episode_0044
by fnovelpiaIt had been a few days since Jooddak had spent time in the palace. He tossed and turned on the soft bed.
Life in the palace was enjoyable!
In fact, it felt like a luxury hotel. The service was excellent enough to make one think so.
Even if you just stayed still, food would come out, cleaning and laundry would be taken care of, and you wouldn’t even feel a threat to your life.
And the fact that you could see beautiful women in pairs made it paradise.
“Hero, hero.”
“What’s the matter?”
“Oh, it’s nothing.”
Although it seemed like she was interrupting her reading for no reason, it was an important moment for Jooddak.
“What would you like to see added to the gallery? Is there anything you’re hoping for?”
“Why are you asking me that?”
“Well, just because we’re spending time together, as a gift?”
“If you show me the list, I’ll choose.”
If she had a wish… it would be a fun gallery with Jooddak…
But there was absolutely nothing she could say out loud.
She mumbled a response and accepted the special gallery reward that Jooddak called her for.
“I’m not sure. Nothing really stands out to me.”
“Is that so.”
Jooddak nodded.
Well, how much interest would a hero have in the gallery?
If you’re a hero protecting the continent, you’d naturally be more interested in reality than the gallery.
“Hmm…”
After much consideration, Jooddak made a choice.
Isn’t the gallery a place for fun?
For it to be fun, there should be plenty of things to do!
With his choice, a new item was added to the gallery.
– What’s this strange thing that appeared?
– Jooddak, is that you again?
– This time Jooddak is really amazing lol
– Other Jooddaks took months or years to do what he did alone lol
– So, what is this place for?
– Mini games in the gallery???
A legitimate fighting arena that suited the gallery was opened.
What is the gallery?
It’s a place where you can relieve stress by pooping and picking fights with the person next to you.
It’s like the chaos five minutes before the end of the century happening every day.
Even those who claim to have studied and learned in the mage tower were in this state.
Of course, there were some who pretended to be in the mage tower and wrote posts, but they were a minority.
They were people who fought and tore each other apart.
– Honestly, if I were to go head-to-head with the emperor, I’d probably lose lol
– The kingdom only has a queen besides the emperor lol
– Isn’t that something to envy?
– A queen is better than an emperor lol
– Ha, this time I’m going for the demon king lol
– Crazy dude lol talking big about challenging the entrance cut for the demon king battle lol
– The village idiots in the eastern part of Mazeiros are no joke
– Yeah lol I’m in the capital area~
– I made a sword this time, what do you think?
– Instead of a sword, you should use a sturdy spear
– Who uses a spear these days? You should shoot a reliable bow lol
– Using a repeating crossbow is legit, right?
– Ho tribe honestly looks pathetic…
– Cat tribe <<< They surrender as soon as you give them catnip lol
– Why are the wolf tribe so arrogant?
– If you pluck the wings off the harpies, wouldn't they be screwed?
– Ugh, the furries are shedding like crazy
Everyone was fighting in their own way, creating a chaotic scene in the gallery.
Even the elves, who everyone considered noble (in their own opinion), fought in the gallery!
Title) The Era of Classic Magic Studies is Over; Mana Efficiency School is Now Dominant
─Improving the completeness of magic is more important than increasing mana efficiency!
─Even if you have to do everything, progress is essential, right?
─Are you denying the history that the elves have built!!!!!
─Holding onto the dying discipline, what a joke ㅋㅋ
─Haha, it seems our juniors are lacking in understanding due to their short learning
─Tsk, what's the point of knowing so much? Have you aged so much that your brain has rotted?
In response, my words are right.
In this total crisis situation, I poured gasoline all over the fire.
─If you're annoyed, how about a chess match with 3 wins in a row? Am I the only pathetic loser here? ㅋㅋ
─Come to room 2, I'll teach you some manners
If you win or lose but still a loser, then the winner is a loser.
A battle of pride took place here and there.
"Then kill each other."
Bloodshed was rampant in the gallery.
Of course, this is the story of arrogant users with strong egos.
Most users were busy showing interest in the new features.
Title) Not Many Game Options Available
Chess, Gomoku, and Yacht?
Ugh, I'll get tired of this in a few years
ㄴIf you've played for a few years, give it a break ㅋㅋ
ㄴIsn't that enough to enjoy it?
ㄴSeriously, you've had your fill
ㄴJjuddak) We can add other games too, for now, these are trial events ㅇㅇ;
ㄴHaha ㅋㅋ I had faith in you!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴWhat game are we playing next???
ㄴPlease, more gambling, more gambling, more gambling
ㄴCrazy gambling addict ㅅㅂㅋㅋ
Title) Jjuddak Survived, LOL
Board games enjoyed on the gallery? Can't resist ㅋㅋ
ㄴWhy isn't there poker?
ㄴWhy no Texas Hold'em and Blackjack?
