episode_0009

Today, the auction house at the gallery is peaceful once again.

While there are people simply selling items, there are also many individuals promoting the items they have created.

Title) Selling My Items Cheaply ㅇㅇ

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ㄴWhat is it?

ㄴMy panties

ㄴThis bastard ㅋㅋ

ㄴSeriously, it’s a steal if you buy it now

ㄴIs it for a girl?

ㄴLuckily, it’s for a guy…

ㄴWhat’s lucky about that, damn it ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴOh. It’s for a guy?

ㄴWhat the hell is this ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴㅇㅇ It’s for a guy

ㄴI want to do a face-to-face transaction, can you give me your address?

ㄴJeez;;

ㄴFace-to-face with a murderer gay ㅋㅋㅋ

Title) Just Made My Freshly Made Item Available

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ㄴWhat are you selling now?

ㄴMy socks

ㄴDamn ㅋㅋ Must be freshly made ㅋㅋ

ㄴThe smell is no joke, do you want to buy it?

ㄴAre you crazy? ㅋㅋ

(Title) Want to Buy My Handmade Lemonade?

Just made it, so it’s fresh

ㄴDamn, you’re really making a tactical nuke with words

ㄴㅋㅋ It’s chaotic

ㄴIs it really lemonade?

ㄴㅇㅇ I only ate lemons for dinner tonight

ㄴOh damn ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴImagining it is f*cking disgusting ㅋㅋ

“These bastards are f*cking annoying!!!”

I shouted while looking at the gallery.

Selling various items is one thing, but homemade lemonade?

You want to know what kind of lemonade it is?

【Block the user?】

【Yes】

【Block duration: 3 hours】

【Reason for blocking: Homemade block ㅋㅋ】

Once again, I contributed to the peace of the gallery today.

After banning malicious users, the administrator points increased.

Even the system acknowledged it.

The post this guy made was clearly malicious.

“Phew….”

While looking around the gallery, it wasn’t just those kinds of people.

There were also those who were laying the groundwork to properly utilize the auction house.

─Gibson Workshop

Title) Looking for Someone to Buy My Painted Picture

(Beautifully painted landscape.jpg)

I posted a picture under the name of Gibson Workshop ㅇㅇ

ㄴWow ㅋㅋ What a waste of talent

ㄴHow much is this?

ㄴThinking about 15 silver for now…

ㄴ??? 15 silver?

ㄴDamn, with this skill, you’re selling it for 15 silver?

ㄴㅋㅋ Bought it right away

ㄴOh damn, I’m late ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴBuying this for 15 silver? Seriously?

ㄴThen how much do you think it’s worth?

ㄴIf it were me, I’d sell it for 5 gold

ㄴㅋㅋㅋ Were you a sponsor? ㅋㅋ

ㄴYou must be a big shot ㅋㅋ

ㄴDo you have any other paintings?

ㄴI have a few more, should I upload them?

ㄴYou’re going to upload them for 15 silver?

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ㄴInstead of an immediate purchase, try putting it up for auction

ㄴShould I sell my painting through an auction…?

ㄴForget your worries and just upload it!!!!!

ㄴThe price is skyrocketing after putting it up for auction?

ㄴDamn, what’s going on?

ㄴAre rich people or nobles buying from the gallery?

ㄴWhy is this painting worth 3 gold? 5 gold is not a small amount of money. Why would someone spend 17 gold to buy this?

ㄴDamn ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴPrice updates in real-time ㅋㅋ

ㄴWas about to bid but backed out after seeing the competition ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴIf you want to buy a Gibson painting next time, your blood vessels will burst;

ㄴThe growth rate is scary, seriously ㅋㅋㅋ

─Gibson

Title) What the heck;;;

Why is the price of my painting like that?

ㄴIf you don’t know, who does?

ㄴI don’t know either!!

ㄴㅋㅋ Anyway, we bought it. Hey, bring us a gentleman’s painting

ㄴWe’re art thieves. We’ll give you money, so bring us a painting

ㄴCan you draw well with a good sense? Draw with oil paint next time if you don’t want to die

ㄴIf you don’t bring the next picture, you’re dead.

The price of the masterful artist’s drawings skyrocketed.

