episode_0011

Once again, in the peaceful interdimensional gallery, a tactical nuke is posted.

Title) Doesn’t this look familiar?

(Photo of a cat silhouette similar to a tactical nuke.jpg)

ㄴI thought it was a tactical nuke for a moment.

ㄴPlease erase it from my mind!!!!!!!!

ㄴI live with unseen brains for real.

ㄴHow much? In advance.

ㄴIs it possible with my entire savings of 13 silver?

ㄴWill it work, you idiot? lol

“Ugh.”

I can’t cut off these fishing posts.

Subtly posting similar pictures to torment the gallery members’ brains.

It’s regrettable, but there’s no way to sanction those who are being harmed like this.

Banning them just because you don’t like it is a response that deserves criticism.

After casually leaving a negative comment and browsing through the posts, an interesting clue caught my eye.

Title) But isn’t it time for the auction house to explode?

No one’s doing it?

ㄴActually, isn’t the auction house untraceable?

ㄴIt could be. I don’t know the details.

ㄴSomeone try buying 3,000 dwarf-made weapons and 300 days worth of food.

ㄴLOL How much money is that?

ㄴYou won’t lose much if you buy this and sell it again.

ㄴWhat about the commission?

ㄴI don’t know.

ㄴLOL

Title) The first one to taxidermy at the auction house is legit

I warned you, but you went ahead with that crap lol

ㄴLOL They boldly declared war on the continent lol

ㄴIf you’re confident in a fight, go for it lol

ㄴWhy are the demons not doing what they’re doing lol

ㄴWhat if the demons do it?

ㄴIf the demons… use dwarf-made weapons…?

ㄴOh… that’s not good

ㄴWhat happens if the demons start arming themselves?

ㄴThat’s fucked lol They’re already deadly without weapons;; It’s lucky that dwarves and demons don’t get along.

ㄴIf dwarves and demons get along?

ㄴWill that happen? They’re the kind of people who make fun of dwarves and call them weapon-wielding midgets lol They’re like oil and water, they can’t mix.

ㄴIf they get along, there’s no one to stop them on the continent…

ㄴDwarves = hate demons, demons = hate dwarves

ㄴSigh lol

ㄴMutual understanding lol

ㄴBoth are known for their strong pride, so there’s nothing we can do.

ㄴIt’s better for demons to join hands with humans and elves lol

ㄴWill that work?

ㄴWill it work? lol

ㄴDark elves won’t let that happen as it threatens their territory, and demons don’t get along with elves either lol

ㄴWhat if dark elves and humans join hands?

ㄴThen elves and centaurs will protest, right? lol

ㄴHumans really hate demons and dark elves lol

ㄴCan they declare war confidently if they summon a dragon?

ㄴDo you know where they are?

ㄴLet’s ask the gallery.

ㄴHaha, you’re a genius, where do you live?

ㄴI asked the gallery and came back.

ㄴLOL why are you asking for your home address on the gallery?

ㄴAre there any centaurs?

ㄴThe Shadow Fury welcomes them.

ㄴHonestly, if they shine their fur, they look like dogs.

ㄴFurry furry fur, how do they stand it lol

ㄴLOL

Title) Anyway, arming is dangerous

Does Jooddak know everything about this? Damn

ㄴMaybe?

ㄴI told you not to do stupid things.

ㄴMaybe he just wanted to chat on the gallery?

ㄴJooddak is preventing wars just to chat on the gallery lol

ㄴIt’s hard to see it as a coincidence considering Jooddak’s actions, right?

ㄴTrue; even though Jooddak seems to only like adult content, he probably thinks a lot.

ㄴHe seems to think a lot about adult content lol

This bastard wrote a post telling me to post some erotic pictures, what a joke, haha.

Isn’t he neglecting the auction house management because he’s busy looking at erotic pictures?

Amidst numerous suspicions, speculations, and conspiracy theories, I felt a bit embarrassed.

It’s true that I haven’t been managing the auction house lately because I’ve been busy looking at erotic pictures. It’s a bit unsettling.

I quickly scanned through the transaction history as I turned on the auction house.

“Hmm….”

Doesn’t seem like anything particularly strange?

As I flipped through a few pages, records of someone purchasing war materials appeared.

“Hey, look at this guy?”

Just to be sure, I searched the records, and it was blatantly clear that he was buying war items.

Swords, shields, magic scrolls, instant food, cola, and cider.

Perfect war supplies.

“Sigh….”