ㄴI feel like gambling about 300 gold
ㄴSeriously ㅋㅋ It was fun when the gallery turned into a gambling den
ㄴWhen was that? ㅋㅋ
ㄴIt's been a while ㅋㅋ Just thinking about gambling makes my hands tremble
ㄴYou should stop…
ㄴWhen you hold the cards… it's enjoyable…
Title) Gambling Addicts
You bastards, go gamble with each other
ㄴSeriously, you need to lose a hand to come to your senses while gambling
ㄴEven if you lose a hand, you'll still play with your feet, right? ㅋㅋ
ㄴI'm already deep into gallery gambling with my feet ㅋㅋ
ㄴWhat the hell…
ㄴAh, I miss the gallery gambling den
ㄴWhen was that? Are you still gambling on the gallery?
ㄴI don't miss it at all? Damn gallery is toxic
ㄴSeriously, should I try gambling once? There were quite a few idiots whose brains were fried from it
ㄴThose who lost everything and begged in the gallery were a sight to see ㅋㅋ
ㄴThe guy who gambled for his daughter's rare disease treatment became a legend ㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴAh ㅋㅋ that guy ㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴDid he really do all that? Is he even human??
ㄴYeah, he did it all
ㄴAfter crying on the floor, a gallery member helped him out, but he took the money and went back to the gambling den ㅋㅋ
ㄴDamn ㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴUgh, that's harsh, really harsh ㅋㅋ
ㄴJust hearing about it feels like hell
ㄴBoard games are safe and wholesome, right? It's nice ㅇㅇ;
Title) Breaking News!!!!!!!!
'ElfTtulddak' enters Room 36!!!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴElfTtulddak's chess skills,,, hmm,,, shall we see them,,,????
ㄴPlantDruid) Don't look!!!!!!!!
ㄴThis joke is getting old ㅋㅋ
ㄴElf grandma's,,, amazing,,,
ㄴThis guy is crazy ㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴDon't look… there are two words that Jjuddak likes
ㄴCrazy guy… crazy guy… crazy guy… crazy guy…
ㄴHow does he come up with these ideas?
ㄴHe always comes up with these jokes every time ㅅㅂㅋㅋ
ㄴJjuddak) Get out
ㄴAh ㅋㅋ
ㄴLeave quickly ㅋㅋ I won't see you off, you gay ㅋㅋ
ㄴLet's start quickly
ㄴWhen are you going to start? Haha, I ordered chicken.
ㄴI'm looking forward to seeing the skills of the Elf Tultak, haha.
ㄴPlant Druid) Don't look at it!!!!
ㄴYeah, there's a spectator function, haha.
ㄴHow do you endure watching it, haha.
ㄴGiving a lecture to the Elf Tultak?? How can you stand this, haha.
ㄴHaha, come on, start it, haha.
ㄴIt's a 30-minute timer game, not bad.
ㄴThe game has started, haha.
ㄴThe Elf Tultak has the second move.
ㄴAs expected, a typical good move to start.
ㄴYeah, open up the space for the pieces to move…
ㄴ???
ㄴWhat on earth is the Elf Tultak doing?
ㄴNo way, how can you use such an outdated chess technique???
ㄴHaha, no way, this is the Queen's Gambit Opening!!!!!!!!! Why can't you handle it!!!! Elf Tultak, please!!!!!!!!
ㄴOh no.
ㄴThis is screwed, haha.
ㄴOh, haha, the knight got taken, haha, the pawn got taken, haha.
ㄴAlright, haha, taking one life at a time, the queen will return alive, haha.
ㄴThis place is a great restaurant, haha, I'll give it a 5-star review and leave.
ㄴWow, this is really messed up, seriously.
ㄴIt looks like the chess rankings will be rearranged at the next-door Pobi's place.
ㄴIt's been a while since I've seen such a disastrous game.
ㄴThe Elf Tultak doesn't know how to play chess… getting old and forgetting…
ㄴHow did the pawn move again…?
ㄴDamn, haha, it wasn't that bad.
─Plant Druid
Title) It's not that I couldn't do it!!!!!!!!!!
No, I didn't!!!!!!!!
ㄴYeah, that's right, the Elf Tultak isn't that bad.
ㄴSeriously;;; He plays an old-fashioned chess from a few centuries ago, but at that time, this was the right move, yeah.
ㄴIt's possible, haha, for real, haha.
ㄴChess Trash) Why are you saying that, you were playing well.
ㄴDid you just make a terrible move and then leave such a comment? Haha.
ㄴHaha, you're the worst, this guy, haha.
ㄴLet's go insult him, haha.
ㄴPlant Druid) Come back before I ban you!!!!!!!!
ㄴChess Trash) What did you say? Is that the word of a chess trash?? I can't hear you very well???
ㄴPlant Druid) Please… do it again…
ㄴChess Trash) Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it, haha.
ㄴHaha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha.
ㄴThe Pobi is just tearing himself apart, haha.