Even for those unfamiliar with art, the value is undeniable.

With a drawing like this, there’s no way to fail the art school entrance exam.

Because it’s drawn so well.

Others also purchased drawings with the same mindset.

And that’s how name value started to rise.

“A brand has been created.”

Gibson Art Studio.

Howard Studio.

Mel’s Forge.

And so on.

Those with a certain level of skill consistently promote their own brand.

Because they have the skill, people seek them out more. And as a result, their prices rise.

They don’t understand why their prices have become so high.

Of course, they wouldn’t understand. The trend is moving quickly.

Title) Roasting the talented ones with purchases lol

Where have these talented folks been hiding all this time? lol

Hurry up and create and upload your stuff lol

ㄴFor real lol

ㄴI bought a sword and damn, the quality is insane, it’s like mithril lol

ㄴIsn’t it mithril?

ㄴFor real?

ㄴDo I look like I have mithril? lol

ㄴI was looking around the auction house and found something like this.

ㄴ*(Roughly funny 4-panel comic.jpg)*

ㄴDamn, why am I the only one without something like this?

ㄴEven the 4-panel comics are pretty funny, right?

ㄴlol, funny stuff keeps coming out

ㄴI bought this

ㄴ*(Roughly suggestive drawing.jpg)*

ㄴWow, who is this artist?

ㄴDon’t know

ㄴDamn, if you don’t know, get out!!! Find out!!!!!!!!

Title) Is Juddak a god?

Most countries that have tried to revive art have failed, despite their efforts.

Judak << Succeeds while drinking cola at home lol

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ㄴlol for real

ㄴUnless they're geniuses, artists are bound to be buried, but thanks to Judak, artists are emerging lol

ㄴThey're praising Judak so much, did Judak give them money?

ㄴI don't know about money, but he gave them cola lol

ㄴYeah, the cola was damn expensive lol

ㄴYeah, instead of leaving comments like that, we bought another cola~~

ㄴEnjoy your cola lol

ㄴSeriously, didn't Judak save starving artists from dying?

ㄴFor real;

ㄴI heard that guy Gibson drew landscapes and sold them on the street for 3 silver each lol

ㄴNo way lol, they say a 3 silver painting was sold at the auction house for 35 gold?? lol

ㄴIf he improves his skills, he'll probably sell for even more expensive, right? Yeah;

How grateful they were. A post was also made.

―Gibson

Title) Thank you, Judak Teacher

If you have a picture you want, just let me know and I'll draw it for you.

ㄴWow, commissions are crazy lol

ㄴJudak sprinkles cola and gets a drawing lol

ㄴBut what kind of drawing would Judak request?

ㄴProbably NSFW 100% lol

ㄴIf it were me, I would have asked for a furry drawing lol

ㄴPlease no…not that…

"No, you're giving me this?"

It seemed too fun to reject.

And besides, I can't reject what I'm given.

I wrote a comment as my heart led me.

ㄴJudak) A damn cool NSFW.

ㄴlololol

ㄴThis guy has some guts lol

He said he'll draw a damn cool NSFW. How can you reject that?

But people show their greatest strength in moments of crisis.

Gibson, lead your level to a higher stage.

ㄴGibson) Yes. I will draw it.

ㄴJudak) If it's not cool, you're getting a permanent ban.

ㄴGibson) ?

ㄴWhat

ㄴlol crazy dude lol

ㄴDamn lol, he said he would draw a NSFW and then suddenly a ban crisis lol

ㄴGibson, the artist, faces the greatest crisis of his life lol

"Putting my life on the line to draw art, kekekeke."

"Gibson: 'It has to be cool…!'"

"Judak: 'Keke.'"

Now all we have to do is wait for Gibson's art.

Even if it doesn't appeal to everyone, I won't give up on being a permanent ban.

Probably.

"Wow, now all sorts of weird things are being posted."

Artists. Creators. After their items were posted, all sorts of other things started popping up.

There are people selling unnecessary items, and even someone posting about food they made.

"Come to think of it, is this an online restaurant?"

Being able to purchase food from the continent.

Since you can buy anything, it shows endless possibilities.

I wish we had this when I was in the military.

You could have ordered and eaten pizza, pig trotters, fried pork, and sweet and sour chicken to your heart's content.

