episode_0001
by adminOn a Japanese website, a post related to ghost stories was uploaded.
“It’s said that on a certain Korean site, sometimes naked pictures of grandmothers and grandfathers are posted.
What’s really strange is that the users on that site act like it’s no big deal…
And there are even people who collect those pictures, saying they use them for something.”
It was a ghost story that would shock anyone.
– Huh? There can’t be such a site… Naked pictures, and of grandmothers…
– Is there no administrator for that site?
– They collect those pictures? I don’t think it’s true haha
Naked pictures of grandmothers and grandfathers being posted?
And there’s someone who collects them?
But the even scarier fact is…
– I heard there are unpaid administrators who delete those pictures.
– Huh? Unpaid? That’s even scarier…
On some sites, there are unpaid administrators who repeatedly see and delete strange pictures.
You might think such a terrible thing couldn’t be real, but it was.
That’s just my story.
Military service, college graduate, unemployed, 26 years old.
What do I do?
“Administrator of 17 minor galleries.”
I’m the guy who deletes those grandmother and grandfather pictures.
I proudly said it, but the fact that I’m the guy cleaning up the mess of the gallery didn’t disappear.
If I’m going to stink of crap all over, I might as well pretend to be cool.
Today, like any other day, I spent my day deleting crap posts.
“At first, I didn’t think I’d go this far.”
I was assigned the janitor position without much thought.
Who would enjoy cleaning up crap for free?
I thought about doing it for a bit and passing it on to someone else, but it wasn’t easy.
I got attached to managing the gallery.
And before I knew it, I became the super janitor managing 17 galleries.
What kind of position is a janitor?
Managing the gallery for free, with no honor.
There’s just responsibility, but one thing was certain.
“Fun.”
My primal desire for a space where I can have fun without thinking.
It made me active as a gallery administrator.
But now, it’s starting to come to an end.
“I’ll have to hang up my badge once I get a job.”
It’s time to focus more on offline than online.
It’s called taking the reality gate. In short, real-game.
When you work in reality, your time online decreases. It’s natural.
But getting a job isn’t easy.
While others are dedicated to job hunting.
Me?
With a few buildings inherited, my life as a ‘jobless’ is fulfilling.
I’ve already faced dozens of rejections in job applications.
Maybe I’m just not cut out for society.
Let’s just try poking around here and there.
Today, like any other day, I sent out a perfectly crafted resume…
And then logged back into the gallery.
I found a post that I couldn’t pass without clicking from the beginning.
– “Single-minded Russian Feminist Update.jpg”
The title alone caught my attention.
What’s a Russian feminist and what does ‘update’ mean? Why is it single-minded?
When I clicked on the post that greeted me first, I was bombarded with tactical nukes as usual.
I feel like I want to gouge my eyes out and rinse them in tap water, but now it’s familiar.
“Sigh.”
But maybe because it’s late at night, there are quite a few posts.
Damn birds.
Is there a curse that strikes at night?
When it’s late at night, people’s true nature comes out.
All sorts of nonsense. Perverts. Deceivers. Etc.
The ones who post something spicy are the most thankful.
Other images leave deep scars in people’s hearts.
I don’t forgive those who hurt my heart.
Clicking a few times to ban the IP and deleting the posts.
“Phew.”
I dealt with the now familiar hateful posts and moved on to another gallery.
And silently complained to myself.
Why are there no discussions about games in a game gallery?
I kept the post about the Dongtan New Town ajumma and the Japanese Osaka ajumma look.
Politics, religion, society, incitement of gender conflict, hatred, gory images, etc.
Swiftly and accurately cropped with a click.
This is deleted. This too. You’re banned for 72 hours.
“Ah.”
●
This time, I was hit by a reverse tactical nuke.
Isn’t it cheating to attack without giving a chance to go back?
I’ve seen it countless times before, so there’s no impact, but the power is still strong.
This is something I will never forget.
Will it haunt me until the day I die?
