmmm! hmm! Do you think you’ll get scolded if you say things like that to other girls?”

“You can’t say things like this to other girls.”

Lime smiled brightly when she saw Eugene like that.

I wonder if this is what the priest who turned criminal Jean Valjean into a new person felt like.

I also learned how to say these sweet words first.

Lime must be 90% responsible for Eugene, a clueless idiot, becoming like this.

‘Now I will be able to seduce other girls just as easily. Hmm, should I say this is good or annoying?’

From Lime’s point of view, she is happy that Eugene, who invested with the thought, ‘I’m going to see my boyfriend’s coin write off and put in a low-value full seed!’, has grown.

It makes me anxious to think that this tactless idiot would do something like that to another woman.

‘…..He has a handsome face for no reason.’

Even just the class president alone would be annoying.

Honestly, I think it would be very uncomfortable if the harem expanded further here.

Just being yourself is enough to like a man like this.

When my thoughts reached that point, I sighed for no reason.

“Why are you doing this all of a sudden?”

Lime, who looked happy, sighed and Eugene tilted his head.

“Just. I just wanted to lock you in the basement, feed you a sumptuous feast, make you sleep in a luxurious bed, and fuck you every day.”

“……Isn’t that usually a crime called kidnapping and confinement in the public?”

Why is it that the women who like him are anxious because they can’t contain themselves?

Eugene is a good kid who doesn’t run away.

If I had been weak, the genre in this world might have been thriller.

“I’m glad that you like me, but please don’t see me as someone you can prey on.”

“Hmm? Is there anyone who doesn’t want to be fed and raised by an older, beloved beauty?”

“Let alone the words “older” and “love,” you say the word “beautiful woman” out of your own mouth?”

Of course, no matter how you look at Lime, she is a pretty girl.

Saying it with your own mouth is another story.

Lime laughed for a moment as if he had heard something ridiculous, and then spoke majestically.

“When Eugene is in front of you, he is always, always, the prettiest in the world.”

“…….”

He spoke so confidently that I didn’t even have the heart to tackle him.

The fact that I added ‘in front of me’ also played a significant role.

I think I might be happy if I were raised by Lime.

Eugene half-sincerely thought about it.

“Hmm! hmm! So what kind of glasses should I buy?”

“Should I just buy everything? You have a lot of money anyway.”

Of course, considering Heukcheon’s wealth, there is no problem buying this entire store.

However, from the perspective of Eugene, who is basically a small citizen, I think it is a waste.

“The glasses might get broken in a fight. If possible, I want to buy something sturdy.”

“I don’t know why you think wearing fashion glasses is a prerequisite for fighting.”

I certainly don’t have anything to say if I say that.

Eugene is the type of consumer who buys a sturdy and large smartphone whenever possible.

Due to their reckless nature, they often break things.

Above all, isn’t it a world where it’s not strange for monsters to appear anytime and anywhere?

“In a world like this, wouldn’t it be okay for glasses to have something like a location tracker?”

“Why? They also ask for a voice-modulating bow tie and shooting shoes.”

To be honest, as a man in his prime, I think that if such a product were available, I would want to buy it right away.

As expected, Eugene decided to keep it buried in his heart because it would seem too childish to say it in words.

“……In fact, since we live in a society with many heroes, there are likely to be special glasses made by heroes.”

As Lime said, I went to that corner and there were quite a few glasses that looked good at first glance.

Of course, if you look at the price, it is much more expensive.

In Eugene’s case, since it was a bargain, the focus was not on money, but on not having to come back to buy it again.

First of all, this is the type where even if you buy one piece of clothing, the clerk is so burdened that he/she completes the payment in 5 minutes!

“Excuse me. Are there any hero glasses that won’t break even when fighting?”

“Oh, you are looking for reinforced glasses?”

The clerk skillfully opened the case and introduced the product.

“How about this? Because it is a specially made item, it does not break even if an elephant steps on it.”

“Oh, really?”

“Yes, and this product also has an anesthetic needle function. It’s coated with a poison that can knock out an elephant in just one minute.”

“Do you have any grudge against the elephant?”

I wonder if he really has that ability.

This is a function that is not particularly necessary for Eugene, who can take down an elephant with just as much strength.

“Or how about this? It is popular among heroes because of its light and simple design. Plus, it’s foldable so it’s easy to carry.”

“Ho, it’s fascinating.”

Has the world finally reached a place where people can fold their glasses?

There is something about this type of ‘transforming robot’-like object that makes men’s hearts flutter.

Of course, Lime, who was more of a woman, tilted her head.

“Who folds and stores their glasses, are you stupid?”

“No, I don’t think you should just call him a complete idiot. As a man lives, a moment inevitably comes when he has to put down his glasses.”

“What kind of situation is that?”

“When a friend comes over while you are studying and you want to show off your intelligence by quickly putting on your glasses?”

“You don’t have any friends. Are you stupid?”

A moderately violent blow that lands in the middle of the chest without any hesitation!

Eugene suffered 10000 damage.

“Hoho, how about a product like this? These are glasses with cognitive impairment. Although it is a bit pricey, heroes these days often use it for couples.”

“……A couple?”

“Yes, you two look so good together~ Especially the man’s eyes are dripping with honey~”

“Hmph, hmm~”

Ah, the corners of Lime’s mouth are turning up.

I can’t believe I like Lime, who hates humans.

This guy would probably be a pretty great salesman, except that he hates elephants.

“How about it? Should I buy it for a couple?”

“If I like you, I like everything.”

These are glasses that I initially wanted to buy for fashion purposes while on a date.

If you like Lime, there are no complaints.

The two bought glasses side by side and went outside.

“How about it? Does he look like a villain character?”

“Do you know that everyone who smiles evilly and raises their glasses looks like a villain character?”

Aren’t these glasses bought in the first place to look gentle?

So, this is a complete reversal.

“Hmm, but when I look at it like this, an unexpected problem arose.”

“Why? Because you suddenly look handsome?”

“No, it doesn’t matter because it only looks like that to my eyes.”

You are casually denying it, I see.

Still, I’m glad it looks cool in Lime’s eyes.

“Our Eugene is so cool that, except for the fact that he is Heukcheon’s successor, I think there will be a fight right away.”

“Wow, why do you say I look like a brat when I stay still? Are you underestimating this? How do you know that I am the image of a king who is intimidating even when I stand still?”

Lime tilted her head slightly, looked at Eugene, and evaluated her coldly.

“You don’t look like that at all?”

“Umm… … .”

“Well, I guess it’ll be okay. No matter what, is it really possible for an incident to break out like that?”

That was when the two were walking side by side.

“Oh, what~? Does it look nice? He was so arrogant and took a girl out on a date in someone else’s area.”

The two stopped for a moment and looked at the bully in front of them.

Lime raised his hand without saying a word.

Eugene quickly grabbed that wrist.

“Let’s resolve it peacefully.”

“Hehe~ It’s okay, it’s okay. Because I won’t leave a body behind.”

“I’m saying that because it’s not okay at all!”

Eugene is overwhelmed by events as if he were breathing.

Lime is full of hearts that will just kill whoever it is.

It seemed a little difficult for their date to end normally.