episode_0043

It was a well-known fact that Ardell excelled in gathering information.

He knew about the information scattered throughout the continent.

Rumors even circulated that he could pinpoint where someone lived and how many pairs of underwear they owned.

His information-gathering abilities were on par with knowing the gossip of a small village!

“Was Ardell’s information-gathering ability really this impressive…?”

Those who obtained information through dealings with Ardell were astonished.

He knew so much information that everyone feared him.

“How is this even possible?”

The locations of various treasures, hidden dungeons, family secrets, and more.

They knew an astonishing amount of information.

But was it really possible due to Ardell’s power…?

Ardell’s power was not that strong.

Even though the Dark Elves were known for being secular and honest, they were still Elves.

No matter how much they gathered both underground and above-ground resources and grew twice as fast, there was a clear limit.

Elves were still Elves.

Unlike humans who focused on prosperity and expansion, their growth was slower.

How could the Dark Elves, who lagged behind in population, have a network covering the entire continent?

To other races, the amount of information they possessed was astonishing.

Where on earth did they get such high-quality information from?

However, the way Ardell’s Dark Elves obtained information was surprisingly simple.

They got it from the locals.

The grandmothers who had lived in the area for a long time had all sorts of information. It was a reliable method.

Title: Aren’t Grandmothers Amazing?

The more you look, the more amazing they are for real.

You’ve discovered the mysteries of the human body.

Come on in, you’ve taken a step forward…

When I see a grandmother… the grandmother sees me too…

Damn it, not these guys

What’s this, a new version came out?

Aaaahhhhh

No, not a new grandmother…!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of race is this time…

No, seriously, why are you drooling

What, are you going to show me too?

Tell me it’s a glitch, please

Extreme possible bug gallery…

Grandma… your mouth… all wrinkled… good…?

Ughhh

Just reading the text is corrupting my mind

My brain is breaking!!!!! Ugh

Damn it, where do you learn this kind of dialogue!!!!!!!

Title: Amazing Aspects of Grandmothers

First of all, they always keep an eye on the outside

When you feel their gaze from the second-floor window, you see them just sipping tea and watching the outside scenery

But most grandmothers and grandfathers are like that

Why are they like that?

Why are you gossiping?

Because I’m bored

Why do they look outside?

Oh!

I get it!

It’s like gossiping…

When you look out the window, you can see magical factions of elves fighting in the elf mama’s pouch and knights discussing which weapon is better, right?

Seeing it this way, the content is overflowing lol

I’m going to start watching outside the window from today lol

Wow, this gallery is really a damn window lol, galleries are harmful, right?

That gallery is a harmful gallery

Title: These Damn Dark Elf Guys lol

They clearly go around the neighborhood collecting information

The problem is, other than that, there’s nothing else to talk about, damn it

As a member of the village, it’s not a problem, why are they so diligent!!!!!

The grandmothers keep meeting Dark Elves outside and coming back happily chatting

How do we stop this?

Just leave them alone

?? No, they clearly look like Ardell’s spies

They don’t do anything lol

Just think of them as opening up civilian information routes and leave them alone

Ardell’s assassins are the scary ones, civilian spies are probably nothing to worry about

Grandmothers are trying to get some information and just passing by…

There are many reconnaissance units sent from Ardell besides them, haha.

Last time, our grandmother brought back some strange water, and it turned out to be water from the roots of the World Tree.

No way;; Where did you get that from? haha

How did you manage to get something so precious, haha

If you steal the roots of the World Tree, it could lead to national disputes, haha.

In the first place, the roots of the World Tree are subtly important;;

What’s so important about it?

Having the roots of the World Tree makes the soil fertile and helps crops grow well.

The explanation is crude, but it’s easy to understand, haha.

Ridiculously crude explanation, haha.

Since the roots of the World Tree are spread throughout the continent, the Dark Elves can’t do much.

?? : What are you doing here?

???? : Managing the roots of the World Tree.

?? : Thank you.

For real, haha, yeah, World Tree Shield, haha.

In reality, it’s fucking useless except for the Dark Elves, they’re the only ones who can manage it properly.

So they roam around like that to prevent the Dark Elves from doing anything?

Yep

Oh, except for Majeros.

Why Majeros, haha

Majeros… the roots of the World Tree can’t grow there… the World Tree is like “nope”…

In the first place, they don’t need the roots of the World Tree there.