As I mumbled to myself, a sense of unease washed over me.

"…Damn, the military?"

Wait, is this dangerous?

I felt like something was about to go wrong.

***

"This is revolutionary."

"But that doesn't mean we should start a war. Are you in your right mind, Lord Sord? Have you been drinking?"

Count Grenen scratched his head and gave a sullen response.

Suddenly, Knight Commander Lord Sord began talking about something important.

It was about the gallery.

Auction houses have appeared in the gallery, and the number of people posting food is increasing.

The activation of the auction house.

The talk was that the Grenen territory would benefit from this.

"I haven't been drinking. I'm speaking in my right mind. Lord Grenen, haven't you always said that your territory is too small?"

"Oh, don't bring that up."

Lord Grenen looked around nervously, as if afraid someone might overhear.

There didn't seem to be anyone nearby.

Thankful for that, he spoke again.

"Yes, an auction house has appeared in the gallery. But why is that an opportunity for us?"

"Well― our Grenen territory is not in the best location."

That's for sure.

The Grenen territory objectively existed in the worst location.

A region in the north where snow always falls and the wind blows cold.

The northernmost territory on the continent.

A cursed territory.

Even in this relatively warmer place, a cold breath could be felt.

"If we can solve all our supply needs at the auction house, we can win the territory war."

"……"

Listening quietly, Count Grenen pondered deeply.

There was nothing abundant in the Grenen territory.

Due to the harsh climate, the population was small. The climate turned everyone into warriors.

Regardless of age or gender, everyone grew up as natural-born warriors.

If their food problem could be solved….

They might be able to acquire warmer land.

Feeling a slight advantage, Count Grenen hesitated.

"…Isn't it without justification?"

"Just create the justification."

"Are you really considering a territory war?"

"Look at all the people living in the territory. They want to live comfortably."

Count Grenen pondered.

Seeing his wavering, Lord Sord, who had noticed his hesitation, made his final point.

"This may be our last chance."

"…Alright. In that case―"

Let's prepare for the territory war and arm ourselves. Just as he was about to say that, an alarm rang.

An alarm? From the gallery. What's going on?

Both of them heard the alarm and opened the gallery.

There was a single post there.

It was Judak's post.

***

"Fortunately, there's no way to get screwed over."

At that moment, the administrator's level rose to 3.

This World's Gallery

– Management Level: 3

– Points: 28771

– Funds: 8771 gold, 91 silver, 21 copper

I spent a lot of points buying cola, but it's okay.

I feel at ease thinking that it's all an investment for the gallery.

【Gallery management level has increased!】

【You can choose a special reward for level increase.】

【Enhanced gallery assistant authority】

【Real-time chat creation in the gallery】

Various special benefits list come to mind.

Among them, the most desired function stood out.

【Gallery User Location Tracking】

"Yeah. This is necessary to stop it."

I drew a card that I could use before the continent goes to shit.

After obtaining the special benefit, I immediately wrote a post on the gallery.

―Judak

Title) Don't use the auction house like a dick ㅇㅇ

I'll track your location and make your purchase history public.

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ㄴWhy suddenly post something like this?

ㄴYeah

ㄴOut of the blue??

ㄴDamn, location tracking on the gallery? Scary

ㄴI thought Judak was likable. Is he crazy?

ㄴWhy suddenly building up dislike points?

In an instant, the gallery's response becomes chaotic.

Still, openly declaring war is not a good idea.

There will be people who feel pricked by that post.

It would be nice if it had that much effect.

Gallery users started to stir up the pot on the posted article.

Title) But does location tracking really work??

Is that a thing?

ㄴYeah, it does ㅋㅋ

ㄴThere used to be a guy who could pinpoint individuals in the old Judak era

ㄴYeah, and that caused a mass exodus of gallery users

ㄴDamn, that's insane

ㄴBut how does that work?

ㄴHe pinpointed a dragon and then one day it disappeared

ㄴGot 'erased' ㅋㅋ

ㄴㅋㅋㅅㅂ That's hella scary ㅋㅋ

ㄴLocation tracking function is dangerous. He's openly talking about it.

ㄴYeah, it's strange, right?

ㄴMaybe he's preemptively talking about what might happen at the auction house.