This guy is out of control.

I immediately wrote a post on the gallery.

You’re out of control.

Ban ON.

It was time to show the skills of a veteran gallery user.

***

“No one is taking any action? That’s impossible.”

Viscount Hessen muttered to himself, rationalizing his thoughts.

Humans have desires.

Not only humans, but other races as well.

Desire exists everywhere, and the greatest desire among them is the desire for possession!

That’s why Viscount Hessen always kept an eye on different regions.

He was in peak physical condition.

A true master swordsman among the best of the best.

In a one-on-one battle, he could defeat most opponents.

He constantly had the desire to grow stronger and conquer others with that strength!

“Everyone is the same as me. Suppressing it within themselves…!”

Expanding his territory and increasing his domain.

Everyone must be preparing quietly.

War is not something that can be easily initiated. There is a lot to prepare for, and one must be ready for all situations.

However, Viscount Hessen was a veteran among veterans who had experienced both the battlefield and war.

He began purchasing all the items necessary for war at the auction house.

“The auction house is helping us prepare for war. Is everyone just sitting around? Who do they think they are fooling?”

The auction house helps resolve all cumbersome tasks quickly.

Tasks that take months to prepare for war can be completed in a month.

By using the auction house, there is no worry about the depletion of supplies or the risk of information leakage due to transportation methods!

It is truly a system for war.

But is everyone just sitting idly by without using it?

In Viscount Hessen’s eyes, it was all a bunch of lies.

They are all probably holding knives behind their backs.

Behind the smiling faces, they are preparing for war.

That’s the basics of war.

“It’s almost over.”

Viscount Hessen smiled and drank his cola.

Drinking sweet cola like a victory… it felt like raising a toast in advance.

“When will the preparations for departure be completed?”

“Yes. It will be ready in four days from now.”

“Four days… that’s incredibly short. Satisfactory. Proceed as planned. To those who achieve great feats in war, I will give them corresponding rewards. Position, money, honor, women! Anything they desire!”

“Understood!”

He even conveyed the content to boost the morale of the soldiers and knights.

The morale of the army is always important. With morale alone, a battle that seems like a defeat can be turned into a victory.

Viscount Hessen knew better than anyone how to boost morale.

“Be honest with your desires!”

That way, you can raise morale!

Promise to provide everyone with what they want. And keep that promise! Provide the right path without lying!

If they advance like this and win, it won’t be difficult to conquer one territory and regroup!

Viscount Hessen was competent.

As competent as a master strategist, but there was something he didn’t expect.

“Viscount.”

“What’s the matter?”

A knight with a serious expression entered and quietly closed the door.

“Have you checked the gallery?”

Gallery? Suddenly?

What a ridiculous conversation. But due to the serious expression on the knight’s face, Viscount Hessen logged into the gallery.

And then, one post caught his eye.

─Judak

(Title) Breaking News) Big Buyers at the Auction House

―500 Longswords

―500 Shields

―500 Spears

―Jerky and other convenient food items

―3000 Colas

I don’t know who it is, but it seems they were purchased from Viscount Hessen of the Osen Kingdom ㅇㅇ;;;

Who bought this? (I really don’t know)

ㄴWow, whoever it is, they’re really preparing for war

ㄴWho bought that from Viscount Hessen? Damn, it’s scary

ㄴSeriously lol

ㄴJudak’s trolling is hilarious lol

ㄴI don’t know who it is (seriously don’t know)

ㄴWho is it? (Actually know ㅋㅋ)

ㄴNo way ㅋㅋ pinpointing the location like that ㅋㅋ

ㄴLooks like humans won’t be able to arm themselves lol, naming regions after names

ㄴBut is it really different in other countries? lol

ㄴSeriously lol, everyone knows who rules which region lol

ㄴDamn, I’m from the Teser Empire, is that true?

ㄴIf it’s posted, it must be true lol

ㄴI’m going to the Osen Kingdom to check it out, it’s surprising

ㄴWhat is cola?

ㄴDidn’t know cola was a war item?

ㄴlol I really didn’t know ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴYou can’t go to war without cola!!!!!!!

ㄴIf you don’t drink cola, you lose strength, right?

ㄴlol cola is essential

(Title) I’m a government official from the Teser Empire

Damn lol, Emperor’s decree has come down lol

They’re asking to confirm if this is true lol

ㄴThe Emperor who was sleeping was startled lol

ㄴEmperor: ??? Where is this?