Being hit by a tactical nuke has happened more than hundreds of times.
Once you get used to it, it feels like you’re plucking it from a dystopia. Something new emerges.
Damn, how many versions of this are there?
I gave up after counting up to Tactical Nuke ver.13.
It’s impossible to remember the names of grandparents from all over the world.
“But today is relatively quiet…”
Perhaps I’ve been standing in the abyss for too long.
Even after being hit by a tactical nuke dozens of times, I only had a nonchalant response.
This isn’t a good thing. It’s not a skill worth bragging about to others.
Anyway, today I continued to manage the gallery while occasionally playing mobile games.
No noise came out from the managed gallery… No sudden bans. Not bad.
As I managed the gallery, a noticeable post caught my eye.
─Title) What is this Judak doing
Are you operating 17 minor galleries? LOL
Is it AI? How can a person manage Judak in 17 places LOL
ㄴIt’s AI, right? LOL There’s no way a person could do that
ㄴFor real LOL It even shows up 24 hours
ㄴManaging 17 galleries for free?
ㄴThere’s no way it’s a person www
ㄴHuh? Scary wwwww
ㄴJust now, when the tactical nuke came, they deleted it like a knife. For real, you get stabbed with a knife whenever you run
ㄴStop running, you bastards
ㄴㄱㄷ
ㄴNo, stop!!!!!
Reading these kinds of posts makes me angry.
Feeling validated on the internet made me feel good. Without realizing it, the corners of my mouth curved into a slight smile.
In reality, I’m a college graduate unemployed person, but who am I online?
“17 gallery badges.”
I proudly said while looking out the window.
As the sun slowly rose, the world brightened.
The rising sun means that other people are waking up.
In accordance with that, the sub-admins who are active during the day began to appear one by one.
It was a routine to manage the gallery until the sub-admins who were active during the day started to go to sleep.
Actually, I’m just a nocturnal creature who sleeps during the day, but I have to come up with a cool reason.
“Responsible for managing the gallery.”
Anyway, it’s cool. Confirmed.
With that thought in mind, I threw myself onto the bed.
I carefully closed the blackout curtains to prevent sunlight from coming in and rested my head on the pillow.
Sleep slowly crept in.
“I haven’t ruined my daily routine, I’m just living faster than others.”
Since I usually sleep from 11 am to 5 pm….
I live 12 hours faster than others.
My body is in Korea, but my mind is based on Argentina time, so it makes sense.
Or not? Whatever.
“Haam….”
I’m sleepy. Yawning, I remembered something I had forgotten.
I have to take this.
I swallowed the supplement I had left by my head with water and lay back on the bed.
Of course, I didn’t fall asleep right away.
If I fell asleep right away, I couldn’t call myself a zero-goon.
I read through the concept posts I hadn’t read yet on my phone.
It’s fun to visit places other than the managed gallery.
Resisting the drowsiness, I browsed through the webtoon posts that were being translated.
When I entered the post with the most recommendations and comments, I saw a webtoon that made unicorns bleed.
─I like it because it has no sense of morality 3rd episode [281]
“Wow, this is a webtoon.”
Eliminated in body, mind, and spirit. But it’s fun.
The unicorn Con, wearing a horn that says, “This isn’t something a virgin would do…!” moved to another gallery.
The next destination was the modern game gallery.
Posts about the results of games they played or what games are popular these days were the main content.
New release. Trash. Any games to play? None.
Now there are no more galleries to explore.
After finishing the gallery tour, they tried to turn off their phone.
[You have been appointed as the administrator of the otherworldly gallery.]
An alert from the app popped up.
“The otherworldly gallery?”
What is the otherworldly gallery?
Is it related to anime or manga?
Or is it a shelter operating in another gallery?
Just by the name of the gallery, you can’t know its true nature.
What kind of place is this exactly? Curiosity arose.
If you like what you see, just manage it roughly.
If you don’t like it, just leave the spot and run away.