ㄴOh, haha, that's harsh, really harsh, haha, are you going to get beaten up again? Haha.
ㄴThe Elf Tultak is trembling, haha, funny, haha.
Title) Inside!!!!!!! View!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entering Room 91 Warrior, haha.
Event: Yacht!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴHaha, haha, let's go watch~
ㄴBut is it a yacht? Isn't it Yahtzee? We call it Yahtzee.
ㄴYahtzee has a nice ring to it, yeah.
ㄴSpecialty: Yahtzee
ㄴSpecialty: Guarding Yahtzee until the end, then rolling 66666
ㄴHaha, he barely survived, come into Room 93.
ㄴLet's go right away.
ㄴHaha, why are these guys watching and then fighting each other?
ㄴOh, I thought the Warrior knew how to play.
ㄴBut no, cancel that.
ㄴHaha, they're really fast, haha.
ㄴThe Warrior's Yahtzee skills that couldn't break through the 3-circle magic wall…!!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴOh, this is really pathetic, haha.
ㄴDamn, haha, why is his situational judgment so weird.
ㄴNo, why would you attempt Yahtzee there???
ㄴWarrior, were you really a blockhead!!!!!!!
ㄴSeriously, isn't this a bit too much? Haha.
ㄴLosing by a 90-point difference is a bit too much, haha.
─Warrior
Title) Looking for a Yahtzee Party…!
Just… as someone who can't roll dice well…!!!
ㄴHaha, haha, haha, haha, haha.
ㄴWith a mindset of trying to win no matter what, haha.
Breaking news!!!!!
The Demon Lord enters Room 109 kekekeke
Challenging the Omok champion keke
ㄴI wonder if the Demon Lord knows the rules…?
ㄴEven so, the tournament rules are simple
ㄴOmok… has tournament rules…?
ㄴIt's surprisingly complicated, but there are rules
ㄴkekeke looks like it's just about the first move being three-three forbidden
ㄴOh, the Demon Lord's relentless attack…!!!!!
ㄴ???: This side is empty~~~
ㄴNice side attack
ㄴ???: 43 is a good move~~
ㄴThe Demon Lord is smarter than expected…?
ㄴFor real, it's no joke
ㄴMore than being smart, it's about having flexible thinking
ㄴIs there anyone among the stone-cold elves who lacks flexible thinking?
ㄴYou're the worst kekeke
ㄴThe rigid thinking flexibility of the stone-cold elf like a hard rock kekeke
ㄴDemon Lord) Easily won~~~
ㄴIt's your turn keke
ㄴHey, you're pretty good
ㄴDemon Lord) Compared to the old elf, I'm a master~~
ㄴPlant Druid) Stop talking nonsense,,,!
ㄴDemon Lord) Ahh~ I want to know what it's like to lose~
ㄴWhere does that confidence come from kekeke
ㄴSeeing the Demon Lord play Omok, they're actually good
ㄴNow are the stone-cold elves facing off?
ㄴPlant Druid) Stop talking nonsense and follow me to Room 133!!!!!!
ㄴDemon Lord) Oh, attacking the elderly is not a hobby~~
ㄴPlant Druid) Even if others don't know, I will defeat you,,,!!!!!
ㄴkekeke
ㄴA battle of pride between the stone-cold elves keke insane
ㄴIsn't the stone-cold elf the crazy one?
ㄴWait, are they exchanging pieces here again?
ㄴA pawn and a bishop are of equal value… note…
ㄴWell watched keke
ㄴHas the game already ended?
ㄴThe stone-cold elf is wailing keke
─Demon Lord
Title) Underworld Elf
Intruder~~~~~
ㄴkekekekekeke
ㄴDemon Lord punch! Demon Lord punch! Demon Lord punch! Demon Lord punch!
ㄴAhh~ what on earth is defeat~?
ㄴThe stone-cold elf is so angry they're not even commenting keke
ㄴYou were overwhelmingly crushed kekeke
ㄴBut why isn't the main piece moving in the game?
ㄴCould the main piece be a coward?
ㄴHey keke it's probably not that
ㄴLooks like the Demon Lord is cutting the scene keke
How skilled is the main piece at board games?
Judging by the quietness in the gallery, they probably thought it was mediocre.
─Where is the main piece!!!!
─Main piece, come to Room 202
─keke let's raid the main piece~
─Main piece
Title) Are these bastards mocking us?
Get out
ㄴAbuse of power!!!!!
ㄴRun awaaaay
ㄴAaahhhhhhh
In the midst of a lively gallery, someone knocked on the door.
"Yes. Come in."
"Guest. The Queen is calling for you."
"?"
What on earth could it be?
The main piece momentarily gave up on the gallery and headed to the royal chamber.
Knock knock knock.
After knocking, he opened the door.
Seated on the throne, she welcomed the main piece with a troubled expression.
"Main piece. I'm sorry, but… can you leave the kingdom?"
"Huh?"
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