Majeros… they erode the soil in their own way and thrive.

It’s confusing that they are the leaders in agriculture.

Who said they forcibly create mutants!!!!!!!!!

Maji’s trait: excessive use leads to mutant individuals.

?? : Should we deliberately create mutants then?

Thinking outside the box and doing crazy things is real, haha.

But those vegetable varieties created by mutants are being eaten well, right? haha

Oh, haha, they taste good, haha.

Majeros’ apple sweetness is the best!

Yeah, haha, Majeros-style black pork is delicious too, haha.

Instead of just a handful of wheat, it opens up richly, how can you not use this, seriously….

So to stop the Dark Elves, we have to erode the soil with Majeros-style magic?

But then our lives will become fucking terrible, haha.

We have to control the Maji concentration, but we can’t handle it as well as they do, damn haha.

Producing toothed carnivorous wheat and barley, haha.

Damn, haha, this is farming, haha.

Title) How can grandmothers not do it

I asked if the Dark Elves were scary, but

What’s scary about them?

They’re even similar in age, so they communicate well.

Damn, haha, seriously, they’re similar in age.

They lived in the same era, so they communicate well, hang out together, and even take care of each other, so they seem happy, so I decided not to say anything….

How do you bring back grandmothers who have been captured by them, haha

?? : Grandmothers, please stop hanging out.

Damn, haha, a virtuous hero of the fire element, haha.

Top-notch enemy talent, haha.

You must come to the enemy and even graduate from the enemy Magic University, haha.

A student at the Magic University, Chun-sik’s recommendation, haha.

It’s kind of ambiguous to say that to grandmothers.

If they were just bad kids, it would be one thing, but that’s not the case.

No way, they just give away the roots of the World Tree?? Just give away the roots of the World Tree!!!!!!!!

If that’s the case, I would have just said, “Grandmothers, have fun and come back safely…”

But how much is the roots of the World Tree then?

One gram of roots is the same price as one gram of gold.

?

Damn, for real? haha

This is insane, haha.

So if you give 10 grams of roots, it’s worth 10 grams of gold, right?

The market has gone crazy lol.

What’s with the high prices?

You can use it instead of potions, substitute it for elixirs during growth periods, give vitality in old age, etc. It’s just crazy ingredients.

The World Tree… just… a tree…? Really?

How is this just a tree? LOL

It really performs well lol.

Even if you offer money, you can’t get it. You can find leaves or branches, but how do you get roots from Ardel?

Just go there.

Damn it, Gallbang. I found the entrance to the underground city in Ardel, got interrogated, dragged inside, and interrogated. How can I ask them to buy roots of the World Tree there?

The process is so confusing lol.

Why is it so vivid?

You got blacklisted for doing that.

Damn lol.

Investigative reporters who run are awesome lol.

Title: ??? – Grandma, do you have more?

No, I asked for more roots of the World Tree.

You can’t come home before filling your quota?

LOL just get out.

Wow, how can you tell Grandma to get out?

Ugh, trash.

It was said to Gallbang lol.

Drinking the root of the World Tree gives vitality, so you should bring more.

Grandma is being sent to collect roots lol.

No, it’s not about recovering the investment lol.

??? – If you find roots by searching Grandma’s pockets, you can search them.

What the hell is this again lol.

Why search Grandma’s pockets lol.

Title: ?? – Give me that

I should eat it, Grandma.

After all, it’s just for today or tomorrow.

What a shitty personality lol.

If this is the level of filial piety, even the World Tree would be scared.

World Tree: Wow, what the hell lol.

Are these crazy people lol.

Even if the elves admire and regulate the roots lol.

If you eat it and die the next day, isn’t that a loss?

You should go out with that bastard lol.

Just jump into a pit somewhere?

Excuse me, please hold your breath for about 24 hours.

Title: ??? – Young is the best

(Dark Elf laughing maliciously.jpg)

??? – Look at them following me just because I gave them some World Tree roots lol.

??? – 93 years old is still young.

Even a 93-year-old grandma is young compared to elves lol.

If a 93-year-old elf is equivalent to a human, is it 9 years old?

If you’re 93 years old, you’re just 93 years old, not 9 lol.

Just an immature adult lol, not 9 years old.

LOL, a 9-year-old who’s a bit too much lol.