[Do you approve the appointment as gallery administrator?]
[Yes]
With a light touch, the scenery around me changed instantly.
“Huh.”
It’s white.
A white space with nothing around engulfed me.
Chilling. Goosebumps rose as fear washed over me.
Lying in the white space, my presence felt alien.
As I slowly got up, words appeared before my eyes.
“You have been appointed as the administrator of the otherworldly gallery.”
“Ah.”
This is a cliché.
Dizzy for a moment, I closed my eyes.
How many hours passed like that?
When I struggled to open my eyes again, nothing seemed to have changed.
What’s this? Just an ordinary house.
Similar structure to the one I lived in. The only difference is that where the computer used to be, there is nothing now.
In its place, a hologram appeared in front of me like a computer screen.
“When you concentrate, you can access the otherworldly gallery.”
“Please operate the otherworldly gallery according to the rules.”
The otherworldly gallery…?
Lying on the bed, I recalled the gallery I knew.
– What’s up? Just passing by.
– Did you get Yasgak?
– If you’re happy with the new update, give it a thumbs up lol
– Ah, damn it, clear out those damn tactical nukes first!!
– If it were me, I’d wipe them all out lol
– Ooh… Demon Lord has awakened…
– Elf Queen Naked Stroll.jpg
– Cute when she falls asleep while studying
– Honestly, if you’re just a hero, aren’t you too old?
– Does the queen of the elves smell like a chicken coop?
– The devil seems to be frothing at the mouth lol
– Purifying the concubines, yes
Is this the gallery of another world…?
My head feels fuzzy.
***
First, take a deep breath.
I logged back into the gallery.
Basically, I have minimal authority. I’m an administrator.
The ID is set as ‘minimal authority.’
The orange sticker attached to the ID caught my eye.
“Am I the only one managing for real?”
If you mismanage, there are risks or lawsuits. Are there no consequences like eating cold noodles?
While exploring the gallery, I found a gear-shaped button.
Click.
When I lightly touched it with my finger, a new window opened.
『Gallery Administrator Mode』
– Management Level: 1
– Points: 0
『Gallery Minimal Authority Shop』
【Weapons】
【Armor】
【Accessories】
【Consumables】
【Food】
【Miscellaneous】
No other interfaces exist besides this.
Let’s check out the shop tab; various items pop up.
The most noticeable is food.
There are many delicious-looking dishes.
Among them, I found the most appetizing thumbnail.
【Golden Rose Chicken】
(Well-fried chicken.jpg)
– Consumes 5 points
I’m slightly hungry. My mouth is watering.
I want to eat this. How do I earn points?
Since it’s gallery management points, can I earn them in the gallery?
I closed the window and headed back to the gallery.
– If you’re curious about what minimal authority does, give me a thumbs up lol
ㄴThumbs up lol
ㄴYou don’t know this culture, huh?
You’re not even writing anything. Hasn’t it been a while?
In my opinion, I saw it here and was so surprised that I ran away quickly lol
All sorts of aggressive and annoying posts about tactical nukes, LOL
It could be a tactical nuke, for real lol
Stop the tactical nuke!!!!!!!!!!
GD
I said stop!!!!
Different words, but do they get automatically translated as tactical nukes?
Just in case, I clicked on the next post and furrowed my brows.
Why is there a tactical nuke here too? Damn.
How can it be the same here?
My head spins as I read the posts.
How should I deal with these guys?
After contemplating, I found someone I didn’t like.
– If you want to feed a tactical nuke to Juttak, LOL
[Block User?]
– Block Period: 10 minutes
– Reason for Blocking: Get out
As a test, I gave a 10-minute ban.
Then, an alarm rings with a beep.
[You have earned 1 point.]
“Oh…”
Just by being an administrator, do they give points?
If I delete posts as I please, what will happen?
I found the most elaborate post.
– Title) Kya lol Posting something awesome and cool
(Dwarf holding a cool hammer.jpg)
How’s that? Just made it, yeah?