ㄴOsen Kingdom is in chaos too lol, suddenly a full-scale war?

ㄴThey sent a letter to Viscount Hessen begging him to stop ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴIf the kingdom and the empire clash, who will win?

ㄴThe empire will probably win, but they don’t want to fight right now

ㄴArdel also wants to expand their territory… and Mazeros always lacks land.

ㄴIf one side perishes in a fight between humans, other countries will move too lol

ㄴWorld War on lol

ㄴDamn lol, if demons and dark elves team up to attack dwarves, will elves and giants help them?

ㄴThen the humans caught in between will perish together lol

ㄴNever war! Never war! Never war! Never war! Never war!

ㄴPlease, no war!!!!!!!

ㄴBarlios Viscount, who is facing a border dispute, orders to prepare for defense lol

ㄴDamn lol, it’s a war atmosphere

ㄴEven the residents are surprised and asking what’s going on

ㄴDamn, the stocks suddenly plummeted!!!!!!!!!!!

ㄴHessen seems to have taken a short position lol

ㄴOtherwise, this wouldn’t happen

ㄴDamn lol, did you leverage 100 times on the gift options? Be reasonable!!!!!!!

ㄴlol money is melting away lol, money melt, money melt lol

ㄴIf you see it melting, consider yourself lucky lol, damn lol

ㄴForced to drop out of school lol

ㄴI got expelled too…

ㄴPlease give me back my stocks

ㄴGoing to kill Viscount Hessen ㄱㄷ

ㄴLooking for a raid party to kill Viscount Hessen (1/99)

“…Is the post I’m looking at really true?”

“Yes. Everyone is looking at it.”

The knight’s stern expression says it all.

This is not manipulated, it’s the actual response from the gallery.

People from all over the continent are showing interest in Viscount Hessen’s territory.

Information is crucial in war.

That’s why they’re planting spies.

So this time, it was the worst. Everyone knew we were going out before we even set out.

It was a situation where we had already lost before discussing victory.

“When you think about it, what seems like the best course of action?”

“…It seems like it would be best to authenticate and explain to Count Hessen in the gallery.”

“Weren’t we not planning on going to war?”

“Yes. Since the winter season is approaching… it seems like a suitable excuse could be made.”

With a dizzy head, the lieutenant carefully considered the solution that was blatantly laid out.

“Darn it. I thought it was a lie. But it was actually possible.”

Because of that, everything got messed up. But, in a way, it was fortunate.

Because someone openly took someone’s side. What if they had thrown the information to the Tesuer Empire in advance and gained benefits?

I would have lost everything.

This time, it was actually an opportunity.

Straighten up properly before losing everything.

Although he lost in the information war, Count Hessen considered himself fortunate.

“It’s the perfect time now that we haven’t lost everything. Bring the photo magic scroll. And… I will personally post the letter.”

Count Hessen moved his hand to write the letter.

─Count Hessen

Title) It’s Count Hessen…

(Proof photo.jpg that he is Count Hessen)

The purpose was not war, but it was the season to replace the soldiers’ aging equipment.

The food was purchased in preparation for the upcoming winter.

Please believe that I have no intention of going to war.

Please cooperate in normalizing the gallery.

ㅋㅋㅋ Do you believe this? ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋ Looks like he’s making the first move ㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋ He’s really going all out ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ Looks like Jooddak was right on the money ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋ But seriously, wasn’t he preparing for war?

ㅋㅋ Right? Where’s the guy who buys all the equipment at once? ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ Seriously ㅋㅋ Who’s going to change everything one by one?

ㅋㅋ He bought 700 pounds of food. Isn’t that the purpose of war?

ㅋㅋ Kick out the elves!!!!!!!!

ㅋㅋㅋ These barbaric elf kids talking about pounds????

ㅋㅋ Dwarves are crying ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋ Dwarves who used to engrave in centimeters in the forge are shocked ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋ Pounds are a traditional and systematic unit used by our ancestors. Don’t ignore it.

ㅋㅋ Crazy bastards ㅋㅋ Of course we’ll ignore it ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ You think you’re the only ones who use yards, pounds, gallons, and inches, damn it ㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋ Dark elves actually use it too ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ You bastards ㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋ So how do you prove that you won’t go to war?

The crucial point was this.

There was no guarantee that we wouldn’t go to war.

Since he bought that item. It was a natural suspicion.

At that moment, there was one person who could save the chaotic gallery…

―Jooddak

Title) Figured out how to stop the war ㅇㅇ

It was Jooddak in the gallery.