The cute kid next door is 10 years old, so in human terms, she’s 70 years old, and in elf terms, she’s 700 years old? Hey, elf, say hi to the cute kid.

Damn lol.

How far are we going with this lol.

The cute kid next door is on a winning streak lol.

But elves are considered adults from 200 years old?

Elves are considered adults from 200 years old, but this is about mental growth.

Yeah, they don’t really say anything good before that, they just don’t see it positively.

Seriously, marrying a child??? LOL How can you handle the stares?

Title: The neighborhood grandmas have all been eaten…

Absorbed by the Dark Elf Cartel…

Damn, the title.

Wow, I was shocked just by looking at the title lol.

Are you a top student at the Title Academy?

Oh, LOL, I thought it was something else for a moment lol. The grandmas are in trouble lol.

Grandma killer Gallbang, please no more;;;

Emergency for the grandmas ㅇㅇ

What should we do then?

“뭘 어떡해 ㅋㅋ 할머니들끼리 즐겁다잖아…”

As the contents uploaded on the gallery suggested, the grandmothers gathered around the elegant dark elves.

Some were afraid of the dark elves, but how could they resist when they spoke well and provided good medicine for their bodies!

Good medicine was like a universal key for the elderly.

“This time, our granddaughter is working at the palace~”

“Hey, did we run out of the roots we brought last time?”

“We used them all up last time.”

“They were delicious, such a waste….”

As they sipped their tea, they continued to chat endlessly.

As one grows older, time becomes more abundant and loneliness sets in. That’s why it was inevitable for the grandmothers to gather like this.

Jerania, who led the gathering, opened her mouth for a purpose.

“Come to think of it, have any of you seen any strange people lately? Wearing white clothes or something…?”

“White clothes?”

“I saw someone wearing extremely white clothes last time.”

Of course, there was no such incident.

Seeing the cautious glances, some of the grandmothers chimed in.

“Oh~ I saw that, I saw that…. It was a rainy day…. My knees were hurting~ so I was looking outside~ and there was a person wearing all white~”

“Oh. Really?”

“Looking for strange people…?”

“Well… it’s good to be cautious in this day and age.”

“There was a person who used to eat chicken skewers every day… but now I don’t see them anymore… sniff….”

Based on the information obtained from the gallery, she successfully confirmed the facts.

Mission accomplished for Jerania, who was dispatched to Hessen Viscountcy.

As the gathering came to an end, she picked up her pen to write a report.

She only wrote down simple facts.

-Witnessed a man in white clothes. No further sightings.

-The man who frequently ate chicken skewers is missing.

Though brief, it was sufficient.

She tied the letter to a pigeon’s leg and sent it off.

The letter reached Ardel.

It didn’t take long for Queen Serendia of Ardel to receive it.

“Hmm….”

Based on the information gathered from the gallery so far, she had investigated the entire continent.

The gathered information was now consolidated here.

Among the numerous pieces of information, only a few were valuable.

Serendia skillfully selected the useful ones.

-Found a witness of the man in white clothes.

-The man who used to eat chicken skewers frequently is missing.

-Strange rumors are circulating in the Osen Kingdom.

-There are rumors of Queen Beatrice bringing a man, and his identity remains unknown.

-Perhaps a coincidence. The hero is heading towards Osen.

Serendia came to a conclusion after deducing.

The culprit is likely human, and there is a high chance he is in the capital of Osen.

And… finding the man in white clothes was proving to be more difficult than expected.

‘The mastermind of this incident. If only I could catch him, I could shake things up with Judak….’

Where on earth did he go?

Serendia’s worries deepened.

***

After the process of praising the resurrection of Judak and identifying the culprit, the gallery regained its composure.

Judak, who managed the gallery, lived a leisurely life in the palace.

He didn’t want to go out for food or clothes.

Although he lived in a perfect self-isolation room.

“Huh.”

Something blocked his view.

【Gallery management level has increased!】

【You can choose a management bonus.】

“Oh.”

It had been a while since he saw the gallery level message.

Should he choose a pleasant bonus like at the auction house this time?

“This looks good.”

After a brief consideration, when Judak chose a bonus, the gallery underwent a change.

-Wait, what the hell is this?

-Oh, this is unbelievable, stick together again

-Where the hell did that bastard go, gonna kill him?

-Haha, I’m off to eat well

-You bastards, come back quickly

War had broken out in the gallery.