Kya lol
Dwarf is badass lol, hitting hard lol
It doesn’t work on humans, right?
Crazy bastard lol
Does the dwarf weapon look like a dick?
Not working on humans? Are you saying it’s pathetic?
We attach the adjective ‘pathetic’ to weapons made by humans lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol
Pathetic Weapon Special) Made by humans lol
Watch how the dwarf smacks with his badass hammer lol
Put in the damage properly lol
“Dwarf is hitting hard.”
This post suits the otherworldly gallery.
If I delete this, there will be a reaction. As a test, I clicked delete.
Beep.
The alarm rang again.
[1 point has been deducted.]
“Umm…”
There is a principle of its own.
Since I asked to operate according to principles, I must operate while maintaining boundaries.
“Isn’t it just like a minor gallery?”
Deleting crappy posts, blocking crappy people, and cutting off troublemakers.
First, I decided to kill the guy who keeps posting spam.
– Dal
– Rin
– Please, if anyone knows their address, sell it at a high price
– Da
– Why does that jerk keep doing that
– Jeon
– Sul
– Haek
─Please kill the bastard
─Dal
─Lin
─Da
Is this a diary?
Just in case, I pressed the post and found only a tactical nuclear photo.
These guys are definitely banned.
You too, get out.
【Block user?】
─Block period: 1000 days
─Reason for block: You too, get out
There’s no limit to the block period here, so it’s good.
These bastards need to be killed on an annual basis to come to their senses.
“If you ban them for 10 years, it’s pitiful.”
Let’s just go with 1000 days. It’s the least mercy.
Take it sweetly, reflect, and come back.
【User has been blocked.】
Points increased along with the alarm!
【You have gained 5 points.】
“Wow! Thank you for the chicken!”
Without hesitation, let’s buy the Golden Rose Chicken.
The chicken quietly descended from the sky.
“Wow.”
As expected of another world. Is this some kind of magic?
It’s as fresh as if it was just made. I picked up a chicken leg and took a bite.
Crispy on the outside. Moist on the inside. Grease dripping down. Wow.
I almost wrote an aggro post on the gallery but held back.
It’s not the right time to be active on the gallery yet.
While tearing into the chicken, I discovered a new way to earn points.
“Just by reading gallery posts, points accumulate.”
I haven’t figured it out properly. Reading between 50 and 70 posts increases points.
Shall we start ‘sincere gallery posting’?
It was time to become a lurker now.
***
Daksam.
It’s the abbreviation for “Dakchigo Nunting” which means lurking for 3 months.
3 weeks. Or 3 months. 3 years.
You can attach it as you please.
Once you enter the gallery, it means to lurk until you grasp the atmosphere.
Knowing the rules, I also quietly read through the gallery without actively participating.
Fortunately, the post regeneration isn’t that fast.
It’s similar to combining 17 galleries or even more, but it’s manageable.
Repeatedly blocking the trolls and leisurely enjoying chicken.
During that time, I was able to roughly understand the gallery.
“Well, there are several races.”
The visible races are demons, elves, dark elves, dwarves, humans, and aquatic beings.
There may be other races, but they haven’t been seen yet.
I made an effort to manage the gallery while reading through the posts.
─Title) Today’s weather is nice ^^
(A picture of a demon woman taking off her top.jpg)
ㄴOh yeah, oh yeah
ㄴKya, haha, please post it again, sis
ㄴIf she catches you, you won’t even be able to breathe
ㄴI sincerely want to embrace you. Please leave your contact information.
First, save the picture.
You can save the pictures to view them later.
And casually clicked on the delete post button.
“If you delete 5 inappropriate pictures, you get 1 point.”
It’s more difficult than I thought. When you’re active in the gallery, you see a lot of high-level pictures.
It’s easy to increase points when you see them frequently.
【Points: 133】
Already 133 points. Nice and sweet.
As I started managing the gallery, the gallery members began to notice me.