ㄴWhat's wrong with using the auction house like a dick?

ㄴIs he telling people not to post deals?

ㄴIs he crazy? ㅋㅋ

ㄴI posted a deal I used and it sold pretty well.

ㄴIs it a girl?

ㄴWhile using that, I'm a girl ㅇㅇ;;

ㄴ"This is the only time I'll be a female."

ㄴDamn dude ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴSelective female, damn ㅋㅋ

ㄴWhy would you post that ㅅㅂㅋㅋ

ㄴWhat's the crime of a mountain bird? ㅋㅋ

ㄴOh damn ㅋㅋ Did this really happen?

ㄴㅋㅋ Got caught ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴㅋㅋ Smell it

ㄴIt's gonna be tasty ㅋㅋ

ㄴReward, right? ㅋㅋ

All sorts of conversations are exchanged.

But there's nothing I can do about it.

I can only wait quietly and hope to calm down a bit.

Then, a post offering a helping hand appeared.

Title) I understood why Judak is like that

There are a lot of surplus items coming up in the auction house right now.

Can you buy food? This is like preparing for war.

You can directly supply, but there might be some people thinking about war.

So if a region openly purchases war materials, they will be exposed.

But from our perspective, it's better to suppress than to start a war.

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ㄴDamn, is this for real?

ㄴIs this true?

ㄴMonitoring people who buy food and weapons in large quantities?

ㄴYeah, Judak may be crazy, but he doesn't spout nonsense like that.

ㄴ?? : Show me some sexy pics

ㄴ?? : If you don't, you're banned

ㄴWho's this? ㅋㅋ It can't be Judak, right? Seriously ㅋㅋ

ㄴYeah, it can't be Judak, right ㅋㅋ

ㄴJudak may be crazy, but it's good that he's crazy in a good direction.

ㄴJust a guy crazy about sexy pics… A kind-hearted guy… That's why he's a pervert…

Title) So is there a place preparing for war?

ㅇㅇ?

ㄴDoesn't seem like it yet. No posts are coming up.

ㄴThey're going crazy, talking about starting a war ㅋㅋ

ㄴI'm in the military and the atmosphere is no joke right now

ㄴWhy are you in the military?

ㄴBecause I'm a soldier, you bastard ㅋㅋ

ㄴThe atmosphere is tense throughout the continent

ㄴDamn, it almost went to shit

Title) Quick Response to Favorable Impressions, If You Like It, Give a Thumbs Up ㅋㅋ

First of all, me first

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Title) Wow, Oppa Did It Again ㅠㅠ

(Demonic Eyes, Pretty Chest.jpg)

Thank you

ㄴ캬ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴHappiness from Juttak ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴWow, Demonic bodies are indeed pretty

ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ Look forward to the next upload ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴHow do you know I like it to death ㅋㅋ

ㄴLegendary that the post isn't deleted even after going to the hate comments ㅋㅋ

"Good fortune comes from doing good deeds."

With a smile, she saved the chest meme.

And she wrote another post.

―Juttak

Title) Give Me More Chest.

Give.

ㄴCrazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴThis guy is the epitome of chest ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴStopping wars and wanting milk jugs ㅋㅋ

ㄴAh ㅋㅋ Even though the war is stopped, milk jugs are a serious matter ㅋㅋ

ㄴJuttak oppa. How many do you want? There are various types you can choose from.

ㄴJuttak) Lower chest, chest covered with hands, bikini, revealing dress, oiled chest. 5 shots.

ㄴFirm preferences ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴDamn, this guy really knows his stuff ㅋㅋ

ㄴCan't resist the oil ㅋㅋㅋ

"Chest is a serious matter."

Stopping wars? That's a thing of the past now.

It's time to focus on the current matter at hand, the chest.

The continent is dominated by the demonic eyes' chest. She saved the uploaded demonic eyes' chest meme.

"Demonic eyes are truly the best."

Title) What About Me?

(Roughly Dark Elf Eyes, Tanned Skin, Momma Pouch Picture.jpg)

"Wow, damn."

Correction. This continent is ruled by the Dark Elf eyes' chest.

While Juttak is deeply immersed in the chest.

"…."

Someone was gazing at the auction house.