episode_0004

“What is this?”

She looked at the screen, still not understanding the situation.

She only posted plant-related content in the gallery and left kind comments…!

But the unbelievable reality was right in front of her.

【Banned for 999999 days.】

【Reason for ban: Accept and solve it yourself.】

【Appointed as a gallery assistant manager.】

【Accept】 【Reject】

999999 days, how many years is that exactly?

2700 years. After finishing the calculation, she felt dizzy.

Why would they do this…?

Seeing the instruction to accept and solve it herself, she realized this was the key.

Come in as an assistant manager.

The so-called ‘padik’ in the gallery.

It’s recommending the blue badge.

Or…

Not accept it and silently endure a 2700-year ban?

She might die before that. Even if she’s a dragon.

Or humanity might perish. It was a very long time.

Shivering.

She wanted to be angry, but there was no one to direct her anger towards.

With no other choice, she eventually pressed the accept button.

Accept it, unban herself, and leave the padik position.

【Appointed as a gallery assistant manager.】

【Administrator chat is activated.】

She became an administrator and immediately lifted the ban.

Unblock.

And then she could leave the padik position.

But at that moment, a notification rang out.

【Administrator chat】

The notification glowed.

She had a feeling that she couldn’t ignore it.

She cautiously moved her finger.

– Judik: Hey, you there?

– Judik: Even if you unban yourself and leave, you’ll get banned again, so keep that in mind, okay?

The chat message hit her hard.

A single sentence that seemed to see right through her.

Could they be reading her mind?

Thinking they might, she was read accurately enough to arouse suspicion.

They were going to ban her again.

Thinking it was malicious, she pressed the hologram keyboard.

– PlantDruid: Why are you doing this to me?

– Judik: Because you’re a suitable talent for padik?

– DemonLord: Haha! Look who’s here, the elf nerd~~~

– PlantDruid: I’m not an elf nerd!!

She retorted, her clenched fist trembling.

She was an elf, but not an elf servant or a nerd.

She didn’t actually fit any of those categories.

But the angrier she got, the more real she looked.

The fish took the bait.

– DemonLord: The old-fashioned elf nerd concept is weird~~~

– PlantDruid: I’m not an elf nerd!!! And your concept is plenty weird too!!!

– DemonLord: Elves are too serious and annoying, not my type > <☆ Hehe~

― Demon King: In grandma's house, when you open the cookie jar, there's a half ring inside~~

Shake, shake, shake.

Eris pounded the armrest of the throne.

I can't win with words! How can a weak Elf girl who is weak against aggro win against the warrior race of Demons.

It's natural that she can't win, but Eris couldn't stand it because she was so angry.

"Someday… I'll get my revenge…!"

With tears in her eyes, she watered the plants while pledging revenge.

It was another peaceful day today.

In the atmosphere where the second Ttuldak was confirmed.

Someone wrote a suspicious post on the gallery.

Title) But they're pulling Ttuldak really fast, aren't they?

Did they even think about the third Ttuldak?

Yeah, it's really fast

The fastest Jjutdak I've seen so far

There was even a Jjutdak who ran like a tactical nuke

"That bastard thinks he's a tactical nuke pioneer, lol."

"He even came up with the term 'tactical nuke' lol."

"Hmm."

It's the third time. I pondered as I read the post.

To be honest, I hadn't thought about the third time.

I was just considering who to choose among the candidates.

"Do I go for a normal guy? Or do I pick another crazy one?"

A normal guy has fewer penalties.

But most of them have low scores.

On the other hand, having high and low scores is an advantage, but is it really an advantage?

Being normal means having the mentality of an average person.

Being constantly exposed to all sorts of tactical nukes in the gallery can quickly break you down.

Even I felt a bit dizzy with the Tactical Nuke MK.27 alone.

On the other hand, a crazy person?

High scores. But the low scores can also hit rock bottom.

There are cases where they make a huge mess, and their mentality is garbage.

The dice only have 6 and 1.

But what if the dice rolls a 6?

That means they are a remarkable person to the point where even a lifelong ban is acceptable.

A superb ban resulting from exceptional skills and a lack of social skills.

This combination sometimes creates a super ban.

"There's someone who catches my eye."

I touched the air and pressed the post button.

─Hero

Title) Looking for someone to save the world today!

I, the hero, am looking to form a party to prepare for the threats to the world!

To protect the continent, I am forming a hero party and looking for party members to defeat evil!

―Dangerous journey, low pay, constant danger, uncertain return, honor and glory upon success―

"Damn, the conditions are even stricter than the ban, lol."

"Is this guy really a hero?"

"Well, heroes do exist, but… there's no reason to post something like this. They get support from the kingdom."

"Is the hero a woman?"

"Yes, she is."

"So they say."

"But these days, the continent is peaceful, so heroes don't have much to do."

"Is that why they're trolling on the forum? lol"

"Oh, lol, heroes have to troll if they're bored, lol."

"Is this guy really a hero?"

"A real hero spending all day trolling? Come on, lol."

"Real heroes are busy, lol."

"Even though it's peaceful, they're busy cleaning up the mess left behind, lol."

"He's kind of a concept troll."

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to pick him.

Or he could just be a lunatic who believes he's a hero.

A lunatic who believes he's a hero.

"Hmm."

After some thought, I came to a conclusion.

There's a fitting comment for a guy like this.

I left a light-hearted reply.

"Juddak) How about being the gallery guardian to contribute to the peace of the continent?"

"Judak, no!!!!!!!"

"This crazy bastard, lol."

"Hero) What's good about being the gallery guardian?"

"Judak) More unemployed people due to the peaceful continent."

"Is that a good thing?"

"More comrades, lol."

"Judak is really a crazy bastard, lol."

"This guy is not okay!!!!!!!"

The gallery's response is positive.

Amidst the explosive reactions, the awaited reply was posted.

"Hero) It's actually a better story than I thought! Judak, you're truly a good person!"

"He accepted it, lol."

"Damn, why is he being so nice, lol."

"Judak is a crazy bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Please, can't you rethink this?"

"Let's destroy the gallery, lol."

So, a villainous spammer who floods the forum with posts every day becomes a hero? Is there no one to stop the hero besides Judak?

The crisis alarm rang in the gallery.