─Title) Are you lurking actively?
ㄴThat’s right, haha
─Damn, this lurker is quick with the sword
ㄴThis one is really fast, for real
While browsing, I noticed a post that received a lot of recommendations.
It was a post that became a concept post on the first page.
─Title) If you empathize, give a like haha
I don’t know about the rest, but it would be nice if the lurker was a female academy student, for real haha
Likes: 699 Dislikes: 1
ㄴLurkers dislike the real-name system haha
ㄴLurker, a female academy student, let’s go!
ㄴFor real, I saw it, spring
ㄴIf she dances in a school uniform, I’ll like it 5000 times
Would I be like this if I were a female student?
I chuckled and lurked through the gallery again.
Even in another world, it’s chaos just like this.
The trolls are right in front of me.
Maybe that’s why. I like it more.
─Can we post adult content?
─Please post some aquatic being adult content
─Furry gay content so weird it’s suspicious…
─I heard there’s a war going on
─Where’s the war? Between demons and dwarves?
─No, it’s between the parents right now
(A picture of a house exploding.jpg)
ㄴCrazy dude, haha, broadcasting a fight between a couple
ㄴDemon couple fights are so intense, haha
I chuckled while watching the video of demon couples fighting as if they were going to kill each other.
Even in another world, people are the same.
But how do they take pictures?
It doesn’t feel like there are modern gadgets using electricity.
Do they have magical tools?
“Hmm…”
Magical tools.
If they can be helpful later, it’s fine.
I started to consider whether to reveal myself.
Lurk for 3 hours. Lurking for 3 hours.
It’s now approaching the 3-hour mark.
I roughly acquired information about the gallery and understood the atmosphere.
Should I start managing properly now?
As a test, I wrote a light post.
─Lurker
Title) Hi
Hi
Likes: 391 Dislikes: 0
ㄴWhat the hell, haha, he’s really a lurker
ㄴHey, what’s up
ㄴHaha, crazy guy, finally writing a post
ㄴIs the lurker into spicy demons? Is the lurker into spicy demons? Is the lurker into spicy demons? Is the lurker into spicy demons?
ㄴWhat have you been doing all this time
ㄴThis guy probably posted an adult content, haha
ㄴIt could be a woman
– Is the girl not sleeping?
– Then, is she sleeping?
– How would I know that?
– Haha, no one knows.
Even in another world, people live in similar places.
Even the gallery looks similar, making this place feel like home to me.
After reading through the chaotic comments, I wrote another post.
─Judak
Title) Picking a Judak ㅇㅇ
Conditions: Able to gall for 24 hours, must be immune to tactical nukes
Reward: A blue sticker will appear in front of your ID, unpaid
Please show a lot of interest.
Recommend: 251 Dislike: 91
– This guy is crazy haha, unpaid haha
– Seriously, an unpaid slave in the gallery haha
– Your name is now Chunsik haha
– Run awayyyyy
– Damn haha, immediately picked a Judak haha, look at the conditions, this guy is crazy haha
– Haha, poor Judak
– Why are you blue, Jomma?
– Haha, the demon lord wants to be a Judak~
– Don’t pick these weirdos haha
– They say it’s a Judak Academy girl, they say it’s a Judak Academy girl
– Really?
– Of course, haha
– If it’s true, picking a Judak is totally possible, haha, I’ll even lick your feet
– Even I, as a man, can do it, haha
– ?
– He’s gay…
– That’s your…
I checked the guys who were applying in the chaotic comments.
Since I had already thought about the guys I would pick while galling for 3 hours, all I had to do was choose.
“I think this guy will cause a stir in the gallery if I pick him.”
I should pick guys like him instead.
My Judak experience and accumulated intuition and big data are telling me to pick this guy.
【Would you like to appoint him as a sub-administrator?】
【Yes】
I lightly pressed the button.
– ? Is this for real?
– What the heck!!!!!!!!
The gallery was in an uproar.
0